Just bury you're nose in the phone like everybody else..

5 hours ago, tjintx said:

I tell all that I am Bob Smith, instantly no unwanted attention.

funny, that line usually works for me too!

 

bob.

On 5/31/2024 at 1:33 PM, Celsius said:

 

I am at texas chicken right now dressed as a backpacker 

Living the dream...

I scratch my nut sack alot . 

Its Texas Chicken so you will be waiting for a solid 40 minutes.  World's slowest fast food.

45 minutes ago, BTB1977 said:

I scratch my nut sack alot . 

Should sniff your fingers after - that'll do the trick for sure.

Smear my own faeces over my body and face, walk around with a broken bottle in each hand while mumbling and shouting incoherently at passing strangers..... 

On 5/31/2024 at 2:44 AM, CanadaSam said:

Have you not tried the new "invisibility pill"?

 

I can send you one for only 1000 baht.

 

 

i need a whole bottle of these. my wife is coming home. 

1 hour ago, BTB1977 said:

I scratch my nut sack alot . 

 

i would get that checked. 

10 minutes ago, Martin71 said:

Smear my own faeces over my body and face

 

ok. i want to see you do it. 

Just now, stoner said:

 

ok. i want to see you do it. 

 

Check out my "Only Friends" website.. 

18 minutes ago, Martin71 said:

Smear my own faeces over my body and face, walk around with a broken bottle in each hand while mumbling and shouting incoherently at passing strangers..... 

Whilst shouting 'My name's Bob, my name's Bob'?

Just now, Keeps said:

Whilst shouting 'My name's Bob, my name's Bob'?

 

C'mon mate ... no need for that.. that's just nasty....

2 minutes ago, Martin71 said:

4 minutes ago, Keeps said:

Whilst shouting 'My name's Bob, my name's Bob'?

 

C'mon mate ... no need for that.. that's just nasty....

 

i agree. no coming back from that one. 

2 hours ago, stoner said:

 

i need a whole bottle of these. my wife is coming home. 

You should have done the laundry, cleaned the car, done the garden and prepared dinner...

 

23 minutes ago, soi3eddie said:

You should have done the laundry, cleaned the car, done the garden and prepared dinner...

 

 

my job is a gardener. 

On 5/31/2024 at 1:33 PM, Celsius said:

How do you avoid unwanted attention?

 

I am at texas chicken right now

First RULE avoid fast food joints. 

 

I've seen too many videos, crazy people, yelling, screaming at others, throwing food etc.

Those fast food restaurants are a magnet for psycho's, obese people going crazy. 

 

Shop where the normal people go. 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 1, 20242 yr by SAFETY FIRST

On 6/1/2024 at 7:08 AM, klauskunkel said:

If somebody approaches I don't want, I say "consulting fee 5,000 baht" 

Clever.

Few Thai ladies know what 'consulting' means.

 

On 6/1/2024 at 9:11 PM, Njoku said:

Just bury you're nose in the phone like everybody else..

Earbuds work great even without the phone in hand. Listen to music. A lot of keeping people away is mental.

Edited June 4, 20242 yr by JimTripper