Dear Abby

[Boon Mee]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed

as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in

Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have

recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are

financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in

Dallas.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence

at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother

is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his

three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in

Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things con! sidered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé' and look

forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally

open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[elsie]

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Wrong name perchance?

[Boon Mee]

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Wrong name perchance?

Nope...not at all