But we can still slag off somchai and sparky .

Yes, and good fun it is to.

Just as long as you don't besmirch the good names of my dogs.....

Mobi. I'm sure your dogs are much more sagacious in terms of football knowledge than our figures of fun, and are certainly not deserving of derision unlike the plonkers on TV.

I've just finished watching football forecast on ESPN with another scouser joining Steve McMahon as the football expert in the shape of a certain Jason McAteer .

So instead of watching 2 former Liverpool players ( and scousers aswell ) giving coverage on the Liverpool v Sunderland game I have to listen to Somchai and Sparky .

Let's hurry it up with the Bangkok beer night .

I've just finished watching football forecast on ESPN with another scouser joining Steve McMahon as the football expert in the shape of a certain Jason McAteer .

So instead of watching 2 former Liverpool players ( and scousers aswell ) giving coverage on the Liverpool v Sunderland game I have to listen to Somchai and Sparky .

Let's hurry it up with the Bangkok beer night .

Eh, Eh calm down, calm down.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oh great! Another dull evening of Somchai and Sparky's lifeless presentation looms. Think I'll go down the boozer instead.

Oh great! Another dull evening of Somchai and Sparky's lifeless presentation looms. Think I'll go down the boozer instead. :D

I'm sure there polishing their brown shoes and shuffeling their comic books as we speak in preperation for another fascinating insight from our resident clowns into the EPL

I'm goin to be missin somchai and sparky for the build up to the Liverpool game 'cause the qualifying for the grand prix is on star sports thank <deleted> .

I'm sure they'll save all their cock-ups for later on tonight when I will be watching them .

And what a shame regarding ESPN , after being undoubtedly the premier sports show in thailand it has now deteriorated into Englands equivalent of channel 5 , with massive re-runs of baseball and that x-games sh#te being shown constantly , I bet the yanks are happy.

I made sure tonight that I did not have to endure there inane drivel by exiting the room at half time.

I watched 5 minutes of one of True Visions so called Thai football chat shows named "Heart of Goals." I was astonished to see that Jabba the Hut has come out of retirement and was presenting the show. In token Thai TV style, Jabba is the funny man and he is accompanied by a nerd (the football expert) and a giggling girlie. All they need now to complete the set of misfits is an ugly ladyboy and a dwarf that can pull silly faces.

I watched 5 minutes of one of True Visions so called Thai football chat shows named "Heart of Goals." I was astonished to see that Jabba the Hut has come out of retirement and was presenting the show. In token Thai TV style, Jabba is the funny man and he is accompanied by a nerd (the football expert) and a giggling girlie. All they need now to complete the set of misfits is an ugly ladyboy and a dwarf that can pull silly faces.

Keep those thoughts to yourself. Turdvisions might just think that's a good idea

I watched 5 minutes of one of True Visions so called Thai football chat shows named "Heart of Goals." I was astonished to see that Jabba the Hut has come out of retirement and was presenting the show. In token Thai TV style, Jabba is the funny man and he is accompanied by a nerd (the football expert) and a giggling girlie. All they need now to complete the set of misfits is an ugly ladyboy and a dwarf that can pull silly faces.

...and a drummer who hits the drum every time he thinks the repartee is funny

I watched 5 minutes of one of True Visions so called Thai football chat shows named "Heart of Goals." I was astonished to see that Jabba the Hut has come out of retirement and was presenting the show. In token Thai TV style, Jabba is the funny man and he is accompanied by a nerd (the football expert) and a giggling girlie. All they need now to complete the set of misfits is an ugly ladyboy and a dwarf that can pull silly faces.

...and a drummer who hits the drum every time he thinks the repartee is funny

.... and a short , weird looking thai guy to run on and throw talcum powder in the dwarf's face .

Although I tried my best to avoid the jokers last night what I did hear was particlularily obnoxious.

(Pity those two dogs named after the brainless jokers).

What is also irritating is the way S and S use their tones to mis pronounce names of players and managers etc, e.g.:

"Loy Keeene"

I suppose we should be glad Wayne ain't fit otherwise we would be hearing a lot tonight about:

'Looney'

Have a nice day,

I watched 5 minutes of one of True Visions so called Thai football chat shows named "Heart of Goals." I was astonished to see that Jabba the Hut has come out of retirement and was presenting the show. In token Thai TV style, Jabba is the funny man and he is accompanied by a nerd (the football expert) and a giggling girlie. All they need now to complete the set of misfits is an ugly ladyboy and a dwarf that can pull silly faces.

...and a drummer who hits the drum every time he thinks the repartee is funny

.... and a short , weird looking thai guy to run on and throw talcum powder in the dwarf's face .

