My best memory of Thailand

[Celsius]

It was during my second divorce in 2019 just before the virus. Me and wifey had an argument, so she kicked me out for a few days. After a week she stopped replying. After 2 weeks I said screw it I'm going on Tinder.

 

I meet a super crazy controlling career woman in her 30s. She was absolutely insane....on a power trip both in bed and real life. She literally locked me in her condo while she was at work only to use me afterwards. I felt like a caged animal....and I loved it!

 

However, all of a sudden my wife decides to start communicating. Being a guy that I am and can't lie, I tell her about my current gig. She goes absolutely crazy....apechit. In 6 years I never seen her like this. She demands her Line account. I say why not. Wifey says she is going to sue her because she was still married. The control freak starts bitching at her why did you let him go??? It was back and forth for about 2 weeks. The BEST part is that I was NEVER blamed for anything. I was just an innocent victim of a woman who needed to fulfill her needs. 

 

After this I continued my tinder adventures until I met my current wife. My Chinese wife is super religious Christian and she prayed  every day for Farang husband. COVID struck and there were lockdowns. She took me to Amphur, paid an agent 10,000 baht to get us married on the spot and thanked god for bringing the deadly virus upon this planet so she could finally get married. 

 

What is your best memory of Thailand?

 

 

 

[NowNow]

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Chinese wife is super religious Christian

 on Tinder?

[Celsius]

1 minute ago, NowNow said:

 on Tinder?

 

Let me tell you about Christians and the best part of being with one

[Ralf001]

5 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 on Tinder?

Grindr I reckon.

[Hummin]

Travelling with Suwanna, poi, nit, apple, noi,...............dam dam,,,,,,,

[Celsius]

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Grindr I reckon.

 

The topic is best memory of Thailand.

 

Is that yours?

[Ralf001]

Just now, Celsius said:

 

The topic is best memory of Thailand.

 

Is that yours?

 

My most memorable would be nudging 170mph on my old K4 gixxer on the 7 motorway.

[scubascuba3]

My three months as a Dive Master on Koh Tao, a nice break from working in the City of London

[KannikaP]

4 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

Let me tell you about Christians and the best part of being with one

Go on then, maybe I shall look for a born-again one.

[Celsius]

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Go on then, maybe I shall look for a born-again one.

 

The power of prayer.

 

You will be amazed just how much is forgiven just after one lil' prayer.

 

I will just leave it at that.

[SAFETY FIRST]

7 hours ago, Celsius said:

My best memory of Thailand 

Lots of great memories. 

 

Most memorable, paying for the C section at BPH and taking my newborn children home. 

 

My children have given me my best memories in Thailand. 

 

Life is great, I'll have many more ahead of me.

[mr336]

12 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

The power of prayer.

 

You will be amazed just how much is forgiven just after one lil' prayer.

 

I will just leave it at that.

Still waiting for my lotto numbers or a cancer free mother in law. Yep still waiting.

[newnative]

     I have so many 'best' memories.  I might highlight one.  When I first visited Thailand for the first time in December 2009, prior to my permanent move in June 2010, my Thai partner and I were living right on the beach in a condo near Ban Pae. 

    I vividly remember one beautiful evening when we went down to the beach and we had dinner right on the beach from one of the small beach food stalls, watching the sunset, listening to the waves.  Not many people around.  Beautiful weather.  While we were eating, an elephant with his handler came up the beach and ambled right by us--probably the first--but now not the last-- time in my life I had been so close to an elephant.  I remember thinking this is certainly wonderfully different from my ho hum life in Virginia.  

[J Branche]

First arriving in Thailand, nieve about anything below the surface in Thailand.  Everything was new, interesting and exciting.  Still love Thailand, Thai culture and people just now with a different perspective.

[barmatt]

My 4some in Pattaya MFFF.  😜🍌

[Celsius]

35 minutes ago, barmatt said:

My 4some in Pattaya MFFF.  😜🍌

 

One would hope that you didn't pay a guy to lick your hole

[geisha]

2 hours ago, J Branche said:

First arriving in Thailand, nieve about anything below the surface in Thailand.  Everything was new, interesting and exciting.  Still love Thailand, Thai culture and people just now with a different perspective.

My best memory was on my first arrival to Phuket in 1984.  We asked the taxi to stop at the top of Kata hill where the shrine is, and looked down on the three perfect bays below and Poo island all glittering!!! This is where I wanted to be. It was wonderful with just a few colorful characters and perfect near empty beaches. I stayed until the tsunami hit , after , it all changed.

[brianthainess]

I had 3 months of sheer bliss IMO, I knew a very attractive bar girl that I had been with a few times, but the bar female bar owner used to get violent when pissed, and she and her also attractive much smaller friend, had to share a room with her, and wanted to find their own place feeling scared of her, so I suggested where I was staying I would pay for one of the bungalows at 3.5K a month, I just wanted one time a week, and also put a rule in place they could not bring customers there. Well the one I really liked never slept in 'her' room she would always come to my room every night, I did not have a M/C either but the smaller girl did, we used to drive around all day with me driving and the smaller one in front clamped between my legs............oh what a time we had, laughing and joking all day. 

They never went  back to the bar but freelanced at the clubs and other bars this was on Koh Chang nearly 20yrs ago.