The worst restaurant experience of my life.

[Robert_Smith]

Tonight was a complete and utter nightmare...

 

I had just arrived back in the big smoke after a nice few days away with my good friend peter.

 

I felt a bit peckish so I headed to one of the most famous sois in the capital and sat at one of the most well known restaurants...

 

Waitress right from the off had a face on her, she looked absolutely furious.

then I ordered a pint of lager and she asked "how drunk are you?"

I said what the hell are you on about (this was my first pint of the day)

she said we have a policy that we don't serve drunk customers.....

 

bear in mind this was in the busiest soi in one of the busiest restaurants in the busiest part of town  - everyone there was drunk to some extent, but this was my first pint...

I was also starving, so I ordered a nice hearty meal as well.

 

when the pint came over she literally threw it at me and gave me a snarling look - at which point i said stick yer pint and food up yer arse, im going to the american joint round the corner, which I did and it was delightful. No fuss, no drama, just chili dogs and chili fries galore with bud on tap....

 

what the hell is going on here at all?

if a waitress behaved that way in the west she would at the very least get a firm dose of the verbals, or even worse get spat on..

 

They really need to up their game - I can't wait till low season when they are all skint and desperate again.

 

regards,

bob.

[rough diamond]

If not one of your usual imaginary tales you had obviously been there before and they recognized you and treated you with the contempt you seemingly deserved!

Well done for the waitress to even try and serve you.

You off course, in the real world, paid for the lager and the food before storming out.

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, rough diamond said:

If not one of your usual imaginary tales you had obviously been there before and they recognized you and treated you with the contempt you seemingly deserved!

Well done for the waitress to even try and serve you.

I was a first time customer.

 

bob.

[rough diamond]

10 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

I was a first time customer.

 

bob.

You mean it was your first dream after you woke up after your afternoon session after your morning session with the LB's!

Just more B.S.

[bkk6060]

20 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

she said we have a policy that we don't serve drunk customers.....

Maybe you just have that "I am a drunk" look about you.  Many alcoholics have the look.  Their heads are miss shaped,  faces very wrinkled, glassy out of it eyes.  Add general " alcoholic face" puffiness, dark circles, look old, redness/flush.

Some report a semi deformity.   Kind of a mentally retarded look.

And, some do not change their clothes from their drunk the day before.  Bad stench of booze.

[Robert_Smith]

4 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Maybe you just have that "I am a drunk" look about you.  Many alcoholics have the look.  Their heads are miss shaped,  faces very wrinkled, glassy out of it eyes.  Add general " alcoholic face" puffiness, dark circles, look old, redness/flush.

Some report a semi deformity.   Kind of a mentally retarded look.

And, some do not change their clothes from their drunk the day before.  Bad stench of booze.

so on a pub street, it's a policy not to serve people who have had a drink??

 

I just don't get it.

 

bob.

[rough diamond]

24 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

I had just arrived back in the big smoke

Which town/city are you referring to?

There are many with that "nickname" around the world.

With your extravagant lifestyle having become so rich there is no way to keep track of your travels.

[Harrisfan]

4 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

so on a pub street, it's a policy not to serve people who have had a drink??

 

I just don't get it.

 

bob.

Stop making up stories

[glegolo18]

Such a nasty 3 idiots that have answered here. I feel a shame over you...

[Robert_Smith]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

Stop making up stories

I"M NOT MAKING IT UP!!!!

 

It just happened about 3 hours ago!!

 

bob.

[rough diamond]

8 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

so on a pub street, it's a policy not to serve people who have had a drink??

 

I just don't get it.

 

bob.

You didn't according to you as you were in the bar not in the street,  Get your story right,

Were you at a roadside "bar" and were refused a drink. Or inside a bar and refused to drink your drink?

Which is it?

[FriscoKid]

Tonight was a complete and utter gay nightmare…

 

I had just arrived back in the big smoke after a nice few days away with my good friend Peter, who I’d been hoping to hook up with for a steamy getaway.

 

I felt a bit frisky, so I headed to one of the most famous cruising spots in the capital and settled in at one of the most well-known places to score…

 

The guy I approached right from the off had a face on him, he looked absolutely furious—maybe he wasn’t into my vibe. Then I made my move, suggesting a quick romp, and he snapped “how desperate are you?” I said what the hell are you on about (this was my first hookup of the night) he said they have a policy not to mess with overly eager guys…..

 

bear in mind this was in the busiest cruising spot in one of the busiest hookup joints in the busiest part of town - everyone there was chasing male tail to some extent, but this was my first go… I was also pent up, so I hinted at something a bit more involved as well.

