What's your favorite insult?

[JBChiangRai]

Just now, Lacessit said:

IIIRC, you have been quite unkind to me on several threads to do with EV's. Perhaps you have forgotten.

Try harder.

 

Beware opinionated chemist engineers.

[bignok]

60 to 80yos insulting people.

 

Bit sad really.

[dingdongrb]

'The best part of you ran down your mommy's leg.'

 

[Lacessit]

I can understand you were dropped on your head as a baby. Three times was overdoing it.

[dingdongrb]

'Did your parents have any children that lived?'

[samtam]

When you hold the door open, or move out of someone's way, and they pass without a murmur, (a regular occurrence here sadly, where good manners seem to have slipped off the DNA, despite a contrary reputation for friendliness and politesse),

 

"You're most welcome. Please don't mention it."

 

(Irony is lost too.)

[Morch]

4 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

IIIRC, you have been quite unkind to me on several threads to do with EV's. Perhaps you have forgotten.

Try harder.

 

Here...let me help you guys get started all over again: what's the deal with lithium?

[dingdongrb]

'Tell your parents that it's not too late to have an abortion.'

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, JBChiangRai said:

 

Beware opinionated chemist engineers.

Beware experts with a primary school education.

[bignok]

25 minutes ago, TheAppletons said:

 

  The topic is "favorite insult", genius.  My post was completely on topic.

Who can tell. Every topic is just old guys abusing people.

[RayWright]

5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

A curse upon your family, may their waterholes crack and dry.

Severe Arabic insult.

May your mother die in the belly of a pig.

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, Morch said:

 

Here...let me help you guys get started all over again: what's the deal with lithium?

How much grease did you put on the ladder?

[Lacessit]

Churchill and Lady Astor:

 

Lady Astor: " Winston, if I was your wife, I would put poison in your coffee".

 

Churchill: " Madam, if I was your husband, I'd drink it".

[samtam]

I'd slap your face, but I'm allergic to leather.

 

[Lacessit]

9 minutes ago, bignok said:

60 to 80yos insulting people.

 

Bit sad really.

Remind me please - what was that sermon you were preaching on toxicity and negativity?

[Dmaxdan]

You are as nutty as a squirrel turd.

[bignok]

5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Remind me please - what was that sermon you were preaching on toxicity and negativity?

You think insulting people is a good idea in Thailand? 555

[StayinThailand2much]

Why are many Thais so short?

 

 

 

 

Because their parents told them: "When you grow up, you will have to get a job and work."

[JBChiangRai]

11 minutes ago, bignok said:

60 to 80yos insulting people.

 

Bit sad really.

 

I'm not entirely sure you fit that description...

[bignok]

Just now, JBChiangRai said:

 

I'm not entirely sure you fit that description...

Im 48 and insulting people in Thailand is a terrible idea.

[Keeps]

Your mum is so fat, she has her own postcode.

[Morch]

15 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

How much grease did you put on the ladder?

 

A bit

 

 

[Morch]

4 minutes ago, bignok said:

You think insulting people is a good idea in Thailand? 555

 

Sometimes.

[JBChiangRai]

2 minutes ago, bignok said:

Im 48 and insulting people in Thailand is a terrible idea.

 

I wasn't referring to the age range.....

[Morch]

2 minutes ago, bignok said:

Im 48 and insulting people in Thailand is a terrible idea.

 

Many Thais, younger than yourself, do it on a regular basis.

[Lacessit]

Gilbert Keith Chesterton ( fat ) to George Bernard Shaw ( skinny )

 

"Shaw, you look like there's a famine in Ireland".

" Chesterton, you look like you caused it".

[Lacessit]

23 minutes ago, bignok said:

Who can tell. Every topic is just old guys abusing people.

Start your own topic, telling people how wonderful you are. Let me know how many respondents you get on the thread.

[JBChiangRai]

10 minutes ago, bignok said:

Im 48 and insulting people in Thailand is a terrible idea.

 

You do need to look at the insults here as humour, I'm sure none are meant as real insults.

[Keeps]

When they were giving out sh#t for a brain, you were first in the queue

 

or 

 

When they were giving out sh#t for a brain, you went up for seconds

 

[Morch]

Just now, JBChiangRai said:

 

You do need to look at the insults here as humour, I'm sure none are meant as real insults.

 

Oh....