A shemale a day keeps the doctor away.

[Robert_Smith]

Just had a cracking morning session with an LB. Sensuous massage, fully body and all the extras...

 

They weren't even supposed to be open but she saw me in the window and waved me into the shop. She/he was gorgeous..

 

Regards,

Bob.

[Yagoda]

26 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Just had a cracking morning session with an LB. Sensuous massage, fully body and all the extras...

 

They weren't even supposed to be open but she saw me in the window and waved me into the shop. She/he was gorgeous..

 

Regards,

Bob.

The first thing that hit my just still half asleep brain this morning.

 

I read it before I sipped my coffee so I avoided spew.

 

Fabulous!  What a great start to my day! Thanks Bob............................5555555 🙂

[JoseThailand]

Keeps the proctologist away?

[cjinchiangrai]

40 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Just had a cracking morning session with an LB. Sensuous massage, fully body and all the extras...

 

They weren't even supposed to be open but she saw me in the window and waved me into the shop. She/he was gorgeous..

 

Regards,

Bob.

I expected to see you on the atrium floor at Central. Nice to hear that you found a hobby instead.

[hotandsticky]

Just now, cjinchiangrai said:

I expected to see you on the atrium floor at Central. Nice to hear that you found a hobby instead.

 

 

That's not a hobby.....................it is a calling.

[Robert_Smith]

17 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

The first thing that hit my just still half asleep brain this morning.

 

I read it before I sipped my coffee so I avoided spew.

 

Fabulous!  What a great start to my day! Thanks Bob............................5555555 🙂

No worries buddy 👍 

 

Bob.

[Jeff the Chef]

Bob, is it true you are not gay if you don't give her a reach around?

[quake]

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Just had a cracking morning session with an LB. Sensuous massage, fully body and all the extras..

 

What's a LB,  a Large Bloke.  

[Mike_Hunt]

49 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Just had a cracking morning session with an LB. Sensuous massage, fully body and all the extras...

 

They weren't even supposed to be open but she saw me in the window and waved me into the shop. She/he was gorgeous..

 

Regards,

Bob.

Did he make you bleed?

[JAS21]

A shemale a day keeps the doctor away… maybe most doctors, but certainly not Dr Dick ….

[Yagoda]

5 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

No worries buddy 👍 

 

Bob.

I would love it if you could find one thats a midget LB. 

 

I had a girl midget (Note to self: make sure I specify in this topic) in Pattaya ages go. 

 

I dont know if it was his post or the deadpan delivery, but that should be POTY. Great job Bob

[Mason45]

12 minutes ago, Jeff the Chef said:

Bob, is it true you are not gay if you don't give her a reach around?

Bob's not gay but the guy he's porking could be.

[bendejo]

31 minutes ago, JoseThailand said:

Keeps the proctologist away?

Does wonders for the digestion.

 

[hotsun]

These are probably the only kind of his threads that everyone believes

[FlorC]

Is Bob that guy in White lotus S03E05 that tells his sex adventures in Thailand ?

(about 31 minutes in )

[Serenity_Now]

For all the anti Bobbers out there beware 
I picture Bob As the guy from Silence of the Lambs

She puts the lotion in the Basket

You just know hes tucking and dancing away 
scarey

[JoseThailand]

10 minutes ago, bendejo said:

Does wonders for the digestion.

 

And the excretion

[marin]

Did you go have a big breakfast first?

 

 

 

[Robert_Smith]

2 minutes ago, marin said:

Did you go have a big breakfast first?

 

 

 

This was before my morning coffee!

 

Bob.

[Captain Flack]

I have removed a troll post. This maybe the community pub, but suggesting someone should commit suicide is unacceptable. @Grumpy one

 

There are plenty of other topics, if you don’t like one, just move to another.

 

Rule 9. You will not post disruptive or inflammatory messages. You will respect other members and post in a civil manner. Personal attacks, insults or hate speech posted on the  forum or sent by private message are not allowed.

[bendejo]

9 minutes ago, JoseThailand said:

 

And the excretion

 

I don't know if the term ever caught on, but some years ago teevee ads in the US would sell laxatives using the word regularity.   That was the word that first came to mind, but a quick web search didn't confirm that definition.

But you get the picture.  Perhaps it ruined your breakfast.

 

[Oliver Holzerfilled]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

Just had a cracking morning session with an LB...and all the extras..

Regards,

Bob.

 

[short-Timer]

Bob the Knob, this never happened. Mate, you couldn't get laid in a knocking shop with a fist full of ฿1000 notes and everyone knows it.
 

Post photos of the event if you want us to continue the conversation or you are just wasting everyone's time. Sheesh!

[JAG]

2 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Just had a cracking morning session with an LB. Sensuous massage, fully body and all the extras...

 

They weren't even supposed to be open but she saw me in the window and waved me into the shop. She/he was gorgeous..

 

Regards,

Bob.

I didn't realise that sort of thing was available in Poole - I had imagined that you had to go up the coast to Southampton for that level of sophistication!

[Lacessit]

More likely to attract doctors. LB's are one of the chief reservoirs of HIV in Thailand.

[Jeff the Chef]

4 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

More likely to attract doctors. LB's are one of the chief reservoirs of HIV in Thailand.

 

[Robert_Smith]

21 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

More likely to attract doctors. LB's are one of the chief reservoirs of HIV in Thailand.

There are these things called condoms you know.

 

Bob.

[JoseThailand]

Just now, Robert_Smith said:

There are these things called condoms you know.

 

We know you always wear a condom, but what's the point if you are drilled from behind?

[FriscoKid]

5 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

There are these things called condoms you know.

 

Bob.

Bob, those are so eighties now. Go Bareback or go home. 

[StandardIssue]

Are you sure you want to take time from your musings on Asean to be walking on the wild side? ... all the colored girls go do do do do do do do.

 

Just  curious, pitching or catching there Bob?