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Foreign Nationals Defecate Outside Patong Shop

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On 6/21/2026 at 9:47 PM, NanLaew said:

Oversized adult diapers are available.

That's a fantastic suggestion! I would love to know which brand you find has the most absorbent powder.

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we poke fun, but many of us have been in similar circs breaking out in a sweat with 1 minute left until launch

Some time ago a British woman was walking in Delhi and stopped an Indian gentleman to ask where she might find a toilet.

He swept his arm magnanimously around and informed her, "Madam, India is a toilet." (Told to me while in India).

As long as Thailand refuses to provide clean public toilets, where do the authorities think tourists will relieve themselves?

You reap what you sow.

44 minutes ago, nick supreme said:

That's a fantastic suggestion! I would love to know which brand you find has the most absorbent powder.

Why? Are yours leaking (again)?

23 minutes ago, Purdey said:

Some time ago a British woman was walking in Delhi and stopped an Indian gentleman to ask where she might find a toilet.

He swept his arm magnanimously around and informed her, "Madam, India is a toilet." (Told to me while in India).

As long as Thailand refuses to provide clean public toilets, where do the authorities think tourists will relieve themselves?

You reap what you sow.

You s__t what you eat too.

26 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

we poke fun, but many of us have been in similar circs breaking out in a sweat with 1 minute left until launch

Or the shart.

In the dairy aisle.

At Villa.

After their turnout fly's descended around both their faces by the look of it.

On 6/22/2026 at 6:44 AM, roo860 said:

As the old saying goes, 'Never sh!t on your own doorstep'! 😉

Never hear that one before...

11 hours ago, scorecard said:

Never hear that one before...

Don,t <deleted> in your own nest it is.!

5 hours ago, Olmate said:

Don,t <deleted> in your own nest it is.!

Not from where I come from it isn't, your own 'doorstep' it is!

On 6/22/2026 at 2:00 PM, richard_smith237 said:

Chinese - sh!££ing the street is a national past time there !

There were stories circulating years ago of a Chinese national loosing the battle to 'hold on' at Suvarnabumi Airport Immigration.

In 1971 I went to Nigeria to work for an oil company, and had to spend a few days in Lagos to get some paperwork done, and I was very surprised at how "modern" it looked, with some very large office buildings and the like – – and I was standing admiring one particular building with very a large and impressive entrance, when a local Nigerian guy walked into the entrance area of the building, promptly dropped his pants and dropped a load, there and then, in full view of anyone who was passing.

Of course I was very surprised at this and I just walked on, thinking that, "you can drag people out of the dark ages, but you can't always change their behaviours", or words to that effect.

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

Not from where I come from it isn't, your own 'doorstep' it is!

Then Stiff titties roo!

On 6/23/2026 at 11:42 AM, FolkGuitar said:

I’m glad I don’t live in your town.

I think I can speak for all the farangs who live here and say "We are glad that you with your closed mind don't live here".

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