Ralf001 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 2 hours ago, bob smith said: i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days. Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok. today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping. there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin. Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK. his wife left him and was cheating on him for years.. he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ I couldn’t believe it. why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? he was actually a really nice bloke, he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!! absolutely flabbergasted ! bob. <deleted> hell..... what do you smoke/ingest to come up with this crap ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watthong Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 If it's truly micro, the micropenis usually flops atop a real pvssy, though petite, quite "seviceable." In this instance, the balls are, ahem, "naturally'" more labia-like...The pvssy is the one that hangs the flag (any reference to Alito's household is purely coincidental) and the penis just plays the part of an embellishment (or "appertizer" if you will...) In short the guy just needs to find the right "audience." His wife was actually doing him a favor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 2 hours ago, bob smith said: why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? Do you have unusually large hands bob ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 27 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said: Do you have unusually large hands bob ? No. But I have an unusually large Penis! bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidal wave Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 He just knew he was talking to a cock end of tall story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 3 minutes ago, Tidal wave said: He just knew he was talking to a cock end of tall story who the hell are you? bob. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 31 minutes ago, bob smith said: 59 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said: Do you have unusually large hands bob ? No. But I have an unusually large Penis! bob. Ah... so he had exceptionally small hands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 3 hours ago, EVENKEEL said: Where's Tom? At Bob's house, with Bob's missus? Hope I'm not giving away the next thrilling installment of Bob's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) I met a guy like that once. American college football star. Totally buff A real adonis but a total top. No verbal warning after a long drive. I guess men like that often compensate with athletics or cars. Size doesn't matter but when there is basically nothing it does. Edited June 11 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thainet Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Jingthing said: I met a guy like that once. American college football star. Totally buff A real adonis but a total top. No verbal warning after a long drive. I guess men like that often compensate with athletics or cars. Size doesn't matter but when there is basically nothing it does. This is one strange post even for you Jt Edited June 11 by thainet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) 1 hour ago, thainet said: This is one strange post even for you Jt Really? What about the long drive part was so strange? For those that don't know the difference between a small one (not particularly rare) and a micro is monumental. I've only seen that one micro but I assume those so cursed are much less likely to be showing. Edited June 11 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Sounds like a head word, to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidal wave Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 8 hours ago, bob smith said: who the hell are you? bob. A superior being God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retarius Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 On 6/11/2024 at 7:59 PM, bob smith said: i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days. Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok. today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping. there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin. Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK. his wife left him and was cheating on him for years.. he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ I couldn’t believe it. why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? he was actually a really nice bloke, he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!! absolutely flabbergasted ! bob. This is why I have stopped going in bars and stopped socialising with farangs. They always have to brag about size, as though having a micropenis is something to brag about. My wife calls me Hamyai whenever she introduced me to one of her girlfriends. Interestingly, this newly introduced girlfriend usually tells me about her boy friend of who has a micropenis and she gives me her telephone number before parting for the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 13 Author Share Posted June 13 On 6/12/2024 at 5:43 AM, Tidal wave said: A superior being God. superior in what way, ‘member’ bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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