Getting tatts

[Nick Carter icp]

  On 9/22/2024 at 12:17 AM, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

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   I remember Lenny Henry telling that joke about 40 years ago on BBC 1 

[KannikaP]

  On 9/22/2024 at 7:12 AM, SAFETY FIRST said:

Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms,

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So glad I am an older Englishman, with a full head of hair.

[KannikaP]

  On 9/22/2024 at 7:22 AM, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   I remember Lenny Henry telling that joke about 40 years ago on BBC 1 

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Was it Sir Lenworth George Henry, or Chalky White?

[cjinchiangrai]

  On 9/22/2024 at 5:38 AM, brianthainess said:

Get a tattoo of a dick & balls on your forehead, it would suit your personality.

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Good advertising in prison.

[GammaGlobulin]

  On 9/22/2024 at 5:06 AM, Gandtee said:

For a moment I misread and thought you said euthanasia. Why did that spring to mind I wonder?

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General euthanasia would be worse, if offered to the general public.

 

[georgegeorgia]

Thanks for your service

 

[ModdaPunk]

Better get tits than tats.

[georgegeorgia]

  On 9/23/2024 at 6:30 AM, ModdaPunk said:

Better get tits than tats.

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Disgusting 

[ModdaPunk]

  On 9/23/2024 at 8:55 AM, georgegeorgia said:

Disgusting 

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Better get tits as tats ?

Would that be more acceptable ?

[georgegeorgia]

  On 9/23/2024 at 9:48 AM, ModdaPunk said:

 

Better get tits as tats ?

Would that be more acceptable ?

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Yes thankyou 

We shouldn't forget this is a family forum 

[Sandboxer]

Blue collar trash move. 

[In Full Agreement]

  On 9/21/2024 at 11:39 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

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Possibly because he suffered from mental illness.

 

 

[ModdaPunk]

  On 9/23/2024 at 10:33 AM, georgegeorgia said:

We shouldn't forget this is a family forum

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Says the guy raving about his bum :D

[Lacessit]

  On 9/21/2024 at 11:42 PM, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

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An academic, intelligent discussion on the topic of tattoos is a paradox and oxymoron combined.

 

It's like having a MAGA supporter as a fact checker.

[daveAustin]

Georgina and the Globulator having a conversation with himself again is he? 😛

 

Anyway, why stop at having hands printed all up about your arse cheeks? Get one around your old man, too. You could change your name to Andy then. Muwahaha!

[daveAustin]

  On 9/22/2024 at 7:12 AM, SAFETY FIRST said:

Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms

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... and bogun bread thieves.

[georgegeorgia]

  On 9/23/2024 at 11:42 AM, Lacessit said:

An academic, intelligent discussion on the topic of tattoos is a paradox and oxymoron combined.

 

It's like having a MAGA supporter as a fact checker.

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Aren't you Australian ?

 

Why are you bringing American words into the post

I take it MAGA means make America great again or is it Australia?

 

It's like these people and we have all met them,they go to America for a week and come back talking with a American accent !!!! 

All I ask is you stop using American eupysiams surely thats not too much to ask...surely 

 

[nikmar]

  On 9/22/2024 at 12:17 AM, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

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you got the joke wrong 🙂

[nikmar]

This thread is an absolute wind up !!

[Lacessit]

  On 9/23/2024 at 6:54 PM, georgegeorgia said:

Aren't you Australian ?

 

Why are you bringing American words into the post

I take it MAGA means make America great again or is it Australia?

 

It's like these people and we have all met them,they go to America for a week and come back talking with a American accent !!!! 

All I ask is you stop using American eupysiams surely thats not too much to ask...surely 

 

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I might be able to comply if I knew what a eupysiam was. i can't find the word in any dictionary.

[Jeff the Chef]

  On 9/23/2024 at 11:53 PM, nikmar said:

 

you got the joke wrong 🙂

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And I lied, it got shot off during a war and I got left with a 12 inch stump 😀

[JimTripper]

I like a man who knows how to stroke and is at the top of his craft. It's a skill learned and honed over years and decades. 

 

If you want a job done right and all that. A man knows what he needs and he has plenty of them. If you need a job done and can't be bothered hiring help each time, ahelping hand is only a foot away. It's time to get to work.

[georgegeorgia]

  On 9/24/2024 at 4:23 AM, JimTripper said:

I like a man who knows how to stroke and is at the top of his craft. It's a skill learned and honed over years and decades. 

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You sound like a dirty old man Jim.

How disgusting 

[IsaanExpat]

I too have one on me donk. It says Shorty when flacid....but when fully erect it says Shortys Bar and Grill Chattanooga Tennessee🤣

[fondue zoo]

Reminds me of the movie Down Periscope. The captain of the sub has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his johnson.