10 Most Annoying Songs Of All Time

[eek]

Hey old croc, I just remembered another horrible party favorite: the Hockey Cockey!

The question is: what is worse? The Birdy song or Hockey Cockey?

[lazeeboy]

Hey old croc, I just remembered another horrible party favorite: the Hockey Cockey!

The question is: what is worse? The Birdy song or Hockey Cockey?

puppy love..........donny osmond

[Capantha]

ooh....puppy love - jep mak mak!!!!!!!

[Old Croc]

Hey old croc, I just remembered another horrible party favorite: the Hockey Cockey!

The question is: what is worse? The Birdy song or Hockey Cockey?

If you mean the Hocky Pocky. I'll go for that one.

[Old Croc]

Achey breaky heart by that moron billy gay syphillius or what ever he was called from the states,

Billy Ray Cyrus. Be afraid, very afraid. The man has a new song out.

These days however, he is best known as the father of 14 yo teen star Miley Cyrus.

[canuckamuck]

I agree with the entire thread, except for the part about the Scorpions, and Van Halen had a some good ones too.

What about Village people? What did earth do to deserve that?

Oh yeah that stupid bird dance song that do at weddings.

Funkytown too.

[chinthee]

Hey old croc, I just remembered another horrible party favorite: the Hockey Cockey!

The question is: what is worse? The Birdy song or Hockey Cockey?

If you mean the Hocky Pocky. I'll go for that one.

We'll all get this right eventually: Hokey Pokey. Yes, very annoying. How about "Afternoon delight?"

[eek]

We'll all get this right eventually: Hokey Pokey

Ahh ok, no 'c'. But, is called hokey cokey in the UK (or so i believe). Nvm though, its still a stupid dance regardless of a c or p.

[eek]

We'll all get this right eventually: Hokey Pokey

Ahh ok, no 'c'. But, is called hokey cokey in the UK (or so i believe). Nvm though, its still a stupid dance regardless of a c or p.

[baboon]

Anything by Bryan Bloody Adams.

Anything sung by Yui

And dont even get me started on Jimmy f$%king Sommerville

[baboon]

....Or U2 for that matter. Bonio is a tw@t and anyone who says otherwise will answer to me!

[Neeranam]

or Phil Collins

[baabaabobo]

CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP

Mac & Katie Kissoon

:bah:

MENTAL HEALTH WARNING! do not read the lyrics below:

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Far far away far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

Last night I heard my momma singing this song

Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Woke up this morning and my momma was gone

Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Far far away

Where's your poppa gone

(Where's your poppa gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your poppa gone

(Where's your poppa gone)

Far far away far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

REPEAT REFAIN

REPEAT REFRAIN AGAIN

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Far far away

[begin fading]

Where's your poppa gone

(Where's your poppa gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's...

[email protected] or Tom Mazanec to humans

----

CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP

G D G

1. Where's your Mama gone (Where's your Mama gone)

G D G

Little Baby done (Little Baby done)

G D G

Where's your Mama gone (Where's your Mama gone)

C G D

Far, far away

G D G

2. Where's your Papa gone (Where's your Papa gone)

G D G

Little Baby done (Little Baby done)

G D G

Where's your Papa gone (Where's your Papa gone)

C G D

Far, far away

C G F D

Far, far away

G C G

Ref.: Last night I heard my Mama singing a song

C D C D

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

G C G

Woke up this morning and my Mama was gone

C D C D

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

C D G

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

1. Where's your Mama ...

2. Where's your Papa

Ref.: Last night ...

A D A

Ref.: Last night I heard my Mama singing a song

D E D E

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

A D A

Woke up this morning and my Mama was gone

D E D E

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

D E A

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

Ref.: Last night ... (2x)

TOO LATE! :D

[lazeeboy]

CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP

Mac & Katie Kissoon

MENTAL HEALTH WARNING! do not read the lyrics below:

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Far far away far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

Last night I heard my momma singing this song

Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Woke up this morning and my momma was gone

Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Far far away

Where's your poppa gone

(Where's your poppa gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your poppa gone

(Where's your poppa gone)

Far far away far far awayayay...

