Why is it so hard to find any clothes that actually fit in Thailand?

[law ling]

Decathalon sometimes have a few of their items in larger sizes.

[GammaGlobulin]

4 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I knew there were others like me of similar persuasion.

 

We are living in a very hot climate, getting hotter by the year.

 

And, therefore, why not just be comfortable when there is no one to see.

 

Just go naked inside one's own house.

 

Do what you like!

 

 

Blind Faith is now age-restricted????

 

Such a Mixed Up Muddled Up World we now live in...

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

I really do not know why some guys are so worried about this topic's question, the proper fitting of clothes.

 

I mean, really, I have been living most of my life with clothes that do not fit.

 

When I left the West for the East, I gave up on clothes that fit me right.

 

Nothing fit.

 

My shoes did not fit. My collars never fit. My trousers did not fit.

 

The only thing that really fit for me, snugly, was the bit that really counted.

 

This is why, even though your clothes might not fit right here, still...

 

After you turn out the lights, and you lie down together, and you slip it in...

 

Then, the two parts that fit will become most important to you, at least for an hour.

 

I know, some guys who have never come to Asia might wonder if things fit right, over here.

 

In fact, they fit fine.

 

I have, in fact, never experienced a poor fit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

Anyway, if this topic is about finding good clothes in LARGE sizes, I would say that the best place to shop is in the USA, on line, and ship to Thailand.

 

Atlanta might be a good place to shop.

Atlanta is an upper-class city with huge people.

 

But, if you really need BIG, then maybe Mississippi, if you can even spell the name of this state.

 

OR, if you wish that distinctive hillbilly style, then you can find some loose clothes fit for elephants in Alabama.

 

It's up to you to decide where to shop.

 

Just remember:  Sugar is Bad.  Exercise is Good.

 

 

[Ralf001]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I knew there were others like me of similar persuasion.

 

We are living in a very hot climate, getting hotter by the year.

 

And, therefore, why not just be comfortable when there is no one to see.

 

Just go naked inside one's own house.

 

Do what you like!

 

 

I swim naked and like to lounge by the pool drink wine.

I do put on an apron though when Iam using the BBQ..... hot oil spatter on me bits gets a tad ordinary.

[GammaGlobulin]

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

I swim naked and like to lounge by the pool drink wine.

I do put on an apron though when Iam using the BBQ..... hot oil spatter on me bits gets a tad ordinary.

In fact, and this is so true, the older we get, the more our skin becomes more tender and sensitive.  And this causes us to shed as much clothing as possible during the day.

 

Naturally, if you are on the HK or London underground, then you must wear more than an apron.  Or, don't you.

 

The HK underground will definitely kick you off unless you are fully clothed.

 

 

[Ralf001]

10 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

In fact, and this is so true, the older we get, the more our skin becomes more tender and sensitive.  And this causes us to shed as much clothing as possible during the day.

 

Naturally, if you are on the HK or London underground, then you must wear more than an apron.  Or, don't you.

 

The HK underground will definitely kick you off unless you are fully clothed.

 

 

I wear clothes outside the privacy of my compound.

[GammaGlobulin]

9 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

I wear clothes outside the privacy of my compound.

This is wise.

[Ralf001]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

This is wise.

And respectful.

[GammaGlobulin]

18 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

And respectful.

As I have already mentioned, the least we can do on this forum is to be both respectful and polite.

[ThailandRyan]

31 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

This is wise.

Why is this wise?  I mean it is practical but why can I not wear just a Banana Hammock when I head out to shop

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

Why is this wise?  I mean it is practical but why can I not wear just a Banana Hammock when I head out to shop

No way.

 

This is too green.

 

And, too disgusting.

 

And, too hairy.

 

And, we have seen this type of thing, before, during a holiday in Thailand, which was disgusting behavior.

 

Personally, if I might be so bold to say, I dislike men.

[GammaGlobulin]

 

[ThailandRyan]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

No way.

 

This is too green.

 

And, too disgusting.

 

And, too hairy.

 

And, we have seen this type of thing, before, during a holiday in Thailand, which was disgusting behavior.

 

Personally, if I might be so bold to say, I dislike men.

I am slightly offended, this is me and how I dress.  I could care less what people think.  They may say I am rude, crude, and call me a cheap charlie, but my money don't jingle jingle, it folds, and wouldn't you like to see where I keep it while out.

[KhunLA]

30 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

And, too hairy.

Hair shaming ... shame on you.

 

Nothing wrong with us furry creatures.   Shows good testosterone levels.  

[Lemsta69]

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I rarely wear clothes.

 

I mean that, since the pandemic, I do not go out.

 

No clothes are, therefore, required.

 

Mostly, I just wear a towel, or nothing at all.

 

I can only assume that there are very many like me who do the same.

buck nekkid is the only way to fly in the privacy of one's own home. good for the environment too, can use AC less often.

