Four (catholic) Mothers

[A. BOOZER]

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how their sons are getting on.

"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him

'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.

Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down,

but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say

'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first

three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is

a gorgeous, 6' 2",hard bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he

walks into a room, women say, "My God......"