The World Is Crazy!

[lemel]

Subject: Fw: PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!

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> > >

> > >It really doesn't matter if any of this is true - the best part are the

> > >comments....! Which are quite witty really. - !

> > >

> > >

> > > PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!

> > >

> > > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with

> > > animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual

> > > relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

> > > (Like THAT makes sense.)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a

> > > woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking

> > > directly at them during the examination. He may

> > > only see their reflection in a mirror.

> > > (Do they look different reversed?)

> > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a

> > > corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex

> > > organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or

> > > piece of wood at all times.

> > > (A brick??)

> > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is

> > > decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel

> > > the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay

> > > them for the privilege of having sex

> > > for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is

> > > expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

> > > (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job

> > > anywhere else in the world that even comes close to

> > > this?)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to

> > > kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with

> > > her bare hands. The husband's lover; on the other

> > > hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

> > > (Ah! Justice!)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -

> > > but only in tropical fish stores.

> > > (But of course!)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her

> > > husband, and the first time this happens, her mother

> > > must be in the room to witness the act.

> > > (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

> > > *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*

> > > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to

> > > have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same

> > > time.(I presume this was a big enough problem that

> > > they had to pass this law?)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from

> > > vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may

> > > be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places

> > > where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on

> > > the premises."

> > > (Is this a great country or what? But not as

> > > great as Guam!)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an

> > > hour.

> > > (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex

> > > for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always

> > > smiling?)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

> > > (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can

> > > pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on

> > > its right side when intoxicated.

> > > (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt.

> > > pay for this research??

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

> > > (I know some people like that.)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > Starfish don't have brains.

> > > (I know some people like that! too)

> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

> > > And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe

> > > through their butts. (Do you think they have bad

> > > breath?)

> > >

> > >NOW DOESN'T THE DAY SEEM A LITTLE BRIGHTER?