Three Things Not To Say.........

[mully]

Three things NOT to say in a gay bar.

1. Buggar me it's hot in here

2. Fekc me this beer's good

3. Do you mind if I push you stool in a bit

[fatter than harry]

Also

"Christ! Did a cow shit in here?"

[lemel]

hi, do you sell fags here?

Not very Pc but what the <deleted>

[PvtDick]

"I'm a pea-brained, bigoted moron who thinks you guys are all sickos because you are different from me!"

[davethailand]

hey barman give me a stiff one.

[fatter than harry]

"hmmmmm, do you sell 'White Russian's"?

Huski - Where's my anal seepage?

I meant the singing seals, however I also wouldn't say that in a gay bar

[Totster]

"I'm a pea-brained, bigoted moron who thinks you guys are all sickos because you are different from me!"

Yep.... I definately would not say that in a gay bar....

[davethailand]

nor me.

[splitlid]

*bending over*

'hey whose soap is this?'

'i really need to get laid tonight'

'im so drunk i wont remember anything tomorrow morning'

'pass the brown sauce'

'anyone for a game of darts'

sing 'if ya think im sexxy' rod stewart style.in the toilet.