Four Solid Years of Zero Illness: Boring?

GammaGlobulin · January 30

My Fellow Hypochondriacs:

I would like to report that, during the past over four years, I have not been sick once....

Not one purple berry, even!

Although I hate to be sick, yet....

I am becoming a bit bored.

In the past, when ill, at the very least, I could always find a nurse to provide me with a bit of comfort, and chicken soup, and even a bit of Jewish Penicillin.

And, sometimes I would give the nurse a shot, too, when I was younger.

So anyway, as of today, it's already been over four years since I had a decent case of the flu, or a dose of the clap, or .....

Anything!

I am beginning to wonder what's wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have I somehow lost the ability to get sick?

True, during the past four years, I have just about COMPLETELY cut myself off from all polite society.

And, truth be told, I now prefer it this way.
I have become the typical recluse.

I now have ZERO contact with any real humans, and only....

Interact on the virtual level.

I am not a ghost of my former self, yet....these days...

I just mostly interact with the ghosts on my computer monitor...anytime they...

Pop up.

When, Oh when, will I ever get sick again?

Will I ever rejoin society?

Or, is my participation in the Real World, now...just a thing of....

My past?

What I miss, somedays, is a hacking cough, and a fever, and the runs....

I just cannot believe that I have not had a good decent RHINOVIRUS for over four years.

The last time I became ill with a rhinovirus was back in December of 2019...and...even then....

I wasn't sure if it was a decent one.

Maybe I need to stalk a buffalo, just to feel right again.

Sometimes, when one lives one's life without risk or discomfort...one forgets...what it really means to....

Be alive!

Living such a sterile life as I, these days, leaves something to be desired....

Regards,

Gamma

NOTE: I don't know why, but many people here in Thailand have too little respect for the buffalo, an animal they think is stupid.

Note: Is this dislike for the wonderful buffalo just a best example of projection?

worgeordie · January 30

9 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

When, Oh when, will I ever get sick again?

Careful what you wish for ...

regards worgerdie

GammaGlobulin · January 30

6 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Careful what you wish for ...

regards worgerdie

Wishing you continuing good health, Sir!

Regards,

Gamma

GammaGlobulin · January 30

PS: Wishing Mr. L continuing good health, as well.

Mr. L. provides intelligent and amusing commentary, which contributes to my good health.

When he is healthy, then I will benefit from his good health, is my guess.

Fortunately, Mr. L. has a partner who worships the light shining from his posterior.

And, as far as I know, Mr. L., also, is a connoisseur of the female form, particularly the hind part of it.

stoner · January 30

i would like to report that bla bla bla bla stopped reading after that.

still kicking · January 30

He has been sick for a while.

GammaGlobulin · January 30

22 minutes ago, still kicking said:

He has been sick for a while.

I just cannot help but love ALL of your comments.

Life here on TV just would not be the same without you.

Long life to you, Sir!

BenStark · January 30

4 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Life here on TV just would not be the same without you.

Unfortunately the same doesn't apply to you

GammaGlobulin · January 30

Someday, I will be under the weather...

Then, some will dance on my grave.

As long as you are happy....

This is all I truly care about.

swissie · January 30

The chances of you staying healthy are intact. As a hermit you will not likely contract a desease transmitted by human interaction.

But sooner or later some of your cells will misfunction. Making you sick. Preparing you for the "grim reaper".

If you can't wait for this to happen, visit a friend at the hospital. You have a good chance that you will accumulate some "hospital-bugs", possibly making you sick, but breaking the monotony of your digitalised world. Few of us envy your lifestyle.

BenStark · January 30

4 minutes ago, swissie said:

The chances of you staying healthy are intact. As a hermit you will not likely contract a desease transmitted by human interaction.

But sooner or later some of your cells will misfunction. Making you sick. Preparing you for the "grim reaper".

If you can't wait for this to happen, visit a friend at the hospital. You have a good chance that you will accumulate some "hospital-bugs", possibly making you sick, but breaking the monotony of your digitalised world. Few of us envy your lifestyle.

Virtual people only die when their network crashes

GammaGlobulin · January 30

7 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

My Fellow Hypochondriacs:

I would like to report that, during the past over four years, I have not been sick once....

Not one purple berry, even!

Although I hate to be sick, yet....

I am becoming a bit bored.

In the past, when ill, at the very least, I could always find a nurse to provide me with a bit of comfort, and chicken soup, and even a bit of Jewish Penicillin.

And, sometimes I would give the nurse a shot, too, when I was younger.

So anyway, as of today, it's already been over four years since I had a decent case of the flu, or a dose of the clap, or .....

Anything!

I am beginning to wonder what's wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have I somehow lost the ability to get sick?

True, during the past four years, I have just about COMPLETELY cut myself off from all polite society.

And, truth be told, I now prefer it this way.
I have become the typical recluse.

