Does your Thai wife or girlfriend ever foot the bill?

[BarBoy]

Mrs. Neville (born to a family of wealthy landowners) is your classic sugar mama. She always takes care of the bill and would find it very offensive if I ever offered to pay. She's been a bit grumpy of late but we have now kissed and made up, and she's taking me for a slap up meal later tonight at one of the most expensive joints in town..

 

She dresses me in the all finest clobber, my wardrobe is full of swanky shirts and snazzy jeans - she's definitely a keeper.

 

We have our ups and downs and to be honest the downs usually stem from when I offer to pay for something out of my own pocket. She gets really annoyed and always asks 'why you want to pay? you already know I have money...' before slamming her platinum credit card down on the cashiers desk..

 

Is it the same for you lot?

[mokwit]

Everybody's wife/girlfriend on here pays for everything themselves.

[bubblegum]

another troll topic by Bob. 

[EVENKEEL]

Ditto. Whatever makes her happy right?

[BarBoy]

4 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

another troll topic by Bob. 

It's the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth!

 

Colin.

[gearbox]

8 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

another troll topic by Bob. 

Bob is probably not even in Thailand. He gets some of the Thai sunshine by posting here.

[ChumpChange]

38 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Is it the same for you lot?

 

bob, it is 100% exactly the same for me. How did you know? In fact, my Thai wife also buys all the beer in the house and restocks the fridge daily. Last month she bought us a new car. She bought and paid for the house we are living in 3 years ago and had a pool installed last year.

 

But wait, there’s more! She covers all the utilities, pays for my gym membership (even though I hardly go), and insists on booking us first-class flights for every holiday. In the last years we've gone to Switzerland, Dubai, Rome, and to Los Angeles twice. All on her dime. She plans and pays for these luxury getaways at least four times a year – she says it’s “necessary for my well-being.”

 

She also replaced all my old gadgets last Christmas with the latest tech – a new iPhone, MacBook Pro laptop, top of the line Canon mirrorless camera with six interchangeable lenses, and even a massive DJI drone, which I didn’t even ask for. Oh, and she insists on paying for a cleaner, a gardener, and a dog walker for the puppy she surprised me with on my birthday.

 

And when it comes to clothes, I barely have a say anymore. Every week she brings home more designer outfits for me, saying she “couldn’t resist.” Honestly, bob, it’s exhausting having such a generous and selfless wife, but someone has to put up with it.

 

I wasn't even gonna mention this part, but twice a week we go out and hit all the bars together. She pays the bar fine for me after I pick out my two favorite girls of the night and then we bring them back to our place for some fun. She even chests and washes all the bedding herself as soon as we are done. 
 

Life has never been better after marrying a Thai woman. I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one!

[proton]

Mine is always paying, with the money I gave her

[roo860]

Absolutely mines the same, insists on paying for my 7/11 Cheese and Ham toastie, what a gal!

[mokwit]

7 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

bob, it is 100% exactly the same for me. How did you know? In fact, my Thai wife also buys all the beer in the house and restocks the fridge daily. Last month she bought us a new car. She bought and paid for the house we are living in 3 years ago and had a pool installed last year.

 

But wait, there’s more! She covers all the utilities, pays for my gym membership (even though I hardly go), and insists on booking us first-class flights for every holiday. In the last years we've gone to Switzerland, Dubai, Rome, and to Los Angeles twice. All on her dime. She plans and pays for these luxury getaways at least four times a year – she says it’s “necessary for my well-being.”

 

She also replaced all my old gadgets last Christmas with the latest tech – a new iPhone, MacBook Pro laptop, and even a massive DJI drone, which I didn’t even ask for. Oh, and she insists on paying for a cleaner, a gardener, and a dog walker for the puppy she surprised me with on my birthday.

 

And when it comes to clothes, I barely have a say anymore. Every week she brings home more designer outfits for me, saying she “couldn’t resist.” Honestly, bob, it’s exhausting having such a generous and selfless wife – but someone has to put up with it.

