Is It Possible for a 71-Year-Old Farang to Satisfy a Super-smart 43-Year-Old Thai Woman?

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

But...Back to the original topic, at hand.

 

As for me, I can tell you TRULY, that I would rather have NO NOOKY, at all, than to Nook with any woman over the age of 43.

 

This is why, for many years, I have not Nooked.

 

If you can't have decent Nooky, then why settle for less?

 

Also, I will never pay for Nooky, because this is not interesting to me.

 

Maybe, someday, a few years in the future, when I am 75, I will find the right 43-year-old for me.

 

I will not hold out too much hope.

Neither will I fully give up on this quest.

 

Someplace, probably in Thailand, there is a 43-year-old woman with a very slim and gorgeous body, just waiting for me.

 

When I find her, or when she finds me, then I will not tell you.

 

All that I can tell you is that, when I find her, I probably will post far fewer topics on TV.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

 

What the obsession with 'a 43 year old'?

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Also, since I prefer very slim women in jeans, and since there are more slim women in Thailand, then Thailand is the place I need to be, and I remain hopeful.

Is there a Specsavers nearby?

[petermik]

34 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

That was ROBERTSON's. And she had to remove the icon from her label! 555

Golly......????

[Shop mak]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Now that I am 71, do you think I still have what it takes to satisfy a woman of 43?

Asian woman age 43 might already entered the (not) wonderful new world called Menopause.

 

A man age 71 would likely need some 'help' in the lower department, to get wood. 

 

Both would likely prefer to do something else than boinking, boning, buttering the biscuit, dipping the wick, feeding the kitty, filling the cream donut, sharpening the pencil, splitting the hamster, stuffin’ the muffin ... 

 

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

With the top down, going 80, she held my hand

And there was your clue, to slowly move her hand, towards the stick ..... 

Let that thought sink in, and you don't get much sleep tonite.

 

Women has become more choosy to what age they will accept. Thanks to internet and smartphones. Most personal adds I've read, typical say: 'no old man over 40', and in best cases 'not over 50 years old'. Lucky my qrse.

 

At age 60+ one feel "lucky" to score a women age 50+, these days.

 

A bank account with 7-8 digits will change this, but a man with 'high IQ' will not fall for that, unless he is happy with a business transaction rather than true love. Don't know if that even exist these days. The jury is out on this one.

 

Now, imagine that you both are ready to enter the bathroom to take a shower, before the hanky-panky.

Would a 43 y.o. be excited in any way, to see the naked body of a 71 y.o.?

Some dreams and fantasies are best left as just that.

 

Had your daydream been a woman age 55+ I would give a thumbs up. That would be the only thing 'Up' or 'moist' (I suspect).

 

Naaah, let dreams stay dreams, enjoy the golden years with family and friends, good food and wine, and good Health, and let the little fella remain retired.

 

Charm a woman with your great humor, brain, life experience, and most important money.

 

Don't forget, Thai women often say 'farang pod mak', aka foreigner talk too much.

 

Now, how would you score in that department?

 

oh-oh 

 

Keep dreaming older brother

 

(Great sunday topic)

 

 

[moskito]

1st  of all you should stop watching too much Porn. 
Second YES, why not, if you are not always falling asleep while pleasuring her
you should be  good to go and she should be good  to come
however. guess  first line said it all
cheers

[GammaGlobulin]

By the way:

 

I hope you will not mind my posting this HOT Topic.

 

These past two months have been record-breakers in the HEAT Department, as far as I can feel.

 

In fact, enduring this heat, here, reminds me of the novel, Tropic of Capricorn.

 

At this heat, there is NOT A DOUBT that BUTTER would melt, just about anywhere.

 

I have always found Marlon to be a disgusting actor, even when he was young he was too fat.

 

Any GOOD actor would not have accepted any of the parts that Marlon accepted.

 

I am talking about guys like Richard Harris.

 

Compared to Harris, Brando was just a pussyfoot.

 

But, listen...

