The art of no deal. Always winning! The question is, if Trump walked into McDonald's, and they were running a special-buy one Happy Meal get one free-would the Cheeseburgler and Convict-in-Chief be able to successfully negotiate to upsize his fries, even if he were willing to pay bigly extra for it?
 

Alas, another phone call, another day in the life of the non-achieving peacemaker. Never mind, just continue bombing Yemen. It's all good. 

 

 

Even iif it w as   a crap phone call,the orange con will say different, Not as if we are going to hear the the murdering animals  side of the story.

Don’t be daft, he will achieve peace with Ukraine and Russia within 24 hours of taking office. Oh, wait…

Total stitch up. After remorselessly bombing Ukraine's infrastructure, Russia agrees not to for 30 days (having achieved its aim) thus putting the pressure on Ukraine to agree to stop retaliating.

 

In addition, how can you have peace negotiations between one side and their best mate, completely cutting out the other side.

2 hours ago, Briggsy said:

 

 

In addition, how can you have peace negotiations between one side and their best mate, completely cutting out the other side.

Well it worked out fine in Afghanistan .. ..oh wait 

God Bless president Trump. Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called sons of God.

 

Look, we had a call. Me and Vlad. Unus ad unum. My anus too. A big call. Some people said it was going to be very important with a level of importance, the likes of which the world has never seen before. The best people said that. Tremendous things were supposed to happen. But you know what? Total waste of taxpayer time. Nothing got done. Absolutely nothing. It was a nothing burger, folks. You ever have a burger with nothing in it? No meat. No cheese. Not even any of that vegetable they call ketchup? Just an empty bun. My empty buns. Not even a side order of fries. That’s what this call was. We talked for 90 minutes, we said things, we played pong on Hunter Biden's laptop, but at the end of the day, I achieved absolutely nothing. No peace. I was useless. Should have been doing something great, something historic. Winning peace prizes. Instead? I was utterly and completely hopeless. I am an abomination. A complete joke. A hoax. Even the do-nothing democrats agree that I am a waste of orange colored skin cream. There was nothing bigly about it. Sad. China! Tariffs!

Don't worry, Fat Daddy will take care of everything, they said...

 

THE PERFECT PHONE CALL 

 

BRRRRING BRRRRING

 

Vlad: Yellooo!

 

Donnie: Listen, Vla--

 

Vlad: Pee Pee tape.

 

Donnie: ...

 

Vlad: Everything for me, nothing for you. [CLICK]

 

Donnie: But but but I got a friend who likes that white powder that makes him do Nazi salutes, Vlad...

 

Vlad: [dial tone]

 

Musk: Entitlements!  Fraud!  Must!  Cut!  Need tax cuts! 

 

[Dancing around the room like a dork pretending he has a chainsaw]

VROOM VROOM 

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