I just gave the wife a handmade bra that I got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur.
Aww, how sweet She giggled. Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?
I said, No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction.
the previous administration told Putin to invade the Ukraine. The previous administration told Hamas to attack Israel.
What bull excrement are you peddling today 🥱
Paddy goes into work one Monday and says to his workmates, "My brother dropped dead on Saturday, He was only 37, in perfect health, never smoked or drank, worked out everyday, he just dropped dead."
His workmates said, "kinell, Paddy, what happened?"
Paddy said, "His parachute didn't open!"
I don't know if they're lying to get out of trouble or they're really too stupid to understand how their driving is dangerous. How many times have you seen these people speeding around in pickups driving like <deleted>. They do this all day every day and then when one of them kills his child he's shocked and crying, doesn't know what happened maybe it was brake failure, micro-sleep etc... etc... Are you stupid or lying is the question.
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