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A few years ago, someone sent me this link labeling all the types of people you might encounter on an internet forum. It doesn't seem too far off the mark. See if you ca spot yourself or others in the link here:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

I hereby dub suega "Big Cat". It seems to work on a few different levels.

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Thanks, LB. That's really funny. Who do you see yourself as? I like the cyber sisters. 555 I guess I'm toxic granny altho several others apply, like Jekyll and Hyde. Robski, I see you as Klaxon and Ideologue.

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Thanks, LB. That's really funny. Who do you see yourself as? I like the cyber sisters. 555 I guess I'm toxic granny altho several others apply, like Jekyll and Hyde. Robski, I see you as Klaxon and Ideologue.

Well, I like to think of myself as Eagle Scout, but your Ideologue spot, who would be a little less smug, certain and self satisfied wiith a hint of Garble thrown in, probably isn't too far off the mark.

:DJet! Is that you? Phwooooooooaaaar!!

Jetiquette Nazi is in control and does not tolerate back talk, especially from a sniveling worm like you. She demands the strictest adherence forum protocols and rules of engagement . If you deviate in the slightest you WILL be punished. Even Admin is careful not to attract her ire.

Cheeky bitch! :o

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:DJet! Is that you? Phwooooooooaaaar!!

Jetiquette Nazi is in control and does not tolerate back talk, especially from a sniveling worm like you. She demands the strictest adherence forum protocols and rules of engagement . If you deviate in the slightest you WILL be punished. Even Admin is careful not to attract her ire.

Cheeky bitch! :o

Ooooooooooh! How did I miss meself! Thanks, Robski!

Yes, LB, you would be an eagle scout but you do good left jabs when warranted. So..maybe a bit of kung-<deleted> master?

Oh ######it..... put me in as the Enfant Provocateur :bah::o:bah::D:D:D:D

:o I had you down as Ents, the ethereal beddies inmate, Squeegie (thanks for the reminder).

Miggy, you forgot to add cyber sisters. Where's NR? 555

A few years ago, someone sent me this link labeling all the types of people you might encounter on an internet forum. It doesn't seem too far off the mark. See if you ca spot yourself or others in the link here:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

I hereby dub suega "Big Cat". It seems to work on a few different levels.

Thaks lannarebirth (I think). There are certainly a few 'Atheists' on this forum! :o

Ps fun link!

Whatabout Evil Clown?

Funnily enough, though some elements may coincide, t'is not I.

I saw myself more as

????

Now some of the rest of you: (added: I can't do you all... I haven't the patience, so I read the descriptions and named the first name to spring to mind... til I got bored)

Suegha: The only obvious choice

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

Terry57:

Troller is looking for a response...ANY response, and he will chum the waters with complaints, insults, compliments, and inflammatory tidbits hoping that someone...ANYONE, will take the bait. Generally quite harmless - practices a form of catch and release. Nonetheless, he can upset the delicate ecology of a discussion forum. Once a forum becomes aware of his presence, however, all feeding activity ceases and Troller must move on to more promising waters.

JETTIE:

Warriors often underestimate Toxic Granny's fighting abilities. She can be very aggressive, and because of the deference paid to the elderly, not only does Toxic Granny easily attract allies to aid in her defense, but her foes are reluctant to employ their strongest weapons against her. Prudent Warriors avoid confrontations with Toxic Granny because there is ignominy in defeat and no glory

in victory.

Hmmm.... : ????

For Tireless Rebutter there is no such thing as a trivial dispute. He regards all challenges as barbarians at the gates. His unflagging tenacity in making his points numbs and eventually wears down the opposition. Confident that his arguments are sound, Tireless Rebutter can't understand why he is universally loathed.

Donz:

Target is the guy everyone in a forum loves to hate (added: or hates to love -kayo).

