Thunder And Lightening

[maerim]

This guy picked up a prostitute and took her back to his place.

After getting undressed in the bedroom he got her to sit on top of the wardrobe and he gave her a bucket of water.

He then said kick the wardrobe door that represents thunder. ok she said and while you are it flick the light switch on and off this is lightning.

He went to lie on the bed and told her to throw water over him, this she did while kicking the door and turning the light on and off.

This went on for about 5 minutes then she said are you going to screw me or not?

He said are you nuts?

Screw you in this weather.

[ChiangmaiJim]

maerim, this is <deleted>!