Motorcycles And Women

[A. BOOZER]

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and

went to heaven. At the gates, St Peter told Arthur, "Since your

motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with

anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out

with God."

St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who

invented motorcycles, eh?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."

God commented: "Well what's the big deal in inventing something that's

pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but

aren't you the inventor of women?"

God said, "Ah , yes."

Well said Arthur "professional to professional, you have some major design

flaws in your invention:

1 There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion

2 it chatters constantly at high speeds

3 Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much

4 the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5 and the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

Hmmmm, you may have some good points there, "replied God, "hold on." God

went to his celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for

the results. The computer then printed out a slip of paper. "Well, it may

be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to

these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours".