Famous Bargirl Lies

[Danderman123]

Ladies who work bar are well known for their lies, with the most famous being "I no like young man". There was even an enormous pop hit about this a few years ago ("Mayores"). Even though its not true, its really a white lie, and no one believes it anyway. 

 

If a Pattaya bargirl is not sick, not asexual, or a lesbian, there is a 90% chance she has a boyfriend. Of course, available Thai men in Pattaya are at a premium, so the bargirl has to support them. Which leads to the next lie "I not give money to my boyfriend". If you have extended contact with a bargirl, you will see her getting hit up for cash by her boyfriend, which leads to the lie "first time he ask for money". Thai men are experts in "borrowing" money from their girlfriends. No money, no honey. This often leads to the bargirl not having enough cash to send home to whoever is taking care of their children. Many bargirls with boyfriends are flat broke at month end. 

 

 

[simon43]

Honest darling - I was born a girl!!

[proton]

'I come already'

[Hummin]

I have never done that before!

[still kicking]

You must have plenty experience 

[orchis]

"I don't have any STD's"

[save the frogs]

18 minutes ago, Danderman123 said:

If a Pattaya bargirl is not sick, not asexual, or a lesbian, there is a 90% chance she has a boyfriend.

arent many of them divorced and raising children on their own?

ie single motherhood leads them to this work in some cases, no?

 

[London Lowf]

"No customer buy me drink for three days ????"

[Pi Tao]

I m virgin.

My buffalo is sick.

Just arrived, 2 days ago.

I m student.

[Celsius]

4 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

arent many of them divorced and raising children on their own?

ie single motherhood leads them to this work in some cases, no?

 

 

Someone has been told a lie

[save the frogs]

no one mentioned 'you very handsum' yet?

[digbeth]

hello hansum

[Hummin]

2 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

no one mentioned 'you very handsum' yet?

Or like Pompoi man?

 

No like young man, young man only <deleted> <deleted>, old man no <deleted>, good take care

[OneMoreFarang]

What is the job of bargirls?

Is it their job to tell the truth like: You are old and ugly, and I don't even want to talk with you if you don't pay me for it.

 

Or is it their job to do anything to make the customer happy so that he pays a lot of money? You are so strong/handsome/nice. I feel so good with you together. You are my favorite guy. Other men don't understand me. The list goes on and on and on.

Do the girls lie? Sure. That is in their job description! And the better they lie the better do they do their job.

 

If anybody wants a (Thai) girl as a girlfriend, then meet her somewhere outside of a bar. Don't give her money, and don't promise her any money. Talk to her, walk with her in the park for an hour like lovers do that. Does your favorite girl do that? Does she even show up if you don't promise her money?

 

Personally, I like many bargirls and I like that they make me feel good at that time. Do I believe it when they tell me no other guy ever made them happy like I did? Of course not. But it still sounds nice when they tell me such stories. It's a lot better than: You have a little one and I don't feel anything, and you don't know how to use it. At least your done in 5 min. Good that it's over.

 

Be aware of what you wish for. 

 

[OneMoreFarang]

41 minutes ago, Danderman123 said:

"I no like young man"

That is actually true for many bargirls.

I no like young man as customer because they want to f$# for hours and think they do me a favor and they don't have much money.

I prefer old guys. Maybe they sleep and I don't have to work at all. Or they are tired after 5 minutes. Easy money.

 

[Hummin]

5 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

What is the job of bargirls?

Is it their job to tell the truth like: You are old and ugly, and I don't even want to talk with you if you don't pay me for it.

 

Or is it their job to do anything to make the customer happy so that he pays a lot of money? You are so strong/handsome/nice. I feel so good with you together. You are my favorite guy. Other men don't understand me. The list goes on and on and on.

Do the girls lie? Sure. That is in their job description! And the better they lie the better do they do their job.

 

If anybody wants a (Thai) girl as a girlfriend, then meet her somewhere outside of a bar. Don't give her money, and don't promise her any money. Talk to her, walk with her in the park for an hour like lovers do that. Does your favorite girl do that? Does she even show up if you don't promise her money?

 

Personally, I like many bargirls and I like that they make me feel good at that time. Do I believe it when they tell me no other guy ever made them happy like I did? Of course not. But it still sounds nice when they tell me such stories. It's a lot better than: You have a little one and I don't feel anything, and you don't know how to use it. At least your done in 5 min. Good that it's over.

 

Be aware of what you wish for. 

 

I had many thai girls on my side, but I always paid the bill! The travels, food, gasolines if she had a car, hotels, but not necessary salery. A caddy who regularly came and visited me, never took or wanted money, but I guess her sponsors already paid her well

Edited January 7, 2023 by Hummin

[OneMoreFarang]

26 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

single motherhood leads them to this work in some cases, no?

Yes, and the newest iPhone and all that - in some cases. 

[orchis]

"I'm pregnant. It's yours." 

[bubblegum]

I don't like drugs.

[CrunchWrapSupreme]

48 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Do the girls lie? Sure. That is in their job description! And the better they lie the better do they do their job.

Mmm. I was in tech sales for 10 years. The company reps would occasionally drop by, and it was easy to see what got them hired. Of course being very attractive, but also the charisma, the flirtations. Body language, facial expressions, leaning into you and lightly touching, pretending it was an accident, laughing at everything you said. Man, you brought back some memories. The end result of would then be when you got a customer wanting 100 pieces of X product, of course brand X would be the first that came to mind. Hehe. They really had it down.

 

Then, if you could match their game with some of your own, when you got sent off to trade shows, saw them out in the exhibit hall, got invites to bar meetups, and then hotel rooms.... I'm afraid I never got that far, but some colleagues shared their stories. Ah. Those flirtatious visits they gave me over at my desk were plenty exciting enough for me. 

[Leaver]

 

"I work bar 1 week."  ???? 

[jak2002003]

1 hour ago, save the frogs said:

arent many of them divorced and raising children on their own?

ie single motherhood leads them to this work in some cases, no?

 

Yes....they do that job rather than open a market stall selling vegetables, or getting a job in 7/11.   I am sure they are forced into it and only doing it for their much loved poor children.... NOT.! 

[Leaver]

1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said:

What is the job of bargirls?

 

To take as much money as possible from a customer, even after the customer no longer thinks the girl is working in the bar, and he is no longer her customer.  ???? 

[Lucky Bones]

25 minutes ago, Leaver said:

 

"I work bar 1 week."  ???? 

First night work in bar - translated to "this" bar.????????

[orchis]

"He's my brother"

[orchis]

"I am single"

[JoseThailand]

"Me student from Bangkok". 

Edited January 7, 2023 by JoseThailand

[proton]

sorry mister, have period

[OneMoreFarang]

1 hour ago, Leaver said:

 

To take as much money as possible from a customer, even after the customer no longer thinks the girl is working in the bar, and he is no longer her customer.  ???? 

Yes, that is what the customer thinks.

You did a great job, girl. 

 

But to be fair, I don't think there is a big difference between women who marry rich guys and prostitutes who take money from the same guys. All of them want money and a good life - and why not.

 

[OneMoreFarang]

31 minutes ago, proton said:

sorry mister, have period

That only work for beginners. More experienced guys know there are at least two more options.