 

NO MATTER HOW HOT it might get, this year, with the El Nino, just stay cool, and turn up your air.

 

One thing we all know about sex with an older woman, they are so much more susceptible to HOT FLASHES.  This is why you need a High-Powered AC, if you want to score.

 

The more powerful your AC, the more likely you are to have your way with her.

 

Some stores here in Thailand say that you need a certain number of BTUs per square meter.

 

So, whatever they tell you, I can tell you that you need to DOUBLE the BTUs if you want to score.

 

For example:

 

Normally, in just a very small space, I usually have about 36000 BTUs going FULL BLAST in my small bedroom...

 

When the temp goes down to about 17 Degrees C, then the old lady is so happy that she goes down, too.

 

I am telling you guys....

 

It's not only hormones that count.

 

Old girls love it cold.

 

Just try it, and see if I am stating what is not absolutely true.

 

Thank you.

 

Try it.

 

17 Degrees C...is the Magic Temperature.

 

Believe me.

 

(40 Degrees Outside in the Sun.  17 Degrees C in your bedroom.  What would you expect to happen???)

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

40 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

What the obsession with 'a 43 year old'?

Actually, for me, this age is not arbitrary.

 

I am just saying that, many years ago, there was a girl of 43 who was more voracious than any other I had known.

 

Now, after much water under the dam, she is 71.

 

And so, I am just looking for the same experience, all over again.

 

Does this makes sense?

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

50 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I am wondering if you have early onset Alzheimers. IIRC, a few threads ago you were in your early 80's, and claiming a life of celibacy.

You pay for nooky one way or the other, stop kidding yourself. Many posters have pointed out it is far cheaper to rent, and the service is frequently better.

I am baffled as to why people think sex ends at some defined decade, Moses and Mae West were still at it at an advanced age.

I seriously doubt you will be posting less on TV if you find the woman of your fantasies. The balance of probabilities indicates you would be posting rhapsodies. In pink, of course.

Hey, Man!

You should thank me....

 

I wrote this topic for you.

 

 

[save the frogs]

gamma,

what would dostoevsky do?

[scottiejohn]

Just now, save the frogs said:

gamma,

what would dostoevsky do?

Find a spell checker!

????

[josephbloggs]

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

All that I can tell you is that, when I find her, I probably will post far fewer topics on TV.

I hope you find her.

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I am wondering if you have early onset Alzheimers. IIRC, a few threads ago you were in your early 80's, and claiming a life of celibacy.

You pay for nooky one way or the other, stop kidding yourself. Many posters have pointed out it is far cheaper to rent, and the service is frequently better.

I am baffled as to why people think sex ends at some defined decade, Moses and Mae West were still at it at an advanced age.

I seriously doubt you will be posting less on TV if you find the woman of your fantasies. The balance of probabilities indicates you would be posting rhapsodies. In pink, of course.

As well, Sir, judging from your past-posting of your disgusting dental bridgework, I can only presume that you are one who possesses a playful nature, which can't be all bad.

 

Or, can I just call you, Mister?

 

Anyway, Sir, in my opinion, you are just about the only one here on this forum worth fooling around with.

 

This is why I posted this topic, principally, with you in mind.

 

Also, you posted that photo of your pedicure.

 

So, then, how old was she, not that it really matters?

 

Personally, I would be happy to clip the toenails of any sexy woman, if only I could also have the chance to look up her skirt.

 

But, I just do not get it....

 

I mean...

 

Probably there is very LITTLE to be seen when a girl clips your toenails and looks up your shorts.

 

Tell me if I am wrong.

 

I would hate to be mistaken, in anything, even about the Big Bang Theory.

 

And, in your case, is the Big Bang just a Theory, not based on personal experience?

 

Also, as I have found, if you choose the wrong woman, then....a few days later....  You are bound to have Quarks in your Shorts.

 

This is just another reason why I remain celibate in Thailand.

 

There are just too many flavors of Quarks floating around in Pattaya.

 

Leptons, too.

