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Naked German Tourist Tasered After Koh Tao Rampage

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5 hours ago, Kandinski said:

Care,to share how you reached that conclusion? None of his action has the typical pattern for a THC height and judged on his haircut I would say he's an alcoholic (and likely football supporter)

Care how you reached 'that' conclusion...

Amusing you criticism one 'out of thin air' generalisation, and then make your own !!!

Judging by his activities, and a previous post... I'm going with horny triathlete meets yabba !

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    SAFETY FIRST

    A wild animal, he belongs in Pattaya.

  • save the frogs
    save the frogs

    He probably was there. You probably had a drink with him last week.

  • Terrance8812
    Terrance8812

    Thank goodness it was "Operation Rouge Todger" that was finally able to bring him down. Had they not caught him in time you might have had a serious case of free balling along the Gulf of Thailand.

9 hours ago, blaze master said:

I wonder if he shat himself after the taze.

Of all the possible takeaways from that story, coprophilia is what you went with ?? !!!! 🤣

6 hours ago, hanbla said:

No he doesn't belong to Pattaya, he belongs to a zoo somewhere in Germany. Deport him and don't forget his clothes and to stamp "Banned" in his passport. Bye bye Thailand.

What's wrong with people coming here? Naked runners, sex on the beach performers. Btw sex on the beach is a drink not a stunt.

But to be honest the two naked ladyboys running after an Indian was hilarious. 😁

the reason can only be 3 options: mentally ill, too much weed or too much alcohol. Maybe 2-3 of them together.

9 hours ago, Lucky Bones said:

Yes,......"Central Pattaya" can be a zoo.

East Pattaya most enjoyable for over 13 years.🙃🙃

I like Prathunak hill and Jomtien.

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Care how you reached 'that' conclusion...

Amusing you criticism one 'out of thin air' generalisation, and then make your own !!!

Judging by his activities, and a previous post... I'm going with horny triathlete meets yabba !

Sang Som and Ice, nothing worse than a wide awake drunk.

An article I read on another news site explained that a ladyboy had grabbed his wallet and sprinted off in the middle of the skull shine. The Kraut immediately took off after him and apparently did not have time to put any clothes back on. According to the report, the ladyboy had mistaken him for a Brit or an Aussie who would not be able to chase after him. Several tourists on the beach later said they were not particularly shocked when they saw him running around in the buff because they assumed he had simply arrived early for the Full Moon Party.

5 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Of all the possible takeaways from that story, coprophilia is what you went with ?? !!!! 🤣

I did also suggest he should have taken a leisurely kayak ride as well.

9 minutes ago, blaze master said:
5 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Of all the possible takeaways from that story, coprophilia is what you went with ?? !!!! 🤣

I did also suggest he should have taken a leisurely kayak ride as well.

Ah well... that completely removes the fixation on whether he shat himself then !!!! 🫣

16 hours ago, Lucky Bones said:

Most certainly you need to avoid soi Bookoowu.

Indians stay on big sois.

No ladyboys or 7/11's in small sois.🙃🙃

I hope you're being sarcastic there as even the Mrs calls Soi Honey, Soi Katoey?

Maybe he got lost on a walk from his clothing optional accommodation. Didn't have a phone (nowhere to store it), so he borrowed some ladies phone, then borrowed a motorcycle to try to make it back to his accommodation, but decided that a kayak was faster. All just a misunderstanding. 🤣

On 3/6/2026 at 12:22 PM, Kenny Boy said:

Another loser with an addiction to weed.

Pathetic

Whatever drug he's taking I definitely do not want any!

On 3/6/2026 at 1:23 PM, Ebumbu said:

"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

LoL Spot on the Terminator.

On 3/6/2026 at 3:21 PM, phil2407 said:

A taser reaches that far? If so good accuracy as guy was moving

Yes good shoot. I wonder what would happen to the taser shooter and the insane German if the shot was fired whilst he was in the water rather than on the beach?

6 minutes ago, cynic1 said:

Yes good shoot. I wonder what would happen to the taser shooter and the insane German if the shot was fired whilst he was in the water rather than on the beach?

Not much - the electricity would likely take the easier path and dissipate through the saltwater, bypassing much of the body.

7 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Not much - the electricity would likely take the easier path and dissipate through the saltwater, bypassing much of the body.

Ok Thanks

On 3/6/2026 at 2:51 AM, Chongalulu said:

The German man removed his clothes telling onlookers to prepare for the würst! 😱

Most probably he was running towards a restaurant, because he was looking for mustard for his würstchen, but eventually ended up with Wasabi instead. And that hurts like a bumblebee sting.😁

I would have aimed the Tazer for his balls. It's definately a shock such crazy chaps would remember 🤣

Germans love nudity and wierdness. I see the words German and naked here and immediately click on the link

On 3/7/2026 at 12:25 AM, Trip Hop said:

I hope you're being sarcastic there as even the Mrs calls Soi Honey, Soi Katoey?

Congratulations for understanding ,I couldn’t!

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