REFRAIN

REPEAT REFAIN

REPEAT REFRAIN AGAIN

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's your momma gone

(Where's your momma gone)

Far far away

[begin fading]

Where's your poppa gone

(Where's your poppa gone)

Little baby bird

(Little baby bird)

Where's...

[email protected] or Tom Mazanec to humans

----

CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP

G D G

1. Where's your Mama gone (Where's your Mama gone)

G D G

Little Baby done (Little Baby done)

G D G

Where's your Mama gone (Where's your Mama gone)

C G D

Far, far away

G D G

2. Where's your Papa gone (Where's your Papa gone)

G D G

Little Baby done (Little Baby done)

G D G

Where's your Papa gone (Where's your Papa gone)

C G D

Far, far away

C G F D

Far, far away

G C G

Ref.: Last night I heard my Mama singing a song

C D C D

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

G C G

Woke up this morning and my Mama was gone

C D C D

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

C D G

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

1. Where's your Mama ...

2. Where's your Papa

Ref.: Last night ...

A D A

Ref.: Last night I heard my Mama singing a song

D E D E

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

A D A

Woke up this morning and my Mama was gone

D E D E

Ooowee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

D E A

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

Ref.: Last night ... (2x)

TOO LATE!

i hope you look the words up on the internet cos if you knew them by heart thats very sad

[sibeymai]

Golden Brown by The Stranglers.

[baboon]

"There she was just a walking down the street singing ooh ah diddy diddy dum diddy doo."

<deleted> does that mean exactly?

[sibeymai]

Convoy by C.W. McCall (had to be C W)

10-4 rubber duckie

[sibeymai]

Moving Out Today - Carol Bayer Sager

De Do Do Do De Da Da Da - The Police

Lovin' You - Minnie Ripperton...you know the one which breaks wine glasses and mirrors.

[eek]

Stand by your man (dunno who by) and a whole bunch of country music songs. (Also includes another stupid dance imo: line dancing)

[taxexile]

some songs that my parents used to play a lot

the laughing policeman

how much is that doggie in the window ( the one with the waggerly tail)

i'm a pink toothbrush , you're a blue toothbrush.

and anything by george formby.

[harrydash]

1. I will always love you - Whitney Huston

2. Barcelona - Freddie Mercury

3. I'd do anything - Meatloaf

[suiging]

Barbie Girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Aqua

[jackr]

Haven't read the whole thread so many of these may have already been done:

Bill Withers - Lovely Day

Springsteen - Born in the USA

Birdy Song

Agadoo

Anything by Justin Trousersnake

That same chord that Status Quo play on all their tracks

The Shitehouse Family - Lifted. In fact anything by them

Most country

Most jazz

Anything by The Smiths

Saying that, music is a very personal thing so whatever floats yer boat.

[lazeeboy]

some songs that my parents used to play a lot

the laughing policeman

how much is that doggie in the window ( the one with the waggerly tail)

i'm a pink toothbrush , you're a blue toothbrush.

and anything by george formby.

dont forget theres a hole in my bucket and little donkey on a dusty road

[Capantha]

Anything by Chaz'n'Dave!

Bad, bad men!!!!

[suiging]

Have to add Rolf Harris to the barf list.

[eek]

Do the bart man. Bart Simpson. Zzz.

[lazeeboy]

Do the bart man. Bart Simpson. Zzz.

anything from the sex pistols

[jackr]

Do the bart man. Bart Simpson. Zzz.

anything from the sex pistols

<deleted>' in the Riggin' is a superb tune

[jackr]

....Or U2 for that matter. Bonio is a tw@t and anyone who says otherwise will answer to me!

I think one or two tunes are ok, but I kind of get the impression that they think their sh1t don't smell and the fact that the world is required to like them. Perhaps a different kettle of fish if they didn't come from where they do...