I now have ZERO contact with any real humans, and only....

Interact on the virtual level.

I am not a ghost of my former self, yet....these days...

I just mostly interact with the ghosts on my computer monitor...anytime they...

Pop up.

When, Oh when, will I ever get sick again?

Will I ever rejoin society?

Or, is my participation in the Real World, now...just a thing of....

My past?

What I miss, somedays, is a hacking cough, and a fever, and the runs....

I just cannot believe that I have not had a good decent RHINOVIRUS for over four years.

The last time I became ill with a rhinovirus was back in December of 2019...and...even then....

I wasn't sure if it was a decent one.

Maybe I need to stalk a buffalo, just to feel right again.

Sometimes, when one lives one's life without risk or discomfort...one forgets...what it really means to....

Be alive!

Living such a sterile life as I, these days, leaves something to be desired....

Regards,

Gamma

NOTE: I don't know why, but many people here in Thailand have too little respect for the buffalo, an animal they think is stupid.

Note: Is this dislike for the wonderful buffalo just a best example of projection?

Better, a bit....

Remastered, if true:

Better?

Are you...

Feeling better?

I mean.....

I hope you are feeling better.....

GammaGlobulin · January 30

5 hours ago, swissie said:

If you can't wait for this to happen, visit a friend at the hospital. You have a good chance that you will accumulate some "hospital-bugs", possibly making you sick, but breaking the monotony of your digitalised world. Few of us envy your lifestyle.

Please do not knock what you have not yet tried.

Hermits got to make a living, too.

Please keep your hospital bugs to yourselves, if you please....

swm59nj · January 31

Maybe not suffering from physical illness. But mental illness seems to be the case.

jensmann · January 31

me, 30 years no sick, you've got a long way to go...

Srikcir · February 1

On 1/30/2024 at 10:07 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

I now have ZERO contact with any real humans

Be aware of monkeypox.

newbee2022 · February 1

Congrats so far. Not knowing your age accidents and health issues could come unexpected soon.

Enjoy your time as long you can🙏

sirineou · February 1

On 1/30/2024 at 10:07 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

I would like to report that, during the past over four years, I have not been sick once....

And yet you make us sick every day :tongue:

sirineou · February 1

3 hours ago, swm59nj said:

Maybe not suffering from physical illness. But mental illness seems to be the case.

Yes but unlike physical illness, the insidious thing about mental is that you never know you have it,.

God I am sure glad I don't have drain bramage.

brianthainess · February 1

2 hours ago, sirineou said:

Yes but unlike physical illness, the insidious thing about mental is that you never know you have it,.

God I am sure glad I don't have drain bramage.

Too so me well as.

brianthainess · February 1

Take up Chain smoking, and drink a bottle of whisky every day, that may cure your boredom, go hit a cop.

GammaGlobulin · February 1

4 hours ago, sirineou said:

Yes but unlike physical illness, the insidious thing about mental is that you never know you have it,.

God I am sure glad I don't have drain bramage.

Excoriation is sometimes a sign of approbation.

I figure, this must be one of those times.

hotchilli · February 1

On 1/30/2024 at 10:07 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

Although I hate to be sick, yet....

I am becoming a bit bored

Staring at a hospital room ceiling would drive you nuts too.. and empty the bank, be grateful for small mercies.

Paris333 · February 1

For doctors people are a piece of meat for pharmaceutical experiments and if you die, it's your parents' DNA fault that's to blame....... I had a problem at my job because I work at Flight Simulator of combat aircafts and all staff were required to have medical free tests every 2 years.(general health status).

I haven't been to any hospital in over 25 years as well as I didnt take any medication even for headaches and I don't go to hospitals because I hate the unhealthy hospital environment. At corona period many of my colleagues quit their jobs because they didn't want to get vaccinated and now the department is begging them to come back.

I wish you to be healthy and optimistic but its my nature to keep a median daily healthy food program as well as to run 20km per week althought I work in two jobs and I travel many times in European States -Asian States with fake photo certificate corona and nobody asks me to show it.(boring bureaucracy apartheid procedures).

Source:

The US Army is Begging Unvaccinated Soldiers to Return

https://www.europereloaded.com/the-army-is-begging-unvaccinated-soldiers-to-return/

Laura Branigan - "Self Control"

Irish star · February 1

I haven’t had anything either but I wish Covid was still here and these Lowlife tourist would go home , like people Not wearing shirts entering restaurants , Scumbags

GammaGlobulin · February 1

6 minutes ago, Irish star said:

I haven’t had anything either but I wish Covid was still here and these Lowlife tourist would go home , like people Not wearing shirts entering restaurants , Scumbags

I am....ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT in agreement with you, Brother.

RocketDog · February 4

On 1/30/2024 at 11:05 PM, still kicking said: He has been sick for a while.

the dude is totally losing it

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