Getting Old: Stoic About It or Endless Whinger?

[Yagoda]

29 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Great one. Keep it up. This forum needs more wise old farts like you on it. 

My philosophy is simple:

 

Today is your last day. What are you going to do with it?

 

To me, stuff like steaks, great weed, tattooed blonde Romanian girls with eel like bodies walking around naked in Sharks in Frankfurt, Billboard in Nana, Thermae Cafe, Smashburgers (I had three last night from Joes Burger Bar in Siem Reap, one of the three best burger places in town), Greg Gutfeld, lots of Big Boobs and chocolate and Ice Cream, randomly paying poor people's hospital bills at the Childrens Hospital, hanging at Angkor Wat, road trips in Mercedes convertibles, cat videos, annoying my reliably dumbass leftist yet still endearing defiant and ungrateful child, Manchester United, watching Ladyboys from the patio at Margarita Storm, Nana Burger, machine guns, cheese omelets and as much oral gratification as I can buy are all possibilities on the menu for the Last Day. So as not to be branded as completely loathsome, I do try to continue m y own education in between spurts of hedonism.

 

Whats not on my menu is worrying about getting old. And with the utmost respect to those who have found peace through monogamy (my folks did 55 years), whats not in my menu is watching that hottie I married 40 years ago whine about her prolapsed uterus and bad teeth while those perky boobies in 1974 are now dragging the floor. Im so shallow, but I wouldnt wish me on anyone these days so at least I have some honour left.

 

Getting old? Winners play through the pain, and those who die the happiest win.

 

 

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

All good until you get over 80 then there not much you can do unfortunately 

In your occupation, you are probably used to seeing sick 80 year olds, and don't realize there are healthy ones as well.

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3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

In your occupation, you are probably used to seeing sick 80 year olds, and don't realize there are healthy ones as well.

 

There are also healthy 90 year olds too.