 

I wasn't even gonna mention this part, but twice a week we go out and hit all the bars. She pays the bar fine for me after I pick out my two favorite girls of the night and then we bring them back to our place for some fun. 
 

Life has never been better after marrying a Thai woman. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one!

You forgot to mention that she bought your dad a top of the range pickup and built houses for both your parents and your aunt (whose car payments she also pays).

[BarBoy]

7 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

bob, it is 100% exactly the same for me. How did you know? In fact, my Thai wife also buys all the beer in the house and restocks the fridge daily. Last month she bought us a new car. She bought and paid for the house we are living in 3 years ago and had a pool installed last year.

 

But wait, there’s more! She covers all the utilities, pays for my gym membership (even though I hardly go), and insists on booking us first-class flights for every holiday. In the last years we've gone to Switzerland, Dubai, Rome, and to Los Angeles twice. All on her dime. She plans and pays for these luxury getaways at least four times a year – she says it’s “necessary for my well-being.”

 

She also replaced all my old gadgets last Christmas with the latest tech – a new iPhone, MacBook Pro laptop, and even a massive DJI drone, which I didn’t even ask for. Oh, and she insists on paying for a cleaner, a gardener, and a dog walker for the puppy she surprised me with on my birthday.

 

And when it comes to clothes, I barely have a say anymore. Every week she brings home more designer outfits for me, saying she “couldn’t resist.” Honestly, bob, it’s exhausting having such a generous and selfless wife – but someone has to put up with it.

 

I wasn't even gonna mention this part, but twice a week we go out and hit all the bars. She pays the bar fine for me after I pick out my two favorite girls of the night and then we bring them back to our place for some fun. 
 

Life has never been better after marrying a Thai woman. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one!

...I'm calling BS on this one!

[mokwit]

Just now, BarBoy said:

...I'm calling BS on this one!

No, his wife  is Hi So Thai Chinese from a good family with an overseas Masters degree in finance and works for an investment bank.

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, mokwit said:

No, his wife  is Hi So Thai Chinese from a good family with an overseas Masters degree in finance and works for an investment bank.

really?

 

do you have her LINE ID?

[ChumpChange]

12 minutes ago, mokwit said:

You forgot to mention that she bought your dad a top of the range pickup and built houses for bote your parents and your aunt (whose car payments she also pays).

 

Oh wow, you’re absolutely right, I completely forgot about those things! My bad. She did, in fact, buy my dad that top-of-the-range electric SUV last year. How could I forget that she also built houses for both my parents and my 3 uncles. And yes, she even covers my nephews car payments every month because, you know, why not.

 

Now that you mention it, I also forgot to mention that she bought my brother a brand-new Ducati because she thought his KTM “didn’t suit his style.” Oh, and she’s paying the school fees for my kids from my previous marriage, she insists on giving them “the best education money can buy.” Honestly, she’s so thoughtful it’s hard to keep track of all the amazing things she does.

 

Thanks for reminding me. I’d probably forget my own head if she weren’t there to hold it for me!

[ChumpChange]

4 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

...I'm calling BS on this one!

 

It's the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the plain truth!

 

Regards,

 

Chumps.

 

[BarBoy]

3 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

It's the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the plain truth!

 

Regards,

 

Chumps.

 

If you say so....

[ChumpChange]

8 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

If you say so....

 

Well, honestly, bob, why would I have any reason to mislead you? You marry a Thai wife, and that’s just what you get. It sounds like you’ve got the same setup though, right? So I’m extremely pleased to hear I’m not the only sorry geezer who’s now got it made in the shade.

 

Coming to Thailand with nothing but a suitcase full of worn out T-shirts and holes in all my pant's pockets and then marrying a Thai wife has completely changed my life. I couldn’t have planned it better if I’d tried. Here’s to us lucky blokes living the dream!

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Well, honestly, bob, why would I have any reason to mislead you? You marry a Thai wife, and that’s just what you get. It sounds like you’ve got the same setup though, right? So I’m extremely pleased to hear I’m not the only sorry geezer who’s now got it made in the shade.