[GammaGlobulin]

47 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

I am slightly offended, this is me and how I dress.  I could care less what people think.  They may say I am rude, crude, and call me a cheap charlie, but my money don't jingle jingle, it folds, and wouldn't you like to see where I keep it while out.

This is not you.

 

You just copied this infamous image from the internet, without proper attribution, which is another sin in itself.

 

But I can tell you that, whoever was wearing this green thing, in public, if we had any sort of just world in Salem, he would be first put in stocks, and then housed in a cage, no more than one cubic meter in volume, and kept out in the noonday sun.

 

And then, we would offer him redemption while relaxing on a pillory.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Otherwise, take off that green thing, anoint yourself with olive oil, and be prepared to wrestle.

 

 

[ThailandRyan]

8 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

This is not you.

 

You just copied this infamous image from the internet, without proper attribution, which is another sin in itself.

 

But I can tell you that, whoever was wearing this green thing, in public, if we had any sort of just world in Salem, he would be first put in stocks, and then housed in a cage, no more than one cubic meter in volume, and kept out in the noonday sun.

 

And then, we would offer him redemption while relaxing on a pillory.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Otherwise, take off that green thing, anoint yourself with olive oil, and be prepared to wrestle.

 

 

Mud wrestling is my style, but since I have posted my photo, the world knows who I really am now, sorry I had to identify myself....

[GammaGlobulin]

2 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

Mud wrestling is my style, but since I have posted my photo, the world knows who I really am now, sorry I had to identify myself....

Anything but that shade of green is preferable.

 

And, once you pin the hog, then you can roast and eat him, too.

 

Reminds me of the Hitchcock film, "Rope",

In so many ways.

[NanLaew]

On 8/7/2022 at 11:30 AM, ThailandRyan said:

So I myself, according to you,  am an unnescessarily huge farang being 6' and 89kg, with my shoulders being extra wide. Is that because I am in poor shape or your a small person and scared of large men.....or did I miss your point.

Yeah, the last bit.

[GammaGlobulin]

22 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

Yeah, the last bit.

Huge is not the problem.

 

However, as hairy as you say you are, then, why not get waxed?

[ThailandRyan]

1 hour ago, NanLaew said:

Yeah, the last bit.

So I missed the point, and your not short or scared of large men....excellent 

[Ralf001]

3 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Why is this wise?  I mean it is practical but why can I not wear just a Banana Hammock when I head out to shop

Its illegal to be in public without underwear on.

[ThailandRyan]

25 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Its illegal to be in public without underwear on.

I have underwear on...what says I don't.....

[ThailandRyan]

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Huge is not the problem.

 

However, as hairy as you say you are, then, why not get waxed?

Why get waxed, My lady loves that I look like a teddy bear and loves to snuggle up, it is soft and not course....

[NanLaew]

27 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Its illegal to be in public without underwear on.

Yes, but when you do it, you feel so liberated not to mention a bit naughty.

[BigStar]

5 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Why is this wise?  I mean it is practical but why can I not wear just a Banana Hammock when I head out to shop

Too hot; our members are extremely sensitive to the Thai climate, as it's never hot in the UK. Hence we can't wear trousers when reporting to Immigration.

 

One man found that a bum bag and a camera are practical. You may not get far, however.

 

 

     --https://www.pattayamail.com/news/naked-foreigner-takes-a-stroll-through-pattaya-405838

 

Not sure about "camera," though. Our hipsters all know that a phone will suffice, with photos of one's passport.

[BigStar]

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Anyway, if this topic is about finding good clothes in LARGE sizes, I would say that the best place to shop is in the USA, on line, and ship to Thailand.

 

Atlanta might be a good place to shop.

Atlanta is an upper-class city with huge people.

 

But, if you really need BIG, then maybe Mississippi, if you can even spell the name of this state.

 

OR, if you wish that distinctive hillbilly style, then you can find some loose clothes fit for elephants in Alabama.

 

SO inconvenient. Most of our members periodically return to the paradise of the UK and visit their old haunts, say around Hull, where they no longer have to try to speak English and everyone understands fluent Yorkie.

 

A branch of BadRhino may be located in the area or one may order online. They got ALL the good stuff including of course the top half of The Uniform (as shown on their site).

 

 

OMG, looks fantastic. So you may just imagine your hansumness with it hanging over your man boobs and huge belly. Add the cargo shorts, the white socks & sandals, and the ladies of Soi 6 will be all over you. I mean, until they discover you skint.

 

And imagine yourself in the Immigration line, that Victoria's Secret Fashion Show for expats. Great event in which to compare your sense of fashion, not to mention your own level of health and fitness.

 

https://www.badrhino.com/

[Ralf001]

5 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

I have underwear on...what says I don't.....

I guess a G-String is technically under wear.