Marriage

[A. BOOZER]

Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country

Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde

who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm

and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob,

how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her

to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What did you tell her, that you are only 50?"

"No," he replied, "I told her I was 90."