Decisions, decisions, where to stay in retirement?

[safarimike11]

19 hours ago, simon43 said:

I thought that I had this sorted.  Move to the Philippines so that I get my UK state index-linked pension (due to start payments in 6 weeks from now).  But the lack of annual increases won't be a financial problem for me just now, and I've never been to the PI anyway...

 

I was teaching in Mandalay.  I came back to Thailand for a couple of weeks to sort out a 'base' condo at Jomtien Beach. 7,000 baht a month for a modern studio condo that's 300 metres from the beach 🙂

 

During my absence, Mother Nature decided to 'throw' an earthquake in Mandalay!  Thousands are dead, many buildings destroyed.  

 

So I flew up to Luang Prabang in north Laos, the UNESCO city where I have lived off and on for many years between my teaching contracts in Burma. A beautiful place (NOT NOW!).

 

Big shock on this visit!  Gone was the sleepy Lao town by the Mekong river.  Now, as a result of the new train from China, the town is bursting with Chinese tourists AND Chinese businesses.  The central peninsula area is jammed with white tourist vans.  The outskirt hills of the town are being scraped away and huge Chinese hotels being built. The Mekong river will become a non-flowing lake when the next Chinese dam just north of the town is in operation, (The Xayaburi dam south of the town already stops natural river flow).

 

I'm so disappointed with Luang Prabang now.... 'paradise' destroyed by the 'locusts'.

 

What to do?  The local international school in Luang Prabang asked me to teach at the school.

 

Then I got an email from Mandalay begging me to return to teach again.

 

What I don't want to do in my retirement is simply do nothing, get fat, drink beer and catch STDs from 'professional' woman.

 

What would you do?

I would stay retired in Pattaya.

[safarimike11]

17 hours ago, simon43 said:

Jomtien is indeed full of Russians.  My condo building is full of them - some Germans and me when I'm in town.  But it's not a retirement destination for me.  Also, my condo building stinks of cannabis 24/7, which is not nice...

 

I was in Chiang Mai last week.  Too much smoke pollution, and that's also the problem in Laos and Myanmar.

How about Cambodia?

[Burma Bill]

20 hours ago, simon43 said:

 

 

What would you do?

 

Hello Simon. May I suggest Mandalay again. There must be many decent folk who regard you as a good friend and would appreciate all your efforts on their behalf. Many families must be traumatised and in need of support and encouragement.  Yes, there will be much devastation but in time, infrastructure and lives will be rebuilt.  In my opinion, one positive outcome is the weakening of the Burmese Junta through international condemnation of its lack of response to the tragic disaster and lack of help to the citizens. I am sure there will be a political change sooner rather than later.

I wish I could visit Mandalay (and Rangoon) again, but with my mobility problems, not for the foreseeable future

[jaideedave]

18 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

You see?

 

THIS is why I always insist that the ChiCom Bandits will ALWAYS destroy nature, in every case.

 

This is part of communism, and is part of authoritarian rule.

 

This is why the ChiComs will, one day, even destroy Earth's Moon, once they land there.

 

There is no solution other than the overthrow of the Marxist-Leninist state, and we must tear down all Mao statues, too.

 

I just hope it is not too late, and that some of the damage can be corrected, in due course.

 

My view is that CM is the best place to retire.

So, I suggest that you do so.

 

We used to go on big bike road trips to Cambodia 10 years ago. I've seen what the ChiComs have done to Sihanookville for example. A deserted oasis on unfinished high rises. Its fooked now. Luang Prabang was a quiet backpacker place before the railway line. They are raping Laos IMHO. They cause nothing but grief wherever they go.

[rumak]

19 hours ago, sidjameson said:

Another place bites the dust.

South east Asia is not what it used to be.

I first arrived in 95 when the population was half what it is today. Average age was twenty years younger. Temps were two degrees cooler.Tourism was a trickle not a flood. No burning season that I remember. Most places were without traffic jams. Get away from the main spots and locals hadn't spoken to a foreigner before.

 

Sorry it's off topic, the OP just made me sad.

 

19 hours ago, sidjameson said:

Another place bites the dust.