 

 

[amexpat]

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Also, I will never pay for Nooky, because this is not interesting to me.

Ever heard of the GFE (girl friend experience)?  It happens often in LOS.
You have denied yourself some wonderful times. 

[Pouatchee]

anyone but you. you are a bother and i wish you would shut up

[GammaGlobulin]

23 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

gamma,

what would dostoevsky do?

This is the best question asked on this thread.

 

In my opinion, he would just stop everything, and listen to....ROSTROPOVICH

 

Why?

 

Anytime you got a HUGE cello between your legs, then there is no room for consideration of any negative thoughts.

 

Therefore, Keep a Cello between your legs, ....girls....instead of a FARANG.  You can't go wrong....

 

 

 

 

 

[save the frogs]

dear chatgpt, please re-phrase gamma quote into a haiku.

 

Pickaxe swings so loud, Fascinating her with thuds. She cannot look away.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

This is the best question asked on this thread.

 

In my opinion, he would just stop everything, and listen to....ROSTROPOVICH

 

Why?

 

Anytime you got a HUGE cello between your legs, then there is no room for consideration of any negative thoughts.

 

Therefore, Keep a Cello between your legs, ....girls....instead of a FARANG.  You can't go wrong....

 

 

 

 

 

Any joshing, aside, I have listened to Rostropovich playing Bach over 100 times.

 

This never gets old.

 

I recommend this to you if you wish to remain sane while the GPT world around us becomes shattered.

 

Just a piece of advice.

 

"IT UPS TO YOU", as the Thai Girls say....

 

And....

 

The Lou Reed Colored Girls Go....

 

 

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Any joshing, aside, I have listened to Rostropovich playing Bach over 100 times.

 

This never gets old.

 

I recommend this to you if you wish to remain sane while the GPT world around us becomes shattered.

 

Just a piece of advice.

 

"IT UPS TO YOU", as the Thai Girls say....

 

And....

 

The Lou Reed Colored Girls Go....

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Even while she was giving head....

 

She NEVER lost her head."

 

Hotter than Thailand, EVEN!

 

[CharlieKo]

3 hours ago, bignok said:

Mrs Robinson is a song.

You didn't read the OP then!   To quote

 

"When I was young, I enjoyed seeing this 50-Year-Old Mrs. Robinson leering at me, with her son sitting next to her, not having a clue."

[GammaGlobulin]

22 minutes ago, CharlieKo said:

You didn't read the OP then!   To quote

 

"When I was young, I enjoyed seeing this 50-Year-Old Mrs. Robinson leering at me, with her son sitting next to her, not having a clue."

Thank you for reading so carefully.

 

In fact, since this is a TRUE STORY.....

 

I once had a chum.

 

His mother got the hots for me after watching me dig up her lawn with my pickaxe.

 

We went for a ride in my MGB down to the city in Philly.

 

She held my hand.

 

My flirting with her finally disgusted me.

 

I just don't go for older women.

 

And then, 20 years later, and who knows why, I actually told my chum that his mom had come on to me.

 

And, that is the end of the story.

 

I never heard from him, again.

 

All I can say is that this family was originally from New Hampshire.

 

What more is there to say.

 

It's so easy approach women whose husbands deny them any warmth.

 

============

 

Here are two videos to prove my point, in case you might wish to debate me...

 

 

 

Both videos were produced at The University of Pennsylvania.

 

Maybe you can stop laughing long enough to learn something from these videos.

 

Maybe, if you keep your woman happy, she won't look for a handsome 17-year-old.

 

Who knows.

 

Just think about it....maybe.

 

But, you gotta watch the two videos first.

 

These are HIGH CLASS VIDEOS, dudes....

 

 

[Banana7]

I know of several gentlemen in their 80's that have girlfriends in their 30's. These ladies are slim nice looking. The gentlemen are not rich but can afford to take care of a Thai woman. So if you are in your 70's and can satisfy a woman, hopefully you can handle a forty old. Try it, what do you have to lose?

