Would you rather be Congolese or Korean?

[BigLek]

You do the math...

 

[Harrisfan]

Are the Brits negative?

[FriscoKid]

14 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Are the Brits negative?

Brits are at the global average, which is bigger than Aussies like yourself, Susan.

[connda]

No wonder Thai gals tell Yanks - "You so biggggg!"  And no wonder Thai gals aren't too hot on Africans.

[FriscoKid]

56 minutes ago, connda said:

No wonder Thai gals tell Yanks - "You so biggggg!"  And no wonder Thai gals aren't too hot on Africans.

They don't know a Yank from a Brit. They generally only know white, black, Indian, Chinese (or Asian) and Arab. 

[troy]

3 hours ago, connda said:

No wonder Thai gals tell Yanks - "You so biggggg!" 

 

They probably tell Koreans the same thing.

[simon43]

As a scientist, (but not with a huge interest in penises), I wonder why the guys in the Congo have such big willies.

 

Do they hang weights on them?  Perhaps the length is big but the girth is small, like a pipe-cleaner.

 

And what about the DRC (Democratic Republic of the Congo), just next door? Surely they must also feature in the big willie chart?

[Tarteso]

Moved to Ladies forum.. 

[Ralf001]

6 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

They don't know a Yank from a Brit. They generally only know white, black, Indian, Chinese (or Asian) and Arab. 

 

And Yellow man.

[Grumpy one]

11 hours ago, BigLek said:

You do the math...

 

It appears Americans are not Big Dicks after all  

[fredwiggy]

2 hours ago, Grumpy one said:

It appears Americans are not Big Dicks after all  

Well, some are

[NorthernRyland]

6 hours ago, simon43 said:

As a scientist, (but not with a huge interest in penises), I wonder why the guys in the Congo have such big willies.

 

That's how they attract their big bottomed mates.

[newbee2022]

13 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

Brits are at the global average, which is bigger than Aussies like yourself, Susan.

That's small enough, thanks Long John

[ChrisKC]

14 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Are the Brits negative?

Speaking for myself - certainly not!

 

And you are not the kind of person I would wish to prove it to!

[Harrisfan]

Just now, ChrisKC said:

Speaking for myself - certainly not!

 

And you are not the kind of person I would wish to prove it to!

Ok I will give you an inch then.

[Liverpool Lou]

14 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Are the Brits negative?

No, most of us are positively off that scale.

[Grumpy one]

2 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Well, some are

Can't argue with that  

[fredwiggy]

3 minutes ago, Grumpy one said:

Can't argue with that  

That could go two ways of course.

[fredwiggy]

7 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

No, most of us are positively off that scale.

A vagina?

[ChrisKC]

44 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Ok I will give you an inch then.

To those offered an inch, they will often take a yard but in my case that would be an exaggeration.

 

I have never been inclined to brag about matters of matters irrelevant!

 

At the same time I recognise the need for some adults to engage in boys' playground humour

 

And for that I can't even compensate you with a look of mild mirth!

[Harrisfan]

47 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

No, most of us are positively off that scale.

The ladyboys will love you.

[FriscoKid]

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

The ladyboys will love you.

You should know Hare-Brained-Harris.

[rough diamond]

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

The ladyboys will love you.

You must know what they like then in order for you to make such a knowledgeable, and for you erudite statement!