now in bathroom

on the floor

looking for brains

making Omelette tonight?

first, break eggs

Don't Break wind

in public places

only in bed

can i sleep

too much noise

reduce coffee intake

and stop popping

plastic wrapper paper

for stress relief

and daily aspirin

for your heart

with folic acid

dripping off Wig

slithering through pubes

running down leg

a nasty substance

Smoked in Bong

purchased in dong

the family chores

washing the buffalo

in the kitchen

With ATM Goldcard

add soapy suds

waxing the horns

pedicure cloven feet