What makes you certifiably gay?

[scubascuba3]

38 minutes ago, norsurin said:

Its up to people to do what they like.I have a friend who take lady boys on daily bases.Sometimes 2-3 to his hotel.

He said their the best about sex.He also had a ladyboy staying with him for 6 months in Pattaya.Sometimes he take girls..and sometimes a girl and a ladyboy at the same time.He is bisexual.

At least he admits to being bisexual, most LB lovers claim to be heterosexual 

[DezLez]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

Says the site's biggest troll. Projecting. Get a life. 

We/AN are it's life.

[Keeps]

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

I find the fluid you have to consume that cleans you out before the procedure to be worse than the actual procedure itself.

I was going to say exactly that but got bored typing and grabbed another beer instead.

 

The stuff I had was called 'Fleet'. 2 bottles throughout the day before. Supposedly lemon and lime flavour. I can only imagine it tasted more akin to a tramp's underpants. 

 

Things started flowing after the first bottle but midway through the second my toilet room started looking like an IRA prison cell from the 'dirty' protests in the 1980's. 

 

Got to have another one next year due to a long term medical complaint. Can't wait 😞

[FriscoKid]

Just now, DezLez said:

We/AN are it's life.

True. It's sad. It was just banned from posting for 48 hours, but it still spent the entire time lurking on the site. It doesn't get any more desperate and lonely than that. 

[Harrisfan]

3 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

At least he admits to being bisexual, most LB lovers claim to be heterosexual 

What difference does it make? 

[Jeff the Chef]

2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

I've never had the fentanyl and never had the air injection either. In Thailand I think they mainly use Dormicum (a fast acting sleeping pill) together with something else. I'm surprised with the fentanyl you could feel anything though. 
 

I've experienced the rest of the stuff you mentioned, but overall it's not too bad. Rarely any pain, unless the scope pokes your intestines too hard. I find the fluid you have to consume that cleans you out before the procedure to be worse than the actual procedure itself.

 

Dead right, the dreaded drink this and <deleted>e through the eye of a needle, had 12 procedures over 6 months in the UK, always had the anaesthetic, slept like a baby every time.

[DezLez]

Just now, Harrisfan said:

What difference does it make? 

Whether you like other people's reasonable sized dick's or not in your case.

[Harrisfan]

4 minutes ago, DezLez said:

We/AN are it's life.

Why do you stalk me? If you don't like my comments use the ignore feature. The truth is you're a loser like Frisco. No girlfriend. No ability to have a sensible conversation. You sit alone in a condo. That's sad.

[norsurin]

1 minute ago, scubascuba3 said:

At least he admits to being bisexual, most LB lovers claim to be heterosexual 

Rigth.He admit it and not ashamed of it.I meet him in Bangkok last time i was there His a wery nice person He dont take guys only ladyboys and girls he told me.I meet him in a bar in sukumvit with 2 friends of him.They joked about his style and said they respect his choices.The same afternoon they went to Pattaya and his friends said they didn't want to stay in his apartment..and i understand why.

All laughing and had a nice time together in the bar.

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

What difference does it make? 

If you weren't here, it would make absolutely no difference to anyone at all. I can assure you. If anything, everyone would be totally relieved by your departure. Oh, what’s that? Are you seriously about to pathetically brag again about your imaginary “popularity” because you’ve racked up more thumbs-downs than any sad soul in history? Truly, your knack for being the internet’s most gloriously unwanted troll is your only claim to fame.

[FriscoKid]

4 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Why do you stalk me? If you don't like my comments use the ignore feature. The truth is you're a loser like Frisco. No girlfriend. No ability to have a sensible conversation. You sit alone in a condo. That's sad.

 

Nobody’s stalking you, Susan. You just post so much crap that it’s impossible not to trip over it. If calling out your rubbish makes you feel “followed,” maybe take that as a sign to stop posting garbage like a deranged attention seeker.

[DezLez]

7 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Why do you stalk me? If you don't like my comments use the ignore feature. The truth is you're a loser like Frisco. No girlfriend. No ability to have a sensible conversation. You sit alone in a condo. That's sad.

As a stalker it is remarkable  that you continue to insult posters that you have absolutely no knowledge about  with accusations you cannot possibly substantiate.  