South east Asia is not what it used to be.

I first arrived in 95 when the population was half what it is today. Average age was twenty years younger. Temps were two degrees cooler.Tourism was a trickle not a flood. No burning season that I remember. Most places were without traffic jams. Get away from the main spots and locals hadn't spoken to a foreigner before.

 

Sorry it's off topic, the OP just made me sad.

 

You forgot to mention one other factor in the equation :   You (we) are now 30 years OLDER  than in 1995 !

Whenever i got restless I would go for a ride .  And.... i also moved many times. 

hmmm   those options not very sustainable as age creeps up.

 

[Randy99]

I retired, came to Thailand, bought a 250cc Honda mb and have not really stopped touring on it for 5 years.  I stop in nice places here and there, usually rural and hang out for a month or two, make a few friends and move on.  I find it very satisfying.  Have a rented bedroom in Phan Thong as my home base to keep immigration happy.

[sidjameson]

7 hours ago, simon43 said:

could stay in south Thailand, but I don't have 800k in the bank

 

Basically, I'm looking for a hot country with clean air, with a coast if possible, easy visa requirements for Brits etc, especially for impoverished Brits!

I have the same requirements and I always end up Thailand south of Hua Hin as the best option.

 

Bit nosey, but you've been earning relatively good money for years and living frugally. Where has all the money gone? Expensive coke habit? 🤣

[VBF]

59 minutes ago, jaideedave said:

We used to go on big bike road trips to Cambodia 10 years ago. I've seen what the ChiComs have done to Sihanookville for example. A deserted oasis on unfinished high rises. Its fooked now. Luang Prabang was a quiet backpacker place before the railway line. They are raping Laos IMHO. They cause nothing but grief wherever they go.

Agree about "Snooky".

There is a thread here somewhere from a guy who posted before (the Chinese invasion) and after pictures.

I was last there in 2011 and I am horrified at what has happened to the place. There was even a pic showing the signboard of the place I used to stay (Beach Club) on a rubbish tip so that had been bulldozed!

 

Sorry to be racist but where the Chinese go, uncontrolled development and destruction seem to follow!

[Cat Boy]

21 hours ago, save the frogs said:

 

Exactly. Continue working as long as you possibly can because retirement can be dreadfully boring.

 

I stopped working recently and I'm going nuts. The bars do not fill the void for me.

 

There's so much more to life than simply working. 

 

What was your first clue that simply hanging out in bars everyday, endlessly drinking, inevitable alcoholism and unmitigated hangovers without any mental stimulation would somehow be unfulfilling? 

 

Travel, read, learn,.... or just chill out, blinking and breathing taking in life everywhere around you 

[Andrewdownunder]

20 hours ago, sidjameson said:

Another place bites the dust.

South east Asia is not what it used to be.

I first arrived in 95 when the population was half what it is today. Average age was twenty years younger. Temps were two degrees cooler.Tourism was a trickle not a flood. No burning season that I remember. Most places were without traffic jams. Get away from the main spots and locals hadn't spoken to a foreigner before.

 

Sorry it's off topic, the OP just made me sad.

great point. it used to be heavenly everyday. times have changed in many ways. We were the lucky ones to experience life in Asia in the nineties. I actually experienced Asia in the sixties too. One day in 1964 I woke up on a cruise ship and we were in Hong Kong. those were the days my friend. it was incredible.  it is sad things have changed so much. still enjoy it. just not the same.

[Harrisfan]

43 minutes ago, sidjameson said:

I have the same requirements and I always end up Thailand south of Hua Hin as the best option.

 

Bit nosey, but you've been earning relatively good money for years and living frugally. Where has all the money gone? Expensive coke habit? 🤣

Women

[newnative]

20 hours ago, simon43 said:

Jomtien is indeed full of Russians.  My condo building is full of them - some Germans and me when I'm in town.  But it's not a retirement destination for me.  Also, my condo building stinks of cannabis 24/7, which is not nice...

 

I was in Chiang Mai last week.  Too much smoke pollution, and that's also the problem in Laos and Myanmar.

