A big weekend on the horizon.

[bob smith]

a few pals from the UK are arriving soon.

we are going to Koh Samet for a long dirty weekend tomorrow.

 

Mrs. Smith is banned from joining.

she's staying home cleaning the house.

 

it's gonna be no holds barred carnage for me and the boys,

we have decided to wear our england kits from tomorrow until Monday.

if you are on Koh Samet this weekend come say hi!

there will be about 12 of us in total dressed in England kits and out of our minds.

socks, shorts, boots n all.

 

'sweeeeeeeeeet caroliiine.....!'

 

COME ON ENGLAND!!

 

bob.

Edited July 11 by bob smith

[Terrance8812]

Bringing your own ladyboys or planning to rent some while you are there?

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, Terrance8812 said:

Bringing your own ladyboys or planning to rent some while you are there?

i'm sure we will be renting both ladies and LB's for the entire duration of our stay.

 

bob.

[susanlea]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

i'm sure we will be renting both ladies and LB's for the entire duration of our stay.

 

bob.

6 way tango. 

[Asquith Production]

The Bob Smith diaries. Can't wait for the film.

[2baht]

15 hours ago, bob smith said:

it's gonna be no holds barred carnage for me and the boys,

Exactly what gives Pommie expats and tourists a bad name, a bevvy here, a bevvy there, a bit of knuckle and boot leather to finish the night! BOB! Don't do it!

[Tidal wave]

Alternatively you could poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick before saying Hi  

[stoner]

15 hours ago, bob smith said:

if you are on Koh Samet this weekend come say hi!

there will be about 12 of us in total dressed in England kits and out of our minds.

socks, shorts, boots n all.

 

nothing i would rather do on samet than hang out with 12 kitted out drunk british footie fans during euro.

 

what could go wrong. 

[Keeps]

1 hour ago, Asquith Production said:

The Bob Smith diaries. Can't wait for the film.

I don't know about a film but I'm willing to bet that we will hear about them on the TV news channels.

 

Enjoy your weekend Bob 👍

[hotandsticky]

47 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

nothing i would rather do on samet than hang out with 12 kitted out drunk british footie fans during euro.

 

what could go wrong. 

 

 

It could be worse.....................the Scots could be there in their skirts.

 

 

No Scotland, no party.

[stoner]

15 minutes ago, hotandsticky said:

 

 

It could be worse.....................the Scots could be there in their skirts.

 

 

No Scotland, no party.

 

if its not scottish its s h i te. well that's what my parents always told me. 

Edited July 12 by stoner

[brianthainess]

Is Tom cuming ? or is your affair over, I hope he's not the jealous type bob. What time is kick off. 

[KannikaP]

18 hours ago, bob smith said:

a few pals from the UK are arriving soon.

we are going to Koh Samet for a long dirty weekend tomorrow.

 

Mrs. Smith is banned from joining.

she's staying home cleaning the house.

 

it's gonna be no holds barred carnage for me and the boys,

we have decided to wear our england kits from tomorrow until Monday.

if you are on Koh Samet this weekend come say hi!

there will be about 12 of us in total dressed in England kits and out of our minds.

socks, shorts, boots n all.

 

'sweeeeeeeeeet caroliiine.....!'

 

COME ON ENGLAND!!

 

bob.

I definitely know where NOT to go!

[ignore it]

There once were some lads from the UK,

Off to Koh Samet for foul play,

With Mrs. Smith left to scrub,

They formed a crude club,

Twelve louts causing chaos each day.

 

 

[Caldera]

Yet another reason to cheer for Spain! I hope they'll sink England decisively.

 

¡Viva España!

[bob smith]

Just now, Caldera said:

Yet another reason to cheer for Spain! I hope they'll sink England decisively.

 

¡Viva España!

....you sound sore.

 

did an Englishman nail your wife or somethin?

 

bob.

[Caldera]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

....you sound sore.

 

did an Englishman nail your wife or somethin?

 

bob.

 

Why would I feel sore if it was my wife who got nailed, Bob?

 

Reading your puerile drivel makes my eyes feel sore at times, but I can manage. Carry on.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Caldera said:

 

Reading your puerile drivel makes my eyes feel sore at times

stop reading it then. 

 

problem solved.

 

bob.

[huangnon]

17 hours ago, bob smith said:

i'm sure we will be renting both ladies and LB's for the entire duration of our stay.

 

bob.

 

Does Samet have the requisite filth you are hoping for, Bob?

 

Not been for a couple of years, but last time I went there wasn't much bargirl / LB activity. Seems more of a family-type place.

 

You may have to rent in advance, or recruit from soi 6 or environs.

 

Hope this is helpful. Have a great trip.

[Bangkokhatter]

Good luck finding enough ladies on Koh Samed to keep a large group happy, hardly any decent bars either.

 

You sure know how to arrange a boys weekend away eh.

[Will B Good]

Where to go this weekend......

 

Bangkok

Koh Chang

Koh Samui

Phuket

Pattaya

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Where to go this weekend......

 

Bangkok

Koh Chang

Koh Samui

Phuket

Pattaya

why would you not go to samui????

 

bob.

[Keeps]

3 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Where to go this weekend......

 

Bangkok

Koh Chang

Koh Samui

Phuket

Pattaya

Think you might need to edit that one. Bob's off to Koh Samet, not Samui. Or do you not like Samui aswell? 555

[Will B Good]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

why would you not go to samui????

 

bob.

Hahahaha

 

Koh Samet

 

🤭

[Will B Good]

1 minute ago, Keeps said:

Think you might need to edit that one. Bob's off to Koh Samet, not Samui. Or do you not like Samui aswell? 555

Hahaha

 

Tried to, but too late...555

[Will B Good]

1 minute ago, Keeps said:

Think you might need to edit that one. Bob's off to Koh Samet, not Samui. Or do you not like Samui aswell? 555

I should have gone to SpecSavers.....555

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Will B Good said:

Hahahaha

 

Koh Samet

 

🤭

 

1 minute ago, Will B Good said:

Hahaha

 

Tried to, but too late...555

see you at the bar later.

 

we shall save you a seat.

 

bob.

[Will B Good]

Just now, bob smith said:

 

see you at the bar later.

 

we shall save you a seat.

 

bob.

On my way......Spanish kit okay?

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Will B Good said:

On my way......Spanish kit okay?

as long as you don't mind being drenched in beer when you get here.

 

bob.

[Ralf001]

20 minutes ago, Bangkokhatter said:

Good luck finding enough ladies on Koh Samed to keep a large group happy, hardly any decent bars either.

 

You sure know how to arrange a boys weekend away eh.

Fairly sure Bobby Boi mentioned in other post his mate are more into doin guys than gals.