Blair At The Barbers

Somehow, Tony Blair and David Cameron found themselves in the same Barbershop after a tempestuous exchange in the House of Commons. As they sat in the barbers' chairs, the atmosphere was frigid. Not a word Was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear It would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Blair in his chair reached for the aftershave. Blair was quick to stop him, saying jokingly, "No thanks, if Cherie smells That she'll think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Cameron and asked, "How about you, Mr. Cameron?"

Cameron replied "Go ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel Smells like".