I suggest you get out of that bunker/hovel or whatever place you occupy, which is obviously NOT in CM given your total lack of knowledge of the city, 

 

[scubascuba3]

9 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

What difference does it make? 

better to be honest with yourself isn't it? rather than being in denial

[transam]

5 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

If you weren't here, it would make absolutely no difference to anyone at all. I can assure you. If anything, everyone would be totally relieved by your departure. Oh, what’s that? Are you seriously about to pathetically brag again about your imaginary “popularity” because you’ve racked up more thumbs-downs than any sad soul in history? Truly, your knack for being the internet’s most gloriously unwanted troll is your only claim to fame.

How true...........🤗

[DezLez]

2 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

better to be honest with yourself isn't it? rather than being in denial

Harrisfan and honest is an oxymoron!

[Captain Flack]

Multiple flame and troll posts removed.

 

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[Screaming]

9 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

That is definitely gay.

 

other things that make you gay are

- going home early during a drinking session with friends

- not being able to finish a party cone in one go

- driving a 4 cylinder or EV 

-wearing a helmet on a scooter

-drinking soy latte

-not coming to the AN xmas bash 

-being in the navy

-being a lefty

-orange spray tan

-getting a massage without a happy ending

"driving a 4 cylinder or EV"  Ya, I guess your right on that one. 

[bkk6060]

I think many heterosexual males have a gay thought one time or another.  Maybe even experiment watching gay porn.

But, to be "certified" as gay I believe the insertion of a male penis into another male anus or mouth would in fact be considered certified gay.

[Keeps]

10 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

That is definitely gay.

 

other things that make you gay are

- going home early during a drinking session with friends

- not being able to finish a party cone in one go

- driving a 4 cylinder or EV 

-wearing a helmet on a scooter

-drinking soy latte

-not coming to the AN xmas bash 

-being in the navy

-being a lefty

-orange spray tan

-getting a massage without a happy ending

Just been having a little think whilst having a couple of cold ones and something sprung to mind Malky. Very much enjoyed this post but then, I started thinking about finishing a party cone in one go.

 

Isn't this what AUSSIES refer to as a bong? Us Brits call it a bong, I think the Yanks call it a bowl?

 

Now, as you claim to be a Brit, why would you be using the Aussie vernacular? As you are well aware GOAT, I do pick up on your slip ups. I'm a cunning one like that.

 

Time to come clean @MalcolmB? At least do the decent thing and provide me with a plausible explanation. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt if you do.

 

Cheers cobber.

[Harrisfan]

5 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

I think many heterosexual males have a gay thought one time or another.  Maybe even experiment watching gay porn.

But, to be "certified" as gay I believe the insertion of a male penis into another male anus or mouth would in fact be considered certified gay.

Maybe offer a certificate somewhere like the MHS one.

[Harrisfan]

8 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

I think many heterosexual males have a gay thought one time or another.  Maybe even experiment watching gay porn.

But, to be "certified" as gay I believe the insertion of a male penis into another male anus or mouth would in fact be considered certified gay.

There's pansexual, bi to cover dual players. The pans may not like being called gay.

[short-Timer]

7 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Maybe offer a certificate somewhere like the MHS one.

A certifiably dumb idea. 

[VocalNeal]

My friend Mr Happy (nickname) told me "you are only gay if you receive"

[Harrisfan]

2 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

My friend Mr Happy (nickname) told me "you are only gay if you receive"

You are only gay if you only have sex with the same gender.

 

 

[Harrisfan]

7 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

A certifiably dumb idea. 

Be good for you. Gayest guy ever certificate for you. No 1.

[Jingthing]

21 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

I think many heterosexual males have a gay thought one time or another.  Maybe even experiment watching gay porn.

But, to be "certified" as gay I believe the insertion of a male penis into another male anus or mouth would in fact be considered certified gay.

Absolutely WRONG and incredibly IGNORANT.

It's not about actions.

It's simply having emotional and sexual attraction to the same sex and lacking that towards the opposite sex.

No actions ever needed for that to mean you're gay.

[Harrisfan]

5 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Absolutely WRONG and incredibly IGNORANT.

It's not about actions.

It's simply having emotional and sexual attraction to the same sex and lacking that towards the opposite sex.

No actions ever needed for that to mean you're gay.

What if a guy never loves a guy but has sex with them?

[VocalNeal]

11 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

You are only gay if you only have sex with the same gender.

 

 

 

I think you mean sex, not gender. Sex is biological, gender can be anything you think it is.

[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, VocalNeal said:

 

I think you mean sex, not gender. Sex is biological, gender can be anything you think it is.

Only 2 genders.

[DezLez]

28 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

What if a guy never loves a guy but has sex with them?

You should know that answer as nobody could possibly love you no matter their sex/orientation etc.