5 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Groping public is from both sides is bad manner paid or not if you ask me, but I hear ya!

 

Thought you didn't pay girls, but I guess I was wrong

I don't anymore , I was speaking when I was active in that department .

  Got kind of bored squeezing girls breasts and wasting 100 Baht and also when I stopped drinking it kind of felt a awkward going into bars sober and asking girls whether I could put my hand inside their bra for 100 Baht  

AIDS, 100 STD's, broke, knifed, almost killed...

 

If I avoid those things, it was a good night.

 

If my current wife worked in Pattaya for 13-years would that make me a winner or a loser?

 

Yea, don't expect to marry them.  Give them a wrong name, lie about everything...

 

pay and run!!!!!  

30 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

I don't anymore , I was speaking when I was active in that department .

  Got kind of bored squeezing girls breasts and wasting 100 Baht and also when I stopped drinking it kind of felt a awkward going into bars sober and asking girls whether I could put my hand inside their bra for 100 Baht  

Still you have given me the impression you never paid for girls, but I understand your fixation now better. 

21 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Still you have given me the impression you never paid for girls, but I understand your fixation now better. 

Went through a "kid in a candy store" phase when  I first arrived in Thailand, being young rich and single , got up to all sorts , but got bored with that life after a few months and wont be bothered if I never see a naked female again 

1 hour ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

 

  Got kind of bored squeezing girls breasts and wasting 100 Baht 

$3 sounds about right for a breast grope in a poor country. What's the acceptable amount of seconds you get to squeeze and massage those little cupcakes before they want another hundred?

 

How is that a waste? I had a cold brew coffee today at The River City Mall and it was $5.

 

8 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

I often squeeze their breasts and put my hand down their underwear , that usually costs about three ladies drinks  

Is that in Wetherspoons, Blackpool?

6 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Is that in Wetherspoons, Blackpool?

So it's $3 for a breast and $9 for a stink finger? Can't fault it.

 

I used to have a girlfriend who made me wash my hands as soon as we got inside my apartment.

 

Oh, to just toss her a tenner and go to town. MicM has lived my dream.

7 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

wont be bothered if I never see a naked female again 

Have you got a low libido? erectile dysfunction? that would make you feel like that

1 hour ago, scubascuba3 said:

Have you got a low libido? erectile dysfunction? that would make you feel like that

Probably he discovered those naked pictures on the internet. ???? 

4 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

Have you got a low libido? erectile dysfunction? that would make you feel like that

Nope, just played with it a bit and it still works  

2 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Nope, just played with it a bit and it still works  

????????

On 9/11/2022 at 1:15 PM, Denim said:

Yup, expect nothing then you won't be disappointed.

 

Friends used to drag me ( screaming ) into bars but I never liked them much. Girls have a job to do so sincerity is not in evidence.

 

Preferred meeting girls in places where they are more free to be themselves and say what they like.

I have a rotation of ladies who come to my place to drink tequila. It’s very interesting to hear their opinions when they are hammered. I get all kinds, those that live for their Thai boyfriends and those who don’t like men. Classic quote from a lady last night: “ I only love man if he sends me money”.

 

Another lady claimed: “I no like Thai man”, which is true. She lives with a Tomboy.
 

I have a couple who declare their eternal love for me. In this case “eternal” means until they go home to their Thai husband.

On 9/11/2022 at 3:21 PM, OneMoreFarang said:

Maybe some girls will try to find out if there is still live in that fossil. It might be exiting. 

Exiting? What a way to go...

On 9/11/2022 at 2:14 PM, OneMoreFarang said:

I never asked any girl how many orgasms she had or stupid questions like that. Don't ask if you don't want to hear a true answer. And there is no point to listen to bs answers.

Off topic,

My first 'rented' Thai wife asked me how often my former Brit wife had orgasms.

I said 'once or twice'.

She said, 'per night/week/month?'

I said, 'No, once or twice in the 30 years we were married!'

