Ferrari

[Boo]

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Scottish government's get back to work scheme and employ people from Glasgow. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Glasgow area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent move by the Ferrari management. As most races are won or lost in the pits Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However........ Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only were the Glasgow pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

[A. BOOZER]

Obviously only still apprentices. The original team from Holmwood, Bradford were a heck of a lot quicker!

[maikaojai]

I find it fascinating the moderators can break their own rules yet ban other's for lesser crimes.

[jayenram]

I find it fascinating the moderators can break their own rules yet ban other's for lesser crimes.

Which of the forum rules were broken here then?

Surely it is not against Thaivisa rules to extract the urine from Glaswegians?

You're not Welsh by any chance, are you?

[Wolfie]

Careful Jay, your on thin ice with any welsh jibes...

Auzzies and Scots are fair game, the Welsh are NOT

[A. BOOZER]

That's right, just ask Anne Robinson! (Weakest Link presenter BBC2 UK)

[Pink Mist]

Careful Jay, your on thin ice with any welsh jibes...

Auzzies and Scots are fair game, the Welsh are NOT

welsh are fair game too, you aint got that button yet