One thing I like us a good oil massage or Thai deep tissue massage in Pattaya 

 

nothing to do with sexual massage at all !! 

So don't even think it !

 

I like my back cracked ,my back especially after the gym needs to be out back in place 

Also I was nearly brutally attacked by a ladyboy last week outside that Dluck place so I have been suffering PTSD 

 

In the last few years I have noticed in Pattaya the quality of the massage is not as good as Australia Thai massage even though I'm paying 4 x the price in Australia 

 

Yesterday I had a massage which I thought was quite expensive up near Tony's fitness, 400 baht ,it was 7/10 but one thing I don't like in massages is this.

Don't start talking to me during the massage!!

Where you from ? How long you stay etc ....I don't like it !!!

 

And the one yesterday asked me continually during the massage if I was going to tip  her 100 baht after the massage 

 

I don't pick rough looking places I pick ones who are dressed up traditional,I expect good service , I expect a real Thai massage ,

I expect quality 

 

It seems it's hard to come by 

 

I must admit to do like the Thai blind massage at Jomtien at 250 b 

 

But I'm sorry to say the quality has gone right down , terrible , absolutely 

I will hunt around maybe for more mature aged masseurs 

Do you know where I could get a good massage ,no happy ending etc I don't like that !!

 

Go to a place near boystown and get yourself rubbed down by the twink of your dreams.  I don't bat for the other team so can't offer specific recommendations, but you're barking up the wrong tree by being gay and going to women for massages. 

16 hours ago, flaming dragon said:

Go to a place near boystown and get yourself rubbed down by the twink of your dreams.  I don't bat for the other team so can't offer specific recommendations, but you're barking up the wrong tree by being gay and going to women for massages. 

Or even soi Pothole, some deep voices inviting me last time I cut through that way. 

6 hours ago, jacko45k said:

Or even soi Pothole, some deep voices inviting me last time I cut through that way. 

 

I swear that lot are former bricklayers who donned frocks after hearing about the predilections of some foreigners. 

On 9/16/2025 at 9:55 AM, georgegeorgia said:

One thing I like us a good oil massage or Thai deep tissue massage in Pattaya 

 

nothing to do with sexual massage at all !! 

So don't even think it !

 

I like my back cracked ,my back especially after the gym needs to be out back in place 

Also I was nearly brutally attacked by a ladyboy last week outside that Dluck place so I have been suffering PTSD 

 

In the last few years I have noticed in Pattaya the quality of the massage is not as good as Australia Thai massage even though I'm paying 4 x the price in Australia 

 

Yesterday I had a massage which I thought was quite expensive up near Tony's fitness, 400 baht ,it was 7/10 but one thing I don't like in massages is this.

Don't start talking to me during the massage!!

Where you from ? How long you stay etc ....I don't like it !!!

 

And the one yesterday asked me continually during the massage if I was going to tip  her 100 baht after the massage 

 

I don't pick rough looking places I pick ones who are dressed up traditional,I expect good service , I expect a real Thai massage ,

I expect quality 

 

It seems it's hard to come by 

 

I must admit to do like the Thai blind massage at Jomtien at 250 b 

 

But I'm sorry to say the quality has gone right down , terrible , absolutely 

I will hunt around maybe for more mature aged masseurs 

Do you know where I could get a good massage ,no happy ending etc I don't like that !!

 

A good physio would solve your problems more effectively 

Twenty five years likely had over a hundred women only two were worth the time money and hassle. Now the prices are soaring so more picky than ever. Just don,t trust any of them mostly fake$$$$$.

18 minutes ago, Mitkof Island said:

Twenty five years likely had over a hundred women only two were worth the time money and hassle. Now the prices are soaring so more picky than ever. Just don,t trust any of them mostly fake$$$$$.

Yes I don't believe they are even qualified unlike Australia 

On 9/16/2025 at 8:25 AM, georgegeorgia said:

One thing I like us a good oil massage or Thai deep tissue massage in Pattaya 

 

nothing to do with sexual massage at all !! 

So don't even think it !

 

I like my back cracked ,my back especially after the gym needs to be out back in place 

Also I was nearly brutally attacked by a ladyboy last week outside that Dluck place so I have been suffering PTSD 

 

In the last few years I have noticed in Pattaya the quality of the massage is not as good as Australia Thai massage even though I'm paying 4 x the price in Australia 

 

Yesterday I had a massage which I thought was quite expensive up near Tony's fitness, 400 baht ,it was 7/10 but one thing I don't like in massages is this.

Don't start talking to me during the massage!!

Where you from ? How long you stay etc ....I don't like it !!!

 

And the one yesterday asked me continually during the massage if I was going to tip  her 100 baht after the massage 

 

I don't pick rough looking places I pick ones who are dressed up traditional,I expect good service , I expect a real Thai massage ,

I expect quality 

 

It seems it's hard to come by 

 

I must admit to do like the Thai blind massage at Jomtien at 250 b 

 

But I'm sorry to say the quality has gone right down , terrible , absolutely 

I will hunt around maybe for more mature aged masseurs 

Do you know where I could get a good massage ,no happy ending etc I don't like that !!

