Pet Prozac

Pet Prozac

3 Labrador retrievers (chocolate, yellow and black colored)

are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office

when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns

to the chocolate and says, "So why are you here?" He

replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything -- the

sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw

was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's

bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going

to do?" "Gonna give me Prozac", came the reply from

the chocolate lab. "All the vets are prescribing it.

It works for everything." He then turns to the yellow

lab and asks, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says,

"I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and

trees, I dig just for the ###### of it. When I'm inside,

I dig up the carpets. But I crossed the line last night

when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So

what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.

"Looks like Prozac for me too", the dejected yellow

lab said. The yellow lab then turns to the black lab

and asks what he's at the vet's office for. "I'm a humper",

the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the

cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I

want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had

just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to

dry her toes and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped

on her back and started humping away." The yellow and

chocolate labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac

for you too, huh?" The black lab says, "No, I'm here

to get my nails clipped."