He brings this upon himself; he may be a known cheater in a game forum, a conservative among liberals, a Windows guy among Mac enthusiasts, or even a man in a women's forum. Why Target places himself in such dicey situations is anyone's guess, but he seems genuinely oblivious to the danger. When Warriors unleash their collective fury upon him his usual reaction is "Hey, what did I do?" or "Why do you all hate me?" Target eventually gets the hint after a while and moves on. NOTE: Target often serves as a useful pressure valve for the forum's pent up hostilities. Therefore, if the current Target has been driven off or immobilized a new target will be quickly selected.

Most of us, from all the cliques on tv, for ultimately, we are one big defensive clique.

A Swarm hive is almost impossible to detect. When a hapless victim stumbles on a forum that houses a Swarm and disturbs it with an offending message, the Swarm will erupt and fly at their victim from all directions. Taken one at a time the irrelevant, often mindless individual attacks can be easily brushed aside, but because of the sheer volume of the assault even the strongest Warriors must eventually yield. WARNING: Only those who are highly skilled in Swarm management techniques should attempt to wade into a Swarm hive. but even with protective clothing opposing Warriors should expect to suffer a few stings.

WOLFIE

Nanny tirelessly monitors forum discussions to make sure that everyone behaves. Though he is quick to admonish for off-topic messages and petty squabbling, he is generally slow to anger. Rather than wading into pitched battles, Nanny simply pulling the plug on combatants and bans repeat offenders.Weaker Warriors such as Innocence Abused, Weenie and Crybaby will run to Nanny for protection in the midst of battle.

FarangSaY

Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-<deleted> Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight.

TGS *in his early days*

Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness, often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished.

The ADMIN CREW & Scouser & Kan WIN NB: George and DR PP also have their own personal entries at the bottom of this post.

Whether through virtue, contributions, force of personality or sheer longevity certain forum participants will rise to form an aristocracy. While it is generally taboo to openly acknowledge the class distinctions, the hierarchy is well understood by all. While for the most part the Royals rule with magnanimity, they will not tolerate impertinence from the hoi polloi. It is their habit to remain aloof from petty squabbles among their subjects, but when full-scale war breaks out their intervention can be decisive.

TOTSTER!!! :D

Forums often contain one or more unacknowledged sub-societies, but everyone except the most clueless know that these groups exist and constantly feel their influence. Such alliances congeal because of similarities in ideas and attitudes, or for the desire for power and influence within the forum. Since human beings are hierarchical creatures each of these these little mafias always have a Godfather who is surrounded by a cadre of loyal henchmen. Unlike Rebel Leader, Issues, Furious Typer and other noisy Warriors, Godfatheronly occasionally deigns to enter into discussions, but when he does everyone listens to him respectfully and his pronouncements have an air of finality. Though Godfather himself never engages in battle, it is commonly understood that his utterances should not be challenged, and when an unsuspecting Newbie or ambitious wannabe mounts a challenge to his authority Godfather’s henchmen viciously silence or drive away the attacker.

What's her name, "English Farang Lady" or something:

Fragile Femme is very needy and insecure and regards the discussion forum as her personal support group, and will lash out when her feelings are not "validated" by the others. Fragile Femme will often refer to the forum participants as her "family" and becomes distraught at disharmony of any kind. She regards a minor disagreement with her as devastating personal assaults and will often dissolve into hysteria when confronted. Her hyperactive sense of injury renders her fighting tactics fairly ineffective, but Innocence Abused, Cyber Sisters or Weenie will often spring to her defense.

KAYO!!!!!

At last I've found him:

Apparently there is no joke too lame, too lurid or too inappropriate for Yuk Yuk, and he's absolutely determined to share with you every gobbet of stale drollery, every tired urban legend and every goofy web site on the internet. Yuk Yuk seldom contributes to any discussion, preferring instead to forward witticisms and bon mots culled from his voluminous archive. Of course, should other Warriors object to his off topic inanities they are accused of lacking a sense of humor.

Robski!!!

