Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!

[Middle Aged Grouch]

5 hours ago, Dan O said:

Bob,

How many times have you said this and posted about it? Put on your big boy panties and deal with it. She's not a slave and if you talk to her like you speak to restaurant owners and bar keeps not to mention your neighbors then you made your own bed. Although personally I think your are just a Troll Poster fishing for replies with your made up stories.

could be a troll poster, but never forget that there is a "Bob" inside most of us !!  if we become foolish (not aiming you Bob!) and start to think booze solves everything, or think that the new 24 year old met in a nice soapy parlour is "different" and "caring"....then it's a one way ticket to frustration or trouble.

Edited June 7 by Middle Aged Grouch

[Jeff the Chef]

37 minutes ago, Middle Aged Grouch said:

could be a troll poster, but never forget that there is a "Bob" inside most of us !!  if we become foolish (not aiming you Bob!) and start to think booze solves everything, or think that the new 24 year old met in a nice soapy parlour is "different" and "caring"....then it's a one way ticket to frustration or trouble.

 Can I be excused from having any part of Bob inside me, not my thing.

To me these threads are a daft laugh, nobody is forced to read or post.

Wouldn't be surprised if Bob and his Mrs are sat having a right laugh.

Life's to short.

[ChumpChange]

bob, please help me with some maths here. if your tranny wife, I mean mrs. smith, doesn't cook any meals for you for 3 days, nor does she play bedroom bully with you, yet she drops 10,000 Baht on your credit card at the mall, then how many short times have you just missed out on?

[EVENKEEL]

16 minutes ago, Jeff the Chef said:

 Can I be excused from having any part of Bob inside me, not my thing.

To me these threads are a daft laugh, nobody is forced to read or post.

Wouldn't be surprised if Bob and his Mrs are sat having a right laugh.

Life's to short.

I seriously doubt there's a Ms B.

[steven100]

12 hours ago, ChumpChange said:

Was that an attempt to see how many words starting with the letter "p" you can put in a phrase? Well, I think you forgot a couple of the more important ones. 

all good today ....   fresh and ready for another day

[spidermike007]

You are getting on many of our nerves. I understand her. Someone around here needs to chill out. 

[wombat]

bob is a mug

don't be like bob

[thjames88]

me thinks Bob needs to learn to cook!

[bob smith]

Just now, thjames88 said:

me thinks Bob needs to learn to cook!

Hi newbie. 

 

That's the wife's job.

 

Well, at least it should be.

 

bob.

[Ricksta1985]

On 6/7/2024 at 2:19 AM, worgeordie said:

Your starting to get on mine ...Bob , 

 

regards Worgeordie

And you are mine Worg, from your 20k posts and countless years on this earth, you still have not learnt the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. Shocking. Regards, your educator. 

[EVENKEEL]

31 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Hi newbie. 

 

That's the wife's job.

 

Well, at least it should be.

 

bob.

Real men know how to cook. I'm sure you have some steaks in the freezer.

[streetlite]

On 6/7/2024 at 8:06 AM, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

You are such a waste of breath.......

[ignore it]

Second day and thread is still up. 

Hopefully she didn't cook his bacon yesterday either

 

I've got my money on her going for 7 days.

 

[bob smith]

Just now, EVENKEEL said:

Real men know how to cook. I'm sure you have some steaks in the freezer.

that's not the point.

 

a real woman belongs in the kitchen and you know it!

 

bob.

[worgeordie]

2 hours ago, Ricksta1985 said:

And you are mine Worg, from your 20k posts and countless years on this earth, you still have not learnt the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. Shocking. Regards, your educator. 

You must be a part time teacher ,My spelling might not be up to standard ,

but I bet I have still managed to earn a hell of a lot more money than you ,

which is the main thing , sorry but " your "nothing to me , 

 

regards Worgeordie

 

[2baht]

3 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

You must be a part time teacher ,My spelling might not be up to standard ,

but I bet I have still managed to earn a hell of a lot more money than you ,

which is the main thing , sorry but " your "nothing to me , 

 

regards Worgeordie

 

Is yours bigger than his too???

[worgeordie]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

Is yours bigger than his too???

Doubt he has "one" , but he's a better speller ......

 

regards Worgeordie

[bob smith]

Just now, worgeordie said:

but I bet I have still managed to earn a hell of a lot more money than you ,

hey, big boy, let's have a 'who's the richest' shall we?

 

bob.

[harryviking]

On 6/7/2024 at 3:06 AM, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

Learn how to cook yourself! Maybe the Mrs. is bored of doing every little thing for you! Lol! Just a suggestion

[FruitPudding]

Local women are for play, not for keeps; they ain't marriage material.

 

They'll take as much as possible, while giving as little as possible. 

 

Bet she had fun with your credit card, lol!

 

Edited June 8 by FruitPudding

[worgeordie]

Just now, bob smith said:

hey, big boy, let's have a 'who's the richest' shall we?

 

bob.

Well I concur to you Bob , the lad that has more valuables than Croesus (google him)

and more property than Donald J Trump ......as you are always telling us ...

 

regards Worgeordie

[john donson]

On 6/7/2024 at 8:06 AM, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

 

mama's boy cannot cook or order grab ?

[FruitPudding]

2 minutes ago, john donson said:

 

mama's boy cannot cook or order grab ?

 

I am sure he can, but then why get married? ....oh right,  so he can benefit her.

[EVENKEEL]

On 6/7/2024 at 8:35 PM, bob smith said:

that's not the point.

 

a real woman belongs in the kitchen and you know it!

 

bob.

Keep em barefoot and pregnant Bob.

[1FinickyOne]

Thanks for sharing

[Dan O]

On 6/7/2024 at 7:35 PM, Middle Aged Grouch said:

could be a troll poster, but never forget that there is a "Bob" inside most of us !!  if we become foolish (not aiming you Bob!) and start to think booze solves everything, or think that the new 24 year old met in a nice soapy parlour is "different" and "caring"....then it's a one way ticket to frustration or trouble.

There isn't a bob in all of us. H appear to be just an old man troll posting and making up stories for attention or trying to fit in as one of the boys still on his youth.