sipi Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 (edited) I'll put this in the pub section, because that's where I feel most comfortable. So, I have been wearing prescription glasses for a while. I should be wearing hearing aids, but I'm too stubborn. However, I did buy a machine that blasts water between your teeth to remove the crap before brushing and flossing, and I quite like it. Then I bought a "nasal irrigator". Well that's different, but it blows all the crap out of your head. I guess it's just a matter of time before I need a walking frame and a colonoscopy bag. So what machines do you use, other than the bum gun and tooth brush? Edited September 7, 2023 by sipi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sipi Posted September 7, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2023 Apparently "Pink Floyd Welcome to the machine" is age restricted. God help us.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post nikmar Posted September 7, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, sipi said: Apparently "Pink Floyd Welcome to the machine" is age restricted. God help us.. how on earth is this in any way offensive or inappropiate for the younger generation?? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbko Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, sipi said: So what machines do you use 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted September 7, 2023 Author Share Posted September 7, 2023 I'll add nail clippers and hair comb to today's machines. I guess CPAP machine is something else to look forward to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 how many of us cant get by without the telephone. Permanmently fixed to most of the world's hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted September 7, 2023 Author Share Posted September 7, 2023 19 minutes ago, nikmar said: how on earth is this in any way offensive or inappropiate for the younger generation?? They might learn about proper thoughtful music, instead of being sheeple. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted September 7, 2023 Author Share Posted September 7, 2023 I could rename this "what do you carry in your manbag" But English is my second language, and I'm guessing a wheelchair won't fit in your manbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 It's a colostomy bag not a colonoscopy bag, and I'm still trying to understand what are the OP gripes are bout? that we're getting older in need of accessories to help up mange, what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post actonion Posted September 7, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2023 Is an Inflatable Doll/ Wife / Girlfriend classed as a machine? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bunnydrops Posted September 7, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2023 25 minutes ago, actonion said: Is an Inflatable Doll/ Wife / Girlfriend classed as a machine? Only if it has moving mouth parts. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 40 minutes ago, sipi said: I could rename this "what do you carry in your manbag" But English is my second language, and I'm guessing a wheelchair won't fit in your manbag. English is your first lingo, S'tralian doesn't count as a separate language. ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy one Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 1 hour ago, nikmar said: how on earth is this in any way offensive or inappropiate for the younger generation?? As Dylan sang. The times they are a changing. In Thailand we go backwards at a fast rate 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 (edited) Here's one just for you Sip..... Mileage can vary.... Edited September 7, 2023 by pgrahmm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 A machine eh? Best call the padre. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMHERE Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 Nose hair clipper. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thaibeachlovers Posted September 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2023 20 hours ago, Grumpy one said: As Dylan sang. The times they are a changing. In Thailand we go backwards at a fast rate If Thailand is "going backwards" they are IMO going in the right direction. I've had enough of the PC, woke, virtue signalling west to prefer Thailand, for all its faults. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jesimps Posted September 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2023 21 hours ago, nikmar said: how many of us cant get by without the telephone. Permanmently fixed to most of the world's hands. Hand? The wife's phone is stuck to her face! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuvu2 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) I have a collection of battery operated machines which drive my girlfriend absolutely silly ???? Edited September 8, 2023 by Wuvu2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinRacing Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Are you a good machine or a bad machine? https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxbdWqUf_pgDIU8HdjFTU55ZrE5kwYkevC?si=nHcmc9WdxZDhfr_Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevemercer Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 I've got a Silver Machine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Stevemercer said: I've got a Silver Machine. This one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevemercer Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Naah...this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedhump Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 On 9/7/2023 at 9:26 AM, sipi said: I'll add nail clippers and hair comb to today's machines. I guess CPAP machine is something else to look forward to. Maybe not. During a recent holiday my daughter told me that at 66 years old I've stopped snoring, even when tired and after alcohol. A hotel twin bed overnight stay each way there and back. Also my kids told me I wasn't snoring earlier this year while snoozing on the sofa. Maybe your airways will stay clear. I lost my wife in April so I can't verify. ???? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogNo1 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Good conversation fodder! I use an electric toothbrush and a machine with two leads that I attach to my earlobes to generate alpha waves. I also use all of the machines mentioned so far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted September 15, 2023 Author Share Posted September 15, 2023 On 9/7/2023 at 12:50 PM, ezzra said: It's a colostomy bag not a colonoscopy bag, and I'm still trying to understand what are the OP gripes are bout? that we're getting older in need of accessories to help up mange, what? I don't even know what I'm talking about, how do I expect you to keep up? Something about being prescribed glasses and wondering where it all ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.3b3332cc2256ad0edbc2fe9404feeef0.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now