Rebel Without a Clue's deep seated and infantile hostility to authority motivates his random and seemingly gratuitous attacks on list owners, Admins, Nannies or anyone else who attempts to maintain order and civility in discussion forums. Differing markedly from Rebel Leader, he is unattached to any cause other than petulance for its own sake, and will therefore seldom inspire general insurrection. In his frequent and ineffectual attacks on the established order he will often cite the Bible, or the US Constitution to support incoherent arguments. Rebel Without a Clue NEVER reads forum FAQs , and loudly decries as fascism any enforcement whatsoever of forum rules.

DAN SAI KID

Rottweiler Puppy is clumsy, marginally articulate, unsteady in his often playful attacks, but anyone who cares to notice will see that one day he will be a fierce and powerful Big Dog. HINT: By showing some patience and kindness to Rottweiler Puppy in his formative stages prudent Warriors may gain a steadfast and formidable ally.

SCEADUNGA

Profundus Maximus eagerly holds forth on all subjects, but his thin knowledge will not support a sustained assault and therefore his attacks quickly peter out. Profundus Maximus often uses big words, obscure terms and...ahem...even Latin to bluff his way through battle..

JASREEVE

A weak Warrior with few weapons at his disposal Compost flings expletives and vulgarities to keep his opponent at bay. This tactical maneuver can occasionally rout especially sensitive combatants, such as Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against more powerful Warriors. Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly ban him from the forum.

That chap - the one who nobody ever wants to have in the chatroom (Lah?)

Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute.

MIGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Innocence Abused guards her purity jealously and cannot countenance crude language and gets the vapors over frank references to intimate bodily functions. This digital ingénue is a very weak Warrior, and is a favorite target of Enfant Provocateur, Jerk, Troller, and Evil Clown, but Innocence Abused can always count on other Warriors, such as Cyber Sisters, Weenie and Toxic Granny, to come to her defense.

Ol' Croc

Ennui only rouses himself from his torpor to cajole other Warriors to be more interesting - without, of course, ever contributing anything of interest himself. Ennui has limited weaponry at his disposal, but his majestic affectation of boredom provides an effective defense to attacks. When pressed in battle he will announce his intention of moving on to a more stimulating forum, but instead he will generally lurk quietly until the threat passes

THAIBEBOP, MOSSFINN, JAI DEE

Eagle Scout is a positive, constructive Warrior who endeavors to submit original articles which contain useful content and relevant information with supporting citations and links, thus initiating meaningful discussion threads. Eagle Scout regards the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful to Newbie, and will shrug off even the most egregious insults. Eagle Scout is loathed with a poisonous intensity by Evil Clown, Jerk, Enfant Provocateur and Ego.

CAUTION: Sometimes Imposter, Evil Clown or Troller will masquerade as Eagle Scout. There have also been reports of Eagle Scout becoming Jekyl and Hyde. :o

November Rain

For Coffee Klatch the discussion forum is a social gathering - like Mah Jong or Wednesday morning canasta club. Coffee Klatch prefers a friendly, chatty environment and almost always limits her participation to non-technical forums. Whether inadvertently or by design, Coffee Klatch prepares the battlefield in her favor by making it soggy with pleasant, but vapid messages - her favorite phrase often being, "thanks for sharing". This renders the battlefield rather slow going for swifter and more powerful Warriors. CAUTION: If war does break out she will shed her benign facade and attack mired Warriors without remorse.

Chownah (is weird)

Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. Not a particularly powerful Warrior, Evil Clown will attempt to avoid defeat by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.

GuestHOUSE

Diplomat butts into hot disputes, presuming that the combatants will welcome and appreciate his even-handed and eminently reasonable mediation. Frankly, he gets what he deserves.

CDNVIC & TyWais & Maestro

Propeller Head knows just about everything there is to know about computers and the internet, and is a little mystified that you don't. Often an inarticulate and clumsy fighter he is still much to be feared because with a few deft keystrokes he can reduce your computer to a smoking heap of ruined metal.

DR PATPONG

Though Kung-<deleted> Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-<deleted> master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.

SBK, Boo, Kat (the charlie's angels of TV) - in one corner, and Khall, Seonai, Donna, in the other

Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack.

