Alabama

[Boon Mee]

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya.. where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa ."

The bartender asks, "What th' ###### you do in Iowa ?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' ###### is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"