I probably should have paid the money.

[MalcolmB]

1 hour ago, 4MyEgo said:

Spend up big MalcolmB, your purgative, however, you would have been the laughing stock, weak in my opinion

It is only an ice cream.

Didnt you buy a bargirl a house and a car?

[1FinickyOne]

23 hours ago, scorecard said:

I wouldn't put my son in that situation. 

You are absolutely correct... the big picture is that the party is ruined - his birthday party - - and only his and he will have that memory forever... 

 

In a very different circumstance, my father acted poorly and ruined my 7 year old birthday party - - and to this day, I never want my birthday to be acknowledged... 

Every year, though my father is long gone, I relive his bad behavior and the repercussions on my life... 

[Packer]

8 hours ago, RamblingOn said:

When in Rome do as the Romans!!!!

 

Remove 'as'. 😁

[NanLaew]

21 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Big hole in that story.

At KFC you line up and order before the food comes, they don’t bring a bill.

About as factual as this swenswens April fools story that did bring out the kii niaow farangs of this forum. 
 

Good try

 

That's right. You weren't there about 15 years ago in Khon Kaen.

[FritsSikkink]

On 4/2/2025 at 12:33 PM, Packer said:

But sometimes Thais make me want to pull out my hair.

 

It was my son's 11th birthday. We organized an ice cream cake at Swensen's at the shopping mall his friends and him hangout at every Saturday. He chose a 3lb chocolate ice cream cake, and arranged with his friends to meet him here at the specified time. More than enough for the 7 or 8 of his friends that showed up. First came one of their mothers, a loud busybody that never shuts up, straight away she was into dragging my son to the fridge to go through all the different cakes even though he had already chosen it. Then going through the entire menu with him even though he had already chosen it. Every one sits down, the plates and glasses of water arrive, everyone is chatting and laughing. The busybody comes down with the menus and is in everyone's face going through every page getting them to order sundae's etc. There's a big ice cream cake coming, why not just sit down and shut up. She's making them choose then double choose then triple choose pointing out extras. Everyone's settled and laughing and joking and then she declares we're going to move tables to the slightly wider table behind. Everyone has their bags and toys and phones and plates and glasses of water out on the table already, most don't even hear her because they're in the zone. She forces everyone up to move to the other table. The sundaes she made everyone order even though the big cake was ordered and coming started arriving and she was up trying to organize who gets what and what extras do they they want, maybe add this, maybe add that why not get this too etc just sit down and shut up. Each kid gets a big slice of the 3lb cake and loves it, none can finish the slice of cake and their sundae, of course. 

 

It came to the end and I got up to pay and told the waitress to bill me for the only the cake. Of course this simple request almost melted the minds, brains and computer system in the store and took 10 minutes and numerous managers and staff to figure out. 

 

I paid the 800 baht for the cake and left, leaving the rest of the 1,700 baht bill for the busybody motormouth to take care of. Maybe next time she'll sit down and shut up and let everybody enjoy their own time. 

 

It's now going round on group chat's that my son's father is tight and stingy and not good. 

 

 

Thailand. 

Why did you act like a door mat during the whole event?

[pomchop]

A very good Thai phrase to know and use is :  YAK BIN....means seperate checks...When seperate bins show up in front of each person some of them might get the message that you order it, you pay for it.

 

Also comes in handy with falangs who want to order extra expensive food and beverages and then divide the bill evenly.

[MartinL]

15 hours ago, 4MyEgo said:

Spend up big MalcolmB, your purgative ... 

Good choice of last word there! Freudian slip?

 

I'm sure we know what you meant, though.