WHy, George, Of course:

In the beginning, before bandwidth, there was nothingness. Out of that endless void God and His heavenly host created...Arpanet, and it was good. But the scientific, military and computer angels Who dwelled in Arpanet were lonely, so They brought forth Browser, and the Web was born. It, too, was good and the children of the internet lived in peace and harmony and were fruitful and multiplied, but God warned His people not to eat of the forbidden fruit of commercialism. Alas, they disobeyed and soon barbarians drove the children of the internet out of Paradise. God, in His wrath, turned away from His people and condemned them to wander in the digital wilderness, but from time to time He will suddenly appear in mailing lists, chat rooms and discussion forums to remind us sinners that we could be saved if only we would hearken unto Him

Funnily enough, Kayo, from the few I read, I actually saw myself as Coffee Klatch (yuk! :o ) Certainly not a cyber sister! I'll have to take a longer look later & see if I can find any others I identify with. Not happy being Coffee Klatch...

Liked all of your comparisons, Kayo. You seem to have knocked a lot of nails on the head :D

I've just read them all - and I am Coffee Klatch! :D

I have also identified Bliss Ninny, Ego, Crybaby, Ethnix, Ferrous Cranus, Impostor, Ideologue & Troglodyte type members, but as they're all negative, I'm not going to say who I think they are :o BTW, only one or two of them post in Bedders.

Very funny (& quite accurate) site, Lanna, Thanks :D

I think I can be any one of those depending on the day. :o

Don't tell me this wasn't the most obvious one in the list? I don't even have to say who it is do I?

Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hel_l is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.

SCEADUNGA

Profundus Maximus eagerly holds forth on all subjects, but his thin knowledge will not support a sustained assault and therefore his attacks quickly peter out. Profundus Maximus often uses big words, obscure terms and...ahem...even Latin to bluff his way through battle..

Nemo hic adest illius nominis

Anyway, I've got more hair than that.

Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert (Read Kayo for cara).

Funny link. :o

Hard to classify one's self as any of these cyber warrior types as they all have at least one or two bad points. Me, I have none! :D

Thanks LB.

There are certainly some personalities on there that stand out , I think TV has more than its fair share of Capitalistas which can make for some rather fun (i.e. constant bickering) in threads over in the news and real estate forums.

I also have no idea which category I identify with either... which I suppose is probably just as well.

A few years ago, someone sent me this link labeling all the types of people you might encounter on an internet forum. It doesn't seem too far off the mark. See if you ca spot yourself or others in the link here:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

I hereby dub suega "Big Cat". It seems to work on a few different levels.

This link has my name in it!!

I'm Mreed!

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A few years ago, someone sent me this link labeling all the types of people you might encounter on an internet forum. It doesn't seem too far off the mark. See if you ca spot yourself or others in the link here:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

I hereby dub suega "Big Cat". It seems to work on a few different levels.

This link has my name in it!!

I'm Mreed!

What a ######ing small cyberworld it is. When I thought of the idea for this thread I went to my favorites for this old link which someone had sent me years ago:

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

It didn't work, so I just Goggled Flame warriors and I got the link I presented here. Are you the websites creator? Nice job if so.

It seems familiar to me "Crybaby" 555

Crybaby - Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort.

funnily enough....ms innocence is as far from being me as I can imagine :o

to add to my original list...I just remembered that I also missed out the Kung-<deleted> master

which one is most me? I cant quite say.......

I said it in my earlier post MiGgie. T'is you thru and thru.

(he says after only some 24 hours of actually meeting you)

perhaps its the hoping someone will come to my rescue bit that I cant identify with. have always had to fight my own battles.....

might be tough...but somehow one manages :o

Oi!

I tried to help you in your battle against London!

I may not have been very efficacious, but I do like to think we - dubiously - certainly had fun trying!

:D:o

Here come da judge!

I'll referee your handbag swinging tournaments for free.

And don't hit on underdogs 'cos I'm their protector.

Oi!

I tried to help you in your battle against London!

I may not have been very efficacious, but I do like to think we - dubiously - certainly had fun trying!

:D:o

I'm sure your efficaciousness remains redoubtably extant!

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