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

In order to stay true to this true story, I need to mention one more thing:

 

One time, in the locker room, at the golf-course club house, this woman's husband mentioned to me his secret for keeping his thighs from chaffing while we walked all 18 holes.

 

What he told me, you might try.

 

His secret was to use VASELINE to keep his cheeks from chaffing and chapping.

 

I kid you not.

 

In the locker room at the golf club, he always had a jar of Vaseline which he would spread between his cheeks and thighs, just before heading out to play 18 holes.

 

 

Which, of course, made me think....

 

Did he also need to use this jar of Vaseline, just to get his wife properly lubricated?

 

Well, I might imagine so.

 

Those were the 60s.

 

And, men such as he were imbeciles.

 

What do you think?

 

Was it weird that his wife was rife for the flirting?

 

Just a story about Human Sexuality, and no more, in this Sociology Class of Ours, maybe.

 

VASELINE...

 

A Little Dab Will Do Ya....

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

5 minutes ago, Banana7 said:

I know of several gentlemen in their 80's that have girlfriends in their 30's. These ladies are slim nice looking. The gentlemen are not rich but can afford to take care of a Thai woman. So if you are in your 70's and can satisfy a woman, hopefully you can handle a forty old. Try it, what do you have to lose?

 

 

 

Thank you, for taking this topic seriously.

 

There is nothing to lose.

 

I say I will...

 

But, I know that I never will.

 

I am just not the flirtatious type, maybe.

 

 

[NoDisplayName]

You never know until you try.

I suggest you mail order one of these devices and do what comes natural.

Good lucky!

 

https://www.lazada.co.th/products/pickaxe-pickaxe-pickaxe-dual-yang-axe-i2773896709.html

[GammaGlobulin]

And, in addition:

 

The old guy, 50-YEARS OLD, who so much loved to spread his cheeks with Vaseline before walking 18 holes....like he was spreading butter on bread.....

 

As I now recall it...

 

He worked for a petroleum company.

 

(I am not lying. Just too strange. Even I could not fabricate something like this.)

 

 

[freedomnow]

The answer to that is - YES.

 

By dying.

[GammaGlobulin]

Most people alive, today, might not know that, back in the 60s, men might not have treated their wives with enough tenderness.

 

It just was not enough appreciated.

 

And then, some singers began singing about this very problem.

 

I recall one singer, particularly, who addressed this issue...

 

His song went something like this....

 

 

 

This is why they call these guys...SOUL BROTHERS...

 

Just because they got soul.

 

They know how to satisfy, and keep on satisfying.

 

What can I say?

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Most people alive, today, might not know that, back in the 60s, men might not have treated their wives with enough tenderness.

 

It just was not enough appreciated.

 

And then, some singers began singing about this very problem.

 

I recall one singer, particularly, who addressed this issue...

 

His song went something like this....

 

 

 

This is why they call these guys...SOUL BROTHERS...

 

Just because they got soul.

 

They know how to satisfy, and keep on satisfying.

 

What can I say?

 

 

 

What I can say is this:

 

If you have a Thai wife who loves you....

 

Then....

 

All you got to do is try a little tenderness

All you got to do is hold her.

Squeeze her!

 

Don't tease her.

 

Never leave her!

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

By the way....

 

What ever happened to GREAT Black Music?

 

Did it get sidetracked for some reason?

 

YES....it got sidetracked in America, somewhere....

 

Who cares, anyway, now that this has happened?

 

 

Do you know what happened?

 

You don't.

 

Do you know what happened to Black Names in America?

 

No.

 

You don't.

 

I could tell you, but you would not listen.

 

Who cares, anyway.....

 

Just call me LATASHA!

 

Wow, Man, I really don't prefer PC.

 

What about you?

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

What I mean is, Man....

 

I went to sleep in 1979, when our world was already ENOUGH divided....

 

And now, I am just waking up to a world which is EVEN MORE divided....

 

What happened, Man?!!!

 

Division like this....  SUCKS!