Nelson Mandela Have Moved To Thailand

Nelson Mandela have moved to thailand

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Nelson Mandela have moved to thailand and is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little thai man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the thai man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong guy. Push off" and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little thai man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little thaiman back, shouting: "Look, push off! You've got the wrong bloke! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting and late in the afternoon he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little thai man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little thai man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Maindealer?"