Popular Post AustinRacing Posted July 31, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2023 Not a regular player, she won 4K with 11 today. Do you know why I chose 11, she said? Here we go I thought. A dream, car accident number plate? Go on then. I had a dream last night. A baby sucking on my nipple drinking milk. In Thai tradition baby and milk from mother are represented by number1, so I chose 11. I didn’t know that. That’s great well done, I said. Didn’t have the heart to tell her it wasn’t a baby sucking on her nipple last in a dream. The sucking on the nipple was accurate but there was no baby involved, although she calls me baby from time to time. 2 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 In western tradition a #1 is urination. Lucky the kid did not snack on a #2 !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoDisplayName Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Quote Wife won in lottery today Congratulations, i guess. I won $20 once, another time a gift card for Burger King. Never won a wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Time for a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 I had a dream that told me when my mother would die and the timing was spot on. So in theory, it is possible to divine future events (including lottery numbers) through dreams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted July 31, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 minute ago, save the frogs said: I had a dream that told me when my mother would die and the timing was spot on. So in theory, it is possible to divine future events (including lottery numbers) through dreams. I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow had gone. (I think my late father told me that joke in 1964) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow had gone. ridicule all you want. at this point, i don't care what anybody thinks of me anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 minute ago, save the frogs said: ridicule all you want. at this point, i don't care what anybody thinks of me anymore. It was not my intent to ridicule you. Your post just reminded me of a very old "Dad joke" that I thought I would share. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dingdongrb Posted July 31, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, chickenslegs said: I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow had gone. (I think my late father told me that joke in 1964) Your late father obviously chewed Bazooka Joe bubble gum as I recall reading that same joke on a Bazooka Joe gum comic back in the 60s/70s. Edited July 31, 2023 by dingdongrb Added the comic 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 worst value lottery, 100 baht usually now with a max 6 million win, unless you buy a double ticket then it's 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 3 minutes ago, dingdongrb said: Your late father obviously chewed Bazooka Joe bubble gum as I recall reading that same joke on a Bazooka Joe gum comic back in the 60s/70s. I'm pretty sure that Dad was the original author of the joke. Maybe Bazooka Joe gum stole it from him. When I took up golf he would always tell me to take an extra pair of socks with me ... just in case I got a hole in one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still kicking Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 33 minutes ago, proton said: worst value lottery, 100 baht usually now with a max 6 million win, unless you buy a double ticket then it's 12 I paid about 10 AUD and won 1060 AUD I play online most weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regyai Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Quote Wife won in lottery today What number combo do you have to get to win a wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPriority Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, Regyai said: What number combo do you have to get to win a wife? I was wondering if you got to choose or had to take the one they offered…? ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bones Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, HighPriority said: I was wondering if you got to choose or had to take the one they offered…? ???? That is a very good question. Is there a try before you buy option????????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinRacing Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Regyai said: What number combo do you have to get to win a wife? Finding a good woman in Thailand is really a lottery, isn’t it. With all the “acting” they put up to lure you in, hard to tell how good they are post-wedding. My first Thai turned out to be no-good. I think I’ve won the lottery this time. Then again we’re in the 7-year itch period. ???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 On 7/31/2023 at 7:56 PM, AustinRacing said: Thai tradition baby and milk from mother are represented by number1, so I chose 11. Is that because she has two of them? Makes perfect sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinRacing Posted August 3, 2023 Author Share Posted August 3, 2023 7 hours ago, sirineou said: Is that because she has two of them? Makes perfect sense to me. Well apparently boob is a 1 and baby is a 1. I suppose if there were two babies each sucking on a boob the numbers would be 22. Then again What do I know about Thai traditions???????? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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