     Lots of other places besides Jomtien in Greater Pattaya.   Spouse and I are now enjoying the Darkside.  I agree it is good to keep busy in retirement.

[Harrisfan]

18 minutes ago, newnative said:

     Lots of other places besides Jomtien in Greater Pattaya.   Spouse and I are now enjoying the Darkside.  I agree it is good to keep busy in retirement.

Have you see Darth Vader there ?

[simon43]

4 hours ago, Photoguy21 said:

"Mandalay begging me to return" really or did you just wake up from the dream? I really can not imagine them begging you to return.

 

Lol!  Here's an extract from the school's recent email to me:

 

"...

We do appreciate your efforts and you're one of the best science teachers of ***.

Please let us know your thoughts on returning to Myanmar

"

Of course, maybe I was the last of their choices 🙂  But it's not going to happen.  I have very delicate lungs, (which is why I moved from the UK some 23 years ago - needed a warmer/humid climate). Sadly, the air pollution in Myanmar, Laos and north Thailand is too much for my lungs, even though others are not affected.  My condo in Jomtien on the 15th floor near the beach seems to have good clean ocean air, so my lungs are OK there.

[simon43]

2 hours ago, sidjameson said:

I have the same requirements and I always end up Thailand south of Hua Hin as the best option.

 

Bit nosey, but you've been earning relatively good money for years and living frugally. Where has all the money gone? Expensive coke habit? 🤣

No.... www.TeacherSimon.org 

 

I prefer to use my spare money to help others.  I never consider living the good life with my spare money.  I have spent a fortune on school books over the years!

[DaRoadrunner]

8 hours ago, simon43 said:

Right, there is one small problem there - I don't have a spare 200k euro lying about the place... 🙂  I don't need citizenship, I just need a cheap, hot place with clean air...

"I just need a cheap, hot place with clean air..." ..... Sounds like my apartment. Though there is hot air eminating from the mouth of Lady Roadrunner.

[GammaGlobulin]

7 hours ago, Woke to Sounds said:

Chiang Mai might've been the best place to retire 20 years ago, but with all the burning it's a hellhole now in terms of air quality.

 

Still good.

Believe me.

[GammaGlobulin]

5 hours ago, jaideedave said:

We used to go on big bike road trips to Cambodia 10 years ago. I've seen what the ChiComs have done to Sihanookville for example. A deserted oasis on unfinished high rises. Its fooked now. Luang Prabang was a quiet backpacker place before the railway line. They are raping Laos IMHO. They cause nothing but grief wherever they go.

 

I agree.

This is a direct result of lack of DEMOCRACY....

Believe me.

 

There is NO pushback possible from the populace, due to the lack of DEMOCRACY.

 

The people who push back get locked up.

 

The lawyers who fight for the environment get locked up.

 

This is the Commie State, for sure.

 

 

[Sierra Tango]

• Panama:

  Panama's Pensionado program is widely considered one of the most attractive retirement visa programs globally. It offers discounts on various services, and the income requirement is relatively low (around $1,000 per month). 

   
• Portugal:

  The D7 Visa, also known as the passive income visa, is another popular option. It allows individuals with income from pensions, investments, rental income, or other sources to live in Portugal. 

   
• Costa Rica:

  Costa Rica offers a pensioned visa that requires a monthly income, usually $1,000.
• Thailand:

  Thailand offers a Long Stay Visa (O-A visa) for those over 50 who do not intend to work in the country. 

   
• The Philippines:

  The Philippines has a Special Resident Retiree's Visa (SRRV) program. 

[FruitPudding]

On 4/25/2025 at 8:13 PM, Will B Good said:

Not Isaan

 

Actually, Isaan would be OK for retirement as a single guy. I could see myself back there again.

 

But it's not good for work and it's not really good for raising children.

 

And it's always a bad idea to take your GF or wife back to her village. 

 

 

[Jingthing]

How about Negombo, Sri Lanka?

Retirement stays -- two years renewable. 15K USD in SR bank, 1500 USD monthly transfer, health insurance required. The 15K is not usable unless leaving.

 

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