Reading In Bed

[john b good]

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up,

ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to

read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his

wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but

only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming

that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going

further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it

was foreplay." the husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the ###### were you doing then?" "I was just

wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.