And maybe they should consider an invited audience of teenage students who are told to scream with laughter every time they get the "laugh' signal.

I watched 5 minutes of one of True Visions so called Thai football chat shows named "Heart of Goals." I was astonished to see that Jabba the Hut has come out of retirement and was presenting the show. In token Thai TV style, Jabba is the funny man and he is accompanied by a nerd (the football expert) and a giggling girlie. All they need now to complete the set of misfits is an ugly ladyboy and a dwarf that can pull silly faces.

...and a drummer who hits the drum every time he thinks the repartee is funny

.... and a short , weird looking thai guy to run on and throw talcum powder in the dwarf's face .

And maybe they should consider an invited audience of teenage students who are told to scream with laughter every time they get the "laugh' signal.

Only those teenage students who go to a commercial college of course .

Boro v Newc , truesports 61 , kick off 7:30.

Woodgate and Mido start for Boro , and for the geordies it's Martins and Viduka up front with Michael Owen only making the bench.

Somchai 2 and the raging flame are still shuffling comic books .

Have just been Somchai'ed. They have got no better than last week, still shuffeling comic books and talking <deleted>.

Blackburn beating City 1-0 with 10 minutes to go , Arsenal beast Pompey 3-1 and the Chelski Villa game is 0-0 at the moment.

Had the pleasure of missing Somchai and Sparky last night but have to endure Somchai 2 and the raging flame tonight .

Blackburn beating City 1-0 with 10 minutes to go , Arsenal beast Pompey 3-1 and the Chelski Villa game is 0-0 at the moment.

Had the pleasure of missing Somchai and Sparky last night but have to endure Somchai 2 and the raging flame tonight .

Didn't you notice that Somchai and Sparky had Zico with them last night as a speacial guest, I think you must have been to busy looking for Chavy

Caught the two Jesters on at half -time of the Arsenal match, one can only say that there performance has not improved one little bit from the first weekend. They are still a pile of steaming turd

Well, it's another EPL evening and with it our favourite sports presenters will be back. Can't wait for there informative discussions and sharp dress sense.

I think someone must have told Sparky about this thread as I've noticed he has finally sorted his barnet out , it's done nothing to help his punditry skills though .

Which one is which? There are now 3 of them to cause complete and utter confusion. One is a muppet who just sits there and nods in agreement and occasionally says the same thing as the other. Is it Phil Neal???

I've been a bit slack in posting this because really it wasnt much but .......................

I met sparky !!!!.

I was at future park Rangsit for the Man U Chelski game and ubc were there with the big screens and cameras and I just happened to recognize sparky.

I gave him a wai and he wai'd me back and he asked me who I support and that was about it because I had better things to do than to talk footie with sparky .

I've been a bit slack in posting this because really it wasnt much but .......................

I met sparky !!!!.

I was at future park Rangsit for the Man U Chelski game and ubc were there with the big screens and cameras and I just happened to recognize sparky.

I gave him a wai and he wai'd me back and he asked me who I support and that was about it because I had better things to do than to talk footie with sparky .

You should have got a photo taken with you and him, and then posted it here.

I've been a bit slack in posting this because really it wasnt much but .......................

I met sparky !!!!.

I was at future park Rangsit for the Man U Chelski game and ubc were there with the big screens and cameras and I just happened to recognize sparky.

I gave him a wai and he wai'd me back and he asked me who I support and that was about it because I had better things to do than to talk footie with sparky .

You should have got a photo taken with you and him, and then posted it here.

It could be posted on the other thread "the famous people you've met"

Because I'm not allowed out on derby day ( for my own saftey really ) I'm now watching Somchai and Sparky's build up for the match .

I havent seem them in about a month but can safely say without a doubt that they still talk sh#te , still cant spell , still have crap haircuts and are still shuffling papers .

The build up here in the land of Kangaroos is not much better. Half time, none existent. But at least there is no need to change the language.

Because I couldnt bear listening to Somchai and Sparky at half time I switched over to the Rangers Celtic game and Ferguson scored straight away to put Rangers up 2-0 .................. .

............. it's not been a happy first half at all !.

Because I couldnt bear listening to Somchai and Sparky at half time I switched over to the Rangers Celtic game and Ferguson scored straight away to put Rangers up 2-0 .................. .

............. it's not been a happy first half at all !.

I think they are getting worse not better, but as Sparky is a personal friend of yours have word in his shell like

Because I couldnt bear listening to Somchai and Sparky at half time I switched over to the Rangers Celtic game and Ferguson scored straight away to put Rangers up 2-0 .................. .

............. it's not been a happy first half at all !.

............... but a superb second half .