So I then asked her 'How often do you have orgasms?'

And she replied 'Every time I have sex, else I wouldn't do it'.

On 9/11/2022 at 7:09 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

How do you make sure of the gender of the person if you don't feel them up first before you take them home ? 

If they've got nice boobs, does it really matter?

32 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Off topic,

My first 'rented' Thai wife asked me how often my former Brit wife had orgasms.

I said 'once or twice'.

She said, 'per night/week/month?'

I said, 'No, once or twice in the 30 years we were married!'

So I then asked her 'How often do you have orgasms?'

And she replied 'Every time I have sex, else I wouldn't do it'.

Now the question is obviously: Who did you believe? 

Just now, OneMoreFarang said:

Now the question is obviously: Who did you believe? 

I believed them both, the Thai lady always furnished detailed instructions if I wasn't getting it right.

4 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I believed them both, the Thai lady always furnished detailed instructions if I wasn't getting it right.

That's the way it should be.

I always find it amazing when I read that some women fake their orgasm. And then? She is not happy, and he thinks he did a good job and won't learn to do it better. Lose/lose. 

16 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

That's the way it should be.

I always find it amazing when I read that some women fake their orgasm. And then? She is not happy, and he thinks he did a good job and won't learn to do it better. Lose/lose. 

Not amazing. There is a significant fraction of women who never have an orgasm, in fact, they don’t feel anything at all when it comes to sex. Ever.

 

There is another big fraction who only like sex with their honey. Sex with other men is just a nuisance.

 

Another fraction are lesbians.

 

So, the number of women who are likely to have an orgasm with you is about 37.

 

 

posh bird I knew never mentioned orgasms...but she did continually tell me "I,ve arrived".........

2 minutes ago, petermik said:

posh bird I knew never mentioned orgasms...but she did continually tell me "I,ve arrived".........

That reminds me of the lyrics from Fireball from Pitbull:

 

I saw, I came, I conquered
Or should I say, I saw, I conquered, I came

7 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

That reminds me of the lyrics from Fireball from Pitbull:

 

I saw, I came, I conquered
Or should I say, I saw, I conquered, I came

I prefer the "Call me Wombat" quote ........ I eats, roots, shoots, and leaves!

On 9/11/2022 at 2:24 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

That is rather rude , if you grope them , you should give them something .

   I often ask whether I can squeeze their breasts and I give them 100 Baht 

Often they grope you first.

 

Without asking.

 

 

 

Nothing.

 

I find them pretty worthless.

 

Actually, I expect them to hassle me for tips and drinks.

 

I expect them to get my order wrong, remove my drink before it's finished.

 

I expect them to lie about drinks prices and promotions.

 

 

40 minutes ago, 2009 said:

On 9/11/2022 at 2:24 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

That is rather rude , if you grope them , you should give them something .

   I often ask whether I can squeeze their breasts and I give them 100 Baht 

Often they grope you first.

 

Without asking.

And they never even tried to give me 100B for that disgusting behavior! ???? 

9 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

And they never even tried to give me 100B for that disgusting behavior! ???? 

They are trying to get you sexually aroused , so you will pay them for sex 

1 hour ago, 2009 said:

Nothing.

 

I find them pretty worthless.

 

Actually, I expect them to hassle me for tips and drinks.

 

I expect them to get my order wrong, remove my drink before it's finished.

 

I expect them to lie about drinks prices and promotions.

 

 

Maybe they always get the order right, it's just that you always see the glass as half empty?

Edited October 2, 20223 yr by MrMuddle
grammar

1 hour ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

They are trying to get you sexually aroused , so you will pay them for sex 

Kinda missing the point, aren't you?

4 minutes ago, 2009 said:

Kinda missing the point, aren't you?

Am I ?

What was the point that I missed ?

1 hour ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

They are trying to get you sexually aroused , so you will pay them for sex 

That's what I tried to explain to my secretary...  ????