Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best

patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants

on my operating table because when you open them up,

everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try

electricians! Everything inside them is color

coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think

librarians are the best; everything inside them is

in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like

construction workers. Those guys always understand

when you have a few parts left over at the end, and

when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he

observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the

easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no

balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the

ass are interchangeable."