Nick Carter icp Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 7 hours ago, Jeff the Chef said: You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters. I remember Lenny Henry telling that joke about 40 years ago on BBC 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 12 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said: Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms, So glad I am an older Englishman, with a full head of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 3 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said: I remember Lenny Henry telling that joke about 40 years ago on BBC 1 Was it Sir Lenworth George Henry, or Chalky White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjinchiangrai Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 1 hour ago, brianthainess said: Get a tattoo of a dick & balls on your forehead, it would suit your personality. Good advertising in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 3 hours ago, Gandtee said: For a moment I misread and thought you said euthanasia. Why did that spring to mind I wonder? General euthanasia would be worse, if offered to the general public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgegeorgia Posted September 22 Author Share Posted September 22 (edited) Thanks for your service Edited September 22 by georgegeorgia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModdaPunk Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Better get tits than tats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgegeorgia Posted September 23 Author Share Posted September 23 2 hours ago, ModdaPunk said: Better get tits than tats. Disgusting 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModdaPunk Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 51 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said: Disgusting Better get tits as tats ? Would that be more acceptable ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgegeorgia Posted September 23 Author Share Posted September 23 45 minutes ago, ModdaPunk said: Better get tits as tats ? Would that be more acceptable ? Yes thankyou We shouldn't forget this is a family forum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandboxer Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Blue collar trash move. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Full Agreement Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 On 9/22/2024 at 6:39 AM, GammaGlobulin said: It's possible to even get tattooed internally. I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast. Have no idea why, however. Possibly because he suffered from mental illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModdaPunk Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 37 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said: We shouldn't forget this is a family forum Says the guy raving about his bum :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 On 9/22/2024 at 6:42 AM, georgegeorgia said: We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion An academic, intelligent discussion on the topic of tattoos is a paradox and oxymoron combined. It's like having a MAGA supporter as a fact checker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Georgina and the Globulator having a conversation with himself again is he? 😛 Anyway, why stop at having hands printed all up about your arse cheeks? Get one around your old man, too. You could change your name to Andy then. Muwahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 On 9/22/2024 at 2:12 PM, SAFETY FIRST said: Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms ... and bogun bread thieves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgegeorgia Posted September 23 Author Share Posted September 23 (edited) 7 hours ago, Lacessit said: An academic, intelligent discussion on the topic of tattoos is a paradox and oxymoron combined. It's like having a MAGA supporter as a fact checker. Aren't you Australian ? Why are you bringing American words into the post I take it MAGA means make America great again or is it Australia? It's like these people and we have all met them,they go to America for a week and come back talking with a American accent !!!! All I ask is you stop using American eupysiams surely thats not too much to ask...surely Edited September 23 by georgegeorgia 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 On 9/22/2024 at 7:17 AM, Jeff the Chef said: You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters. you got the joke wrong 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 This thread is an absolute wind up !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said: Aren't you Australian ? Why are you bringing American words into the post I take it MAGA means make America great again or is it Australia? It's like these people and we have all met them,they go to America for a week and come back talking with a American accent !!!! All I ask is you stop using American eupysiams surely thats not too much to ask...surely I might be able to comply if I knew what a eupysiam was. i can't find the word in any dictionary. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff the Chef Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 4 hours ago, nikmar said: you got the joke wrong 🙂 And I lied, it got shot off during a war and I got left with a 12 inch stump 😀 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimTripper Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 I like a man who knows how to stroke and is at the top of his craft. It's a skill learned and honed over years and decades. If you want a job done right and all that. A man knows what he needs and he has plenty of them. If you need a job done and can't be bothered hiring help each time, ahelping hand is only a foot away. It's time to get to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgegeorgia Posted September 24 Author Share Posted September 24 24 minutes ago, JimTripper said: I like a man who knows how to stroke and is at the top of his craft. It's a skill learned and honed over years and decades. You sound like a dirty old man Jim. How disgusting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaanExpat Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 I too have one on me donk. It says Shorty when flacid....but when fully erect it says Shortys Bar and Grill Chattanooga Tennessee🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fondue zoo Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Reminds me of the movie Down Periscope. The captain of the sub has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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