Popular Post Wobblybob Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 Is it just me or does anyone else this is a very xenophobic topic or is it bash a Brit day? 1 1 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bignok Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year's supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone. The Scotsman asks for a year's supply of whisky; it's given to him and he's locked away. The Irishman asks for a year's supply of Guinness so he's locked up with several thousand bottles of it. The Englishman asks for a year's supply of cigarettes and he's given a pile of cartons and the cell door is shut on him. One year later, the doors are all unlocked. The Scotsman staggers out and shouts, 'I'm free!' and then keels over dead from alcohol poisoning. The Irishman is dragged out into the light, whereupon he promptly dies of liver failure. When the door to the Englishman's cell is opened, everybody watches eagerly to see what sort of a wreck the man has made of himself.To their surprise, he walks right out the door, sidles up to the first person he sees, and asks, 'I say you wouldn't happen to have a match, would you?' 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Wobblybob said: Is it just me or does anyone else this is a very xenophobic topic or is it bash a Brit day? Lighten up 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblybob Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, bignok said: Lighten up What do you think my name is Ozzy Osram? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table. One fellow said to the others, 'Let's pick a fight with that Welshman over there.' His partner replied, 'Wait, we don't want to be arrested. Let's make him start the fight.' The third Englishman said, 'Wait here chaps. I know how to do it.' He went over to the Welshman and said, 'St David was a flippin' sissy.' To this the Welshman replied, 'Ah well you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer. The second Englishman now tried his luck and said to the Welshman, 'St David was a stupid fool that wore a dress!' The Welshman again replied, 'You're very sharp, you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer. The last Englishman told his friends he knew how to rile the Welshman and bounced up to the table and yelled, 'St David was an Englishman!' The Welshman replied, calmly, 'That's what your mates were trying to tell me.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bignok Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.' The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.' The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.' The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.' The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.' 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 17 minutes ago, bignok said: A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year's supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone. The Scotsman asks for a year's supply of whisky; it's given to him and he's locked away. The Irishman asks for a year's supply of Guinness so he's locked up with several thousand bottles of it. The Englishman asks for a year's supply of cigarettes and he's given a pile of cartons and the cell door is shut on him. One year later, the doors are all unlocked. The Scotsman staggers out and shouts, 'I'm free!' and then keels over dead from alcohol poisoning. The Irishman is dragged out into the light, whereupon he promptly dies of liver failure. When the door to the Englishman's cell is opened, everybody watches eagerly to see what sort of a wreck the man has made of himself.To their surprise, he walks right out the door, sidles up to the first person he sees, and asks, 'I say you wouldn't happen to have a match, would you?' MODS. Please move to Worst Jokes forum please, and all his other ones. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, bignok said: The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one We've got a KING now! Somebody tell me why that drew a SAD emoji please. Edited July 30, 2023 by KannikaP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... ...they each order a pint. The Englishman gets his beer, looks at it and sees a fly in it. He immediately pushes the drink aside and demands a fresh pint. The Scotsman gets his drink and there's a fly in his. He calmly picks the fly out, flicks it aside and enjoys his drink. Finally, the Irishman gets his drink and there's a fly in his. He pulls it out, holds it by the wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out, you thief!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Laszlo Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, 0james0 said: It ain’t no nothing to do with English comprehension, it’s a grammar typo. You should go back to grammar school to learn to differentiate and comprehend the difference. Just trying to help ya there young fella 55! Thank you kindly sir, just a bit of banter, no offence meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) Can you imagine the replies if someone had started an OP with 'AMERICAN' or 'THAI' or CHINESE' and then go on about not being able to talk to them at 4am in the morning. Come on 'somebody', tell us all WHY you think it deserves a SAD emoji without explaining why. Be a man, show who you are. Edited July 30, 2023 by KannikaP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 3 hours ago, LaosLover said: [ . . ] if you want to hear a Martin Scorcese-level New Yawk accent, you have to go out to The Pocono's or far north New Jersey, where all the cops retired to. We'll always have Fran Drescher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 British people can be very shy. it's why they drink so much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker88 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, bignok said: Howdy Partner I'm American and I can barely understand Texans. Plus, my hair turns gray waiting for them to finish a sentence. We have a range of accents in the US and make fun of the best of them. Here's Boston: Edited July 30, 2023 by Walker88 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 15 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: British people can be very shy. it's why they drink so much. Full points for the most silly post of the day, thanks. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VocalNeal Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 6 hours ago, still kicking said: So, what is wrong with the Brits? I do have some Brits on my Facebook, try to talk to them at their time, but everybody seems to be sleeping or ignore me so much for British gentlemen or ladies Very interesting.???? 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, KannikaP said: Full points for the most silly post of the day, thanks. It's pretty well established that British people are pretty shy and reserved, and most drink to be able to relax and socialise. I guess you can have your own imaginary version of reality, as with the other post, but you're kidding yourself, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Just now, BangkokReady said: It's pretty well established that British people are pretty shy and reserved, and most drink to be able to relax and socialise. I guess you can have your own imaginary version of reality, as with the other post, but you're kidding yourself, again. What are you on about. Football hoolighans 'shy and reserved'? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 7 minutes ago, KannikaP said: What are you on about. Football hoolighans 'shy and reserved'? Insecure, self esteem issues 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, KannikaP said: What are you on about. Football hoolighans 'shy and reserved'? Not that we're talking about football hooligans, but they do need to drink a lot or take other substances to get themselves ready. ????♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, bignok said: Insecure, self esteem issues WHAT? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 14 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: It's pretty well established that British people are pretty shy and reserved, and most drink to be able to relax and socialise. EXCEPT football hoolighans! 555 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: Not that we're talking about football hooligans, but they do need to drink a lot or take other substances to get themselves ready. ????♂️ Oh sorry, I WAS talking about those so called hoolighans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, KannikaP said: WHAT? Again, it's well established that people that get drunk and fight do so because of personal issues. Quote Hooligans typically stem from the lower, working-class, but their inclusion to the group gives them a never-before-felt status. Additionally, their status increases through confrontational challenges of an equal (Guilianotti, 2002). Lower class individuals find it difficult to obtain a high status through their schooling or work, so they rely on physical intimidation to establish success within the firm and others subsequently view them with greater esteem. https://haenfler.sites.grinnell.edu/subcultures-and-scenes/football-hooligans/ You can't keep making up your own reality, if you want anyone to take you seriously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, KannikaP said: 20 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: It's pretty well established that British people are pretty shy and reserved, and most drink to be able to relax and socialise. EXCEPT football hoolighans! 555 Maybe some of them, but really I have no idea what point you are making. Do you think most British people are football hooligans or something? You're not making much sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 6 minutes ago, KannikaP said: 10 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: Not that we're talking about football hooligans, but they do need to drink a lot or take other substances to get themselves ready. ????♂️ Oh sorry, I WAS talking about those so called hoolighans. Good for you. But why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, BangkokReady said: Again, it's well established that people that get drunk and fight do so because of personal issues. You can't keep making up your own reality, if you want anyone to take you seriously. I am quite happy in my 'own reality' thanks. I do not give a monkey's whether other members take me seriously or not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 minute ago, KannikaP said: I am quite happy in my 'own reality' thanks. I do not give a monkey's whether other members take me seriously or not. The latter is certainly useful for someone suffering from the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 minute ago, BangkokReady said: The latter is certainly useful for someone suffering from the former. Who said I was 'suffering' . Let's end this silliness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, KannikaP said: Who said I was 'suffering' . "Suffering from" is very different from "suffering". 5 minutes ago, KannikaP said: Let's end this silliness. Good idea for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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