me 184cm and 100kg, she 160 cm and 43kg, age difference 8 years.

Hi CHONOBOT, 5ft 8 ,on your socks ???

Talking about dumb .If you are not able to give your height in metric seize,

This is not dumb ,let say you are not verry clever

But d'ont worry I'TS ONGLY A GAME

OK, here goes:

Me: 183cm 81kg

My lovely wife: 157cm 48kg

Age difference: 5.5 years to the day!

Me 175 / 91 (yes a it of a fat prick)

She (the last one) 150 / 39

Why are we here, why don't we go home?

Well it's not for the temples is it?

Hi CHONOBOT, 5ft 8 ,on your socks ???

Talking about dumb .If you are not able to give your height in metric seize,

This is not dumb ,let say you are not verry clever

But d'ont worry I'TS ONGLY A GAME

Christ! Do you not recognise irony? But I suppose you would have to speak English reasonably to appreciate the quirks of this language you are still trying to fathom.

Yes 5ft 8/ 1.72.72 on/in my socks , how tall are you flat on your arse with a couple of black eyes?

Relax it's a joke again , a verry clever joke , d'ont you just love seizes....?

What are your seizes?

Hi CHONOBOT, 5ft 8 ,on your socks ???

Talking about dumb .If you are not able to give your height in metric seize,

This is not dumb ,let say you are not verry clever

But d'ont worry I'TS ONGLY A GAME

This wins the prize for the stupidist post today IMO , how many spell/grammar mistakes can you spot?

Pedantic Chonobot/Chonabot

Hi CHONOBOT, 5ft 8 ,on your socks ???

Talking about dumb .If you are not able to give your height in metric seize,

This is not dumb ,let say you are not verry clever

But d'ont worry I'TS ONGLY A GAME

Surely it's a joke right ... ? The poster must have meant it to be like that... could they really have made that many mistakes ??

BTW I checked this post, then checked it again... just to be on the safe side...

I feel guilty now , but the chap threw the first stone , albeit in a greenhouse.

Well... it was a little confrontational... but hey som num naaaa !

Dammit.. getting paranoid now, had to check this post three times

My Beautiful Gf is 150Cms and 40Kgs

I had a look on the pictures you posted.

For once, you did not lie,...

My Beautiful Gf is  150Cms  and 40Kgs

I had a look on the pictures you posted.

For once, you did not lie,...

For Once?

My Beautiful Gf is   150Cms  and 40Kgs

I had a look on the pictures you posted.

For once, you did not lie,...

For Once?

Sorry, Begs.

This time it was just a joke with no underlying message,...

Many miles apart right now, but never been happier

Erm, I'm not sure that's quite what you mean Spree!

Meaning I started working in a different country for a bit, so we can only talk every day instead of seeing each other every day ... but despite the separation, we are very happy in our relationship. I will see her again soon, and within a few months she will come to stay with me full time.