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1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

This is aimed at expats who live alone , particularly in Pattaya or Chiang Mai or Cebu or Da Nang or Siem Reap 

 

If you live in a Condo  by yourself, do you have a Will or any instructions to a local Lawyer 

 

Who checks up on you to see if you are still alive ?

 

Do you have any instructions to your family back home if you don't answer your messages?

 

 

If they live alone, who cares.

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When I die alone...

 

I want to have my ACs cranked up...

 

FULL BLAST....

 

So that I don't stink too much, when.....

 

They finally find me....

 

Three months from the date I am deceased.

 

((As to who might pay the electric bill...I leave this question to the gods....))

 

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Unfortunately my shadow of a misses is never more than about 5 feet from my side so the chances of me getting to die alone are in the negative, I can't even go down to the pub for a couple of beers with my buddies without WWIII unless there are significant shopping costs remuneration involved :coffee1:

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3 minutes ago, PomPolo said:

Unfortunately my shadow of a misses is never more than about 5 feet from my side so the chances of me getting to die alone are in the negative, I can't even go down to the pub for a couple of beers with my buddies without WWIII unless there are significant shopping costs remuneration involved :coffee1:

 

 

I want to slip away.....

 

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12 minutes ago, simon43 said:

When I went back to Myanmar last year, I gave my brother in the UK some brief instructions as to what to do if I got in the way of a stray bullet, (or bus).

 

- Burn me and chuck my ashes in the river

- Don't bother searching for $$$ bank accounts, gold jewelry etc 'cos there ain't any

 

I'm currently in Jomtien at my condo (can't get back to Myanmar right now - visas have been suspended). If I died, the first that people would know of it would be the smell, but that might take some time since all the condo building residents seem to be permanently overcome by cannabis smoke....

 

How can you be sure that you do not smell now?

 

 

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Final trip down the road to the local monastery on the back of a pick up. (same old rusty heap that everyone else rides on I presume) All expenses paid trip courtesy of our 3 village insurance fund.

 

And that will be all folks!

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34 minutes ago, DEKEM said:

I live alone.  and it occurred to me to have a list of contacts printed on paper for people to contact if I died.  I have the paper with list of names hanging on the wall of my apartment in 2 locations.  on the back of my front door and on the head post of my bed. just common sense.

 

I was thinking about how to avoid dying, alone in my condo. If suspecting a sudden onset of say; heart attack or stroke, assuming I could use the phone, what emergency number is it best to call for an urgent ambulance or medical assistance? Should I register with the nearest hospital (only about 750 metres away)? 

 

 

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14 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

This is aimed at expats who live alone , particularly in Pattaya or Chiang Mai or Cebu or Da Nang or Siem Reap 

 

If you live in a Condo  by yourself, do you have a Will or any instructions to a local Lawyer 

 

Who checks up on you to see if you are still alive ?

 

Do you have any instructions to your family back home if you don't answer your messages?

 

 

If you are dead I doubt if you would care

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