 

I loved that blind Massage place! Used to visit daily. Glad to hear they are still around. Hope people still tip very generously...

1 minute ago, falangUK said:

I loved that blind Massage place! Used to visit daily. Glad to hear they are still around. Hope people still tip very generously...

No I don't tip anymore!!

In fact I had a beautiful facial up at Mike's mall yesterday,she was talking too much = no tip 

I'm sorry to be harsh but please not this little black duck darling !

On 9/20/2025 at 11:10 AM, flaming dragon said:

Go to a place near boystown and get yourself rubbed down by the twink of your dreams.  I don't bat for the other team so can't offer specific recommendations, but you're barking up the wrong tree by being gay and going to women for massages. 

That’s Soi 5, right? I remember sending two Israeli soldiers there when they asked me where to find the best action in town. It was an honest mistake

I was pretty drunk and running on almost no sleep for days. Still, great memories from so many years ago.

4 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

No I don't tip anymore!!

In fact I had a beautiful facial up at Mike's mall yesterday,she was talking too much = no tip 

I'm sorry to be harsh but please not this little black duck darling !

I always tip because I know it’s tough work. I was especially generous at the blind massage place since she was so kind, at one point she even dropped my underwear and massaged my backside, which I definitely didn’t expect. On another day, she even suggested I marry her daughter, whom I had never met.

 

 

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A shrink would help you more.

Never had a good paid-for massage in Thailand, from cheapo beach rub to top-end spa. Most people don't actually know what a proper massage even is--one typically needs a loved one with skill to want to do it. And yes, them yapping is a sure way to spoil it, but, alas, they might think it impolite to not talk and many Thai customers would want that. Aside from asking where it hurts 😜 and what the customer likes etc, a good masseuse should stfu and should definitely not jabber to their friends or frig around with their phone. A proper masseuse should have at least one hand on the body at all times. Have never had that in Muang Thai so other than the odd foot rub, I don't bother anymore. My advice, beings as you're in Pattaya, just go for a dirty soapie and be done with it.

It's trial and error finding a massage lady who does it how you want, i currently have 3.

 

Problem as you get older you pick up injuries and the ladies try to find them

13 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Yes I don't believe they are even qualified unlike Australia 

Many have completed some course and certificates are often on display somewhere. I wouldn't trust no Oz to touch me!

4 hours ago, jacko45k said:

Many have completed some course and certificates are often on display somewhere. I wouldn't trust no Oz to touch me!

tie me kangaroo sport tie me kangaroo down....

On 9/16/2025 at 9:55 AM, georgegeorgia said:

One thing I like us a good oil massage or Thai deep tissue massage in Pattaya 

I prefer soi Honey, Post Office, the everything massage, all up 1300 baht. 

 

Just now, SAFETY FIRST said:

I prefer soi Honey, the everything massage, all up 1300 baht. 

 

1000 baht to us hansum chaps.......

3 minutes ago, petermik said:

1000 baht to us hansum chaps.......

Crikey, I've been Scammed. 

 

 

On 9/16/2025 at 9:55 AM, georgegeorgia said:

In the last few years I have noticed in Pattaya the quality of the massage is not as good as Australia

In Australia masseuses require credentials, a certification.

 

Thai masseuse only credential required good at lower massages 

56 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

In Australia masseuses require credentials, a certification.

 

Thai masseuse only credential required good at lower massages 

Many Thai masseuse have credentials/certifications of life...far more important 👍

1 hour ago, petermik said:

Many Thai masseuse have credentials/certifications of life...far more important 👍

Not the girls working at the '1000 baht all in' massage parlours. 

 

Honestly feel sorry for some during this low season w/o customers they earn 0 money.

 

Could you imagine handling some of those feet around Walking Street for a mere 20 baht tip from Sanjay.

 

 

 

2 hours ago, petermik said:

1000 baht to us hansum chaps.......

 

2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Crikey, I've been Scammed. 

 

 

No, depends on the girl and shop

51 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

3 hours ago, petermik said:

1000 baht to us hansum chaps.......

 

3 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Crikey, I've been Scammed. 

 

 

No, depends on the girl and shop

I agree, the 1000 baht all in massage is usually a very average masseuse. 

 

I prefer TOP SHELF, a young pretty 

 

What's your experience? 

 

3 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I prefer soi Honey, Post Office, the everything massage, all up 1300 baht. 

 

More Honey money than sense!

2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I agree, the 1000 baht all in massage is usually a very average masseuse. 

 

I prefer TOP SHELF, a young pretty 

 

What's your experience? 

 

I'm more versatile these days so aim for 1000 or less, but Mores ok if special 

4 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

I'm more versatile these days so aim for 1000 or less, but Mores ok if special 

I love a versatile man 

Take it & give it 

1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

I love a versatile man 

Take it & give it 

But yet you get very upset with ladyboys!

Make your mind up wrt which way you swing/like!!