 

when he finally acknowledged me he practically shoved me away and gave me a snarling look - at which point I said stick yer attitude up yer arse, im going to the american spot round the corner for some real fun, which I did and it was delightful. No fuss, no drama, just hot guys and steamy action galore….

 

what the hell is going on here at all? If a guy acted that way in the west during a gay night out he would at the very least get a firm dose of the verbals, or even worse get spat on..

 

they really need to up their game - I can’t wait till low season when they are all lonely and desperate again.

 

regards, 

blumpkin.

[worgeordie]

It's your face Bob ,....it has to be your face.never a day goes by without some hassle for you.

 

 

regards worgeordie

 

 

[rough diamond]

3 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

it has to be your face.never a day goes by without some hassle for you.

If the sh!t was true most people would realise that they had the problem with the rest of the world and not the way "Blob" tells it!

[short-Timer]

Bob, just avoid all restaurants, bars, pubs, clubs, gyms, coffee shops, cafes, massage shops, hotels, shopping malls, markets, street food stalls, beaches, temples, parks, convenience stores, taxis, buses, boats, sidewalks, rooftops, hospitals, police stations, and anywhere with people, air, or gravity. Problems solved! Unless it’s in Soi 6 and there is a ladyboy standing out in front, then simply don’t enter. Or try the back door instead. 

[Lacessit]

I guess if I was lurching into 2 or 3 tables on my way to my seat, a waitress might look askance at me.

[FriscoKid]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

I can't wait till low season when they are all skint and desperate again.

 

It's low season now, isn't it?

[jaywalker2]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

Tonight was a complete and utter nightmare...

 

I had just arrived back in the big smoke after a nice few days away with my good friend peter.

 

I felt a bit peckish so I headed to one of the most famous sois in the capital and sat at one of the most well known restaurants...

 

Waitress right from the off had a face on her, she looked absolutely furious.

then I ordered a pint of lager and she asked "how drunk are you?"

I said what the hell are you on about (this was my first pint of the day)

she said we have a policy that we don't serve drunk customers.....

 

bear in mind this was in the busiest soi in one of the busiest restaurants in the busiest part of town  - everyone there was drunk to some extent, but this was my first pint...

I was also starving, so I ordered a nice hearty meal as well.

 

when the pint came over she literally threw it at me and gave me a snarling look - at which point i said stick yer pint and food up yer arse, im going to the american joint round the corner, which I did and it was delightful. No fuss, no drama, just chili dogs and chili fries galore with bud on tap....

 

what the hell is going on here at all?

if a waitress behaved that way in the west she would at the very least get a firm dose of the verbals, or even worse get spat on..

 

They really need to up their game - I can't wait till low season when they are all skint and desperate again.

 

regards,

bob.

It was your ex-wife, Bob. Didn’t you recognise her?

[rough diamond]

41 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Bob, just avoid

AN.

[rough diamond]

53 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

It's low season now, isn't it?

But not for it's never ending pointless imaginary (lack of) experience postings.

It should rename itself "Calamity Bob". (or whatever name it is using today) after all the so called self created encounters/scrapes it claims to get in to.

[2long]

2 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

she literally threw it at me

Your wording means that she actually threw it at you. Is that true?

[StandardIssue]

7 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

I was a first time customer.

 

bob.

Well, that's it then. Nobody was there who knew just how much you think of yourself! Send in your entourage first so they know just who will be arriving!

[steven100]

9 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Tonight was a complete and utter nightmare...

 

I had just arrived back in the big smoke after a nice few days away with my good friend peter.

 

I felt a bit peckish so I headed to one of the most famous sois in the capital and sat at one of the most well known restaurants...

 

Waitress right from the off had a face on her, she looked absolutely furious.

then I ordered a pint of lager and she asked "how drunk are you?"

I said what the hell are you on about (this was my first pint of the day)

she said we have a policy that we don't serve drunk customers.....

 

bear in mind this was in the busiest soi in one of the busiest restaurants in the busiest part of town  - everyone there was drunk to some extent, but this was my first pint...

I was also starving, so I ordered a nice hearty meal as well.

 

when the pint came over she literally threw it at me and gave me a snarling look - at which point i said stick yer pint and food up yer arse, im going to the american joint round the corner, which I did and it was delightful. No fuss, no drama, just chili dogs and chili fries galore with bud on tap....

 

what the hell is going on here at all?

if a waitress behaved that way in the west she would at the very least get a firm dose of the verbals, or even worse get spat on..

 

They really need to up their game - I can't wait till low season when they are all skint and desperate again.

 

regards,

bob.

she's just being Thai ....     you did the right thing,  tell them to shove it where the sun don't shine.