 

Coming to Thailand with nothing but holes in my pockets and then marrying a Thai wife has completely changed my life. I couldn’t have planned it better if I’d tried. Here’s to us lucky blokes living the dream!

....I thought you liked men?

[khunJam]

50 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Mrs. Neville (born to a family of wealthy landowners) is your classic sugar mama. She always takes care of the bill and would find it very offensive if I ever offered to pay. She's been a bit grumpy of late but we have now kissed and made up, and she's taking me for a slap up meal later tonight at one of the most expensive joints in town..

 

She dresses me in the all finest clobber, my wardrobe is full of swanky shirts and snazzy jeans - she's definitely a keeper.

You have no credibility whatsoever Mr Bob.

[BarBoy]

4 minutes ago, khunJam said:

You have no credibility whatsoever Mr Bob.

and you do, khunSpam?...

 

Colin.

[ChumpChange]

4 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

....I thought you liked men?

Men, trannies, ladyboys, the full Monty, bob, just like you. The wife's just for show and to keep the dosh rolling in. You know I'm on the same door-dash as you, mate, so what are you on about? A bit of extra cheeky banter to wind me up or are you just pulling my third leg bruv?

[Will B Good]

At  the risk of annoying people who have heard all this before.....yes....she has footed the bill for..........

 

Three bedroom house, all ensuite

1,500 sq ft of outdoor living space with pool table, bar, kitchen, veranda

Around 40 rai of land

A one bedroom, resort type house house 

 

....and she's halfway through building a  rustic 'restaurant' and bar.

 

 

To be fair.....if we go out, I pay for all the food and drink.....fortunately she doesn't drink.

[BarBoy]

3 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Men, trannies, ladyboys, the full Monty, bob, just like you. The wife's just for show and to keep the dosh rolling in. You know I'm on the same door-dash as you, mate, so what are you on about? A bit of extra cheeky banter to wind me up or are you just pulling my third leg bruv?

Sorry ChumpChange but I have no idea who you are, you seem to have taken a real liking to me and keep calling me bob..

 

Was that the name of your ex husband?...

 

Colin.

[chickenslegs]

31 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

...I'm calling BS on this one!

 

Bob Smith?

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, Will B Good said:

At  the risk of annoying people who have heard all this before.....yes....she has footed the bill for..........

 

Three bedroom house, all ensuite

1,500 sq ft of outdoor living space with pool table, bar, kitchen, veranda

Around 40 rai of land

A one bedroom, resort type house house 

 

....and she's halfway through building a  rustic 'restaurant' and bar.

 

 

To be fair.....if we go out, I pay for all the food and drink.....fortunately she doesn't drink.

Nice one mate 🙂 

 

Do you know who this ChumpChange character is? He keeps trying to hit on me.

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, chickenslegs said:

 

Bob Smith?

Bull Poo.

[Will B Good]

Just now, BarBoy said:

Nice one mate 🙂 

 

Do you know who this ChumpChange character is? He keeps trying to hit on me.

 

Not a clue....555

 

[ChumpChange]

7 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Sorry ChumpChange but I have no idea who you are, you seem to have taken a real liking to me and keep calling me bob..

 

Was that the name of your ex husband?...

 

Colin.

Oh, my apologies, Colin! I must’ve gotten my wires crossed. It’s just that you remind me so much of this bloke named bob, same incredible wit, same charm, same unmatched swagger, same uncanny knack for denial. It’s almost spooky, really. But if you insist you’re not him, who am I to argue? Must be a complete coincidence that bob vanished and Colin showed up within days and with the same impeccable taste for tall tales.

 

As for my ex-husband? No, his name wasn’t bob… but funny you’d mention that. He did have a striking resemblance to you, right down to the selective memory and flair for reinvention. Anyway, Colin, let’s not dwell on the past. You’re a new man, after all.

 

Toodle-oo,

 

ChumpChange.

 

 

[chiang mai]

Yes, between 30% and 40% of the time, frequently on big ticket items such as house interior/garden upgrades.

[Ralf001]

Yeah both foot the bill, we take turns.