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I Came for a Beer, Not Your Bleedin’ Life's Proper Grim Story!

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No great fan of Harris but Lewie is a bit  much, all bs and recycled myths. In Pattaya two weekends ago I passed the tail end of an interaction between 2 pyssed up males and a Thai lady one of the males was saying to her "yeah how's your sick buffalo" they thought that was the best one ever. Both convulsed with laughter. Like Lewie's stuff, old hat over 20 years ago.

 But who gives a stuff, if people enjoy it carry on.

 

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    I can't think of anything more boring in this world than the thought of another post from you.

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On 7/23/2025 at 12:09 AM, Lewie London said:

 

That’s Pattaya for ya though. One minute you’re mindin’ your own, next minute you’re a therapist for some geezer who only found out what was under the hood after he'd already took it for a spin around the block and back 100 times.

As told for your cheese ham story, get a life man so irrelevant

On 7/22/2025 at 5:09 PM, Lewie London said:

And then came the kicker, lads. Right in the middle of his oversized meltdown he leans in, dead serious, like we’re havin’ some big philosophical debate, and asks me, “Lewie mate… be straight with me, yeah, does this make me gay then?”

You spin a great yarn but you left out your answer to his pressing question: Did you say "Yes" and direct him towards Patpong or did you say "No" and blame it on the heat of the moment and booze? :stoner:

On 7/23/2025 at 8:45 AM, short-Timer said:


I can't think of anything more boring in this world than the thought of another post from you.

Well what's his daily average 70 posts / 80 ? he can't be brilliant all the time, a bit of.patience and tolerance is called for.

He just met this guy, but halfway through his tale, this stranger addresses him as "Lewie, mate?"

What a load of tosh!

 

But one of the funniest dits I've read for a long while - even though this poster seems to have multiple accounts with AN!

On 7/23/2025 at 10:53 AM, Harrisfan said:

Well he cheers up a few.

( Hf Speaking of Lewie)

 

To quote someone else speaking of someone else:

Well he's never done me any harm.

On 7/25/2025 at 6:34 PM, mrwebb8825 said:

You spin a great yarn but you left out your answer to his pressing question: Did you say "Yes" and direct him towards Patpong or did you say "No" and blame it on the heat of the moment and booze? :stoner:

 

5 minutes ago, Mark1969 said:

 

1 Of Bert's finest movies